Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"i stuck a 6 inch gold blade in the head of a girl"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Oh shit, I shouldn't have laughed...it's coming out my nose now too!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Peter North, eat yr heart out!"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm gonna cum."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

The fact that I've been referred to twice now disturbs my tender sensibilities.

Matt Groening had a hilarious _Life in Hell_ on the very subject...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Y'know the cycles are getting too short for me round here."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Primary objective complete"

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"like sands through the hourglass babycakes..."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bellow:

"If love is a radio, turn it up to ten!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i've just completely drained my Rocco Baldelli's"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now for the secondary objective..."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now your Coco Crisps are soggy!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"pants"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tacoooo Belllll!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"sorry honey, were you saying something about your day?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've always been partial to "How ya like me now!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can we let Lena join in now, Julia?" < /wishful thinking>

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I am an emo warrior!"

― j3ss (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The truth of the matter is I CAN'T COME"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Just don't mess up my hair!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I win!"

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Make ya say UUUUUGGGGHHHH...come on baby say UUUUUUUUGGGGGGHH!"
"Uh....ugh?"
"NA NAAAW NA NAAAW!"
*sighs*
"C'mon, do it!"
"na naaaw na naaaw"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Waar spoor voor de train naar Leiden, alstublieft?
Which platform for the train to Leiden, please?

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"LEONARD PART SIX!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I have one hard ball"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Rotzak!"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You sank my Battleship!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Cock-a-whoop!"

and I imagine Tad saying "Kladderkaaatzjes!"

― Erik, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"gotcha"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

'So, what's the deal with your sister/brother?'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

"If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."
It wouldn't have gone down well with my wife - her big sister's name was Marsha.

I find it easy to imagine Alan Partridge saying "Back of the Net!"

A friend of mine says that the ideal thing for men to say on orgasm is "There you go."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I didn't think you'd be this much better than your sister/mother/brother/pet."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I didn't think you'd be this much worse that your sister/mother/brother/pet."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I have some bad news"

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Mainframe is crashing!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Release the fucking fury"

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAVOC!!!!!

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

where'd tha muthafuckin cheese go?

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"mommy!"

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

SHAZAM!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"No whammies!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

'OMG! NEWS HOUR W/JIM LEHRER IS ON IN ONE MINUTE!!!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

definitely Wapner

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Nobody beats The WIZ!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. ... "

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Semprini...?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

3X2(9YZ)4A!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

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