rap music's memorable banalities

maybe X should take off his sweater.

And in the off season we vacate in the shade.

and it gets warm, take off your hot sweater

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:35 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you're tired, then go take a nap

― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:37 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha these were exactly what i meant

i'll get me GOAT

― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:46 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Buy a half price sweater new

you cant help me if you cant help yourself
you better make a left

I'M GETTIN SLEEPY
I NEED SOME COFFEE

it don't matter if radio say its a hit
real niggas consider it miscellaneous shit

^ ^ ^ Requesting source pls. ^ ^ ^

Saigon on "Say It" from new Termanology mixtape If Heaven Was A Mile Away

I knew a guy like you
his name was Felipe

And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.

first of all I'd like to thank god

a pound costs six in new york
but it's half in Miami

I'm just vanishin' with the vanishin' cream - Masta Killa

I woke up this morning and had that line in my head. I never noticed it until just then. Weird.

Letters makes words
and sentences makes paragraphs

this be the drama
i'ma cause like a comma in sentence
paragraphs indented

early in the mornin' jump out my bed
grab some afro sheen and I comb my head

I've posted this before, on a similar thread, as it is my favorite example of this sort of thing:

You lied about the lies that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

All the way to Africa, a.k.a. the Motherland
Stick out the left, then I'll ask for the other hand
That's the right hand, Black Man
Only if you was noted as my man

I was lyrics like those that, in the summer of 97 when I worked for Domino's Pizza, led me to believe that I could have a future in this rap game.

I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac

More like "I like the Whopper BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! the Big Mac"

Stick out the left, then I'll ask for the other hand
That's the right hand, Black Man

the particular banality of this dawned on me very slowly until one day i heard it and was literally in tears wit hlaughter

Never see me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'.

A nice big plate of/Fish, which is my favorite dish

I know a man named Hank
He has more rhymes than a sirius bank

not to pat myself on the back but i like this thread

But now I'm humble and I can only think
About New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp

I'm sure I've posted this on ILX before but I can't find it now...

Me, I'm a pimp, I ain't payin' for no sex
I'd rather buy me a car or a new rolex

Actually, wow, Kid Rock is great for this. On "American Bad-Ass" we get:

I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics backs
And I did not stutter when I said that.

as well as:

I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash.

"Condo paid for, no car payment."

ridin droptop in the winter with the heat on

storch, can i borrow your yacht?

got the dro and the liquor
at the sto, get the swishas
tropicana and a twizzla

dro's got a lotta these

ridin down simpson me and t.i. watchin "lean on me"

basically an young dro rap about eating shark or tilapia is a memorable banality

I'm not sure how banal some of these are - I mean, Biggie saying he's got his condo and car paid for is more of a specific statement about wealth and success, right? It may not be all that thrilling but it's not exactly filling time with chatter that would be true of anybody...

Yeah, and the reason that Rakim talks about fish, is because in the song he's broke and fish is a luxury. I picture ilxors sitting around eating giant salmon steaks being all "ho hum this is so BORING."

ya without the "without money it's still a wish" of course it's gonna seem banal

quoting it alone is kinda unfair.

I AGREE GUYS.

Cigarette burns in my plush
Empty beer bottles in the brush
And my bitch actin' like a lush

<3 dj quik

those arent banal tho -- or not in the spirit of the thread -- those are just easy to identify with (parties over, dudes have trashed the place & my girl is drunk)

Yeah, there's gotta be some finer point of distinction that separates memorable banalities from rapping in a memorable way about banal subjects. They're all good lines though.

Everybody rappin like it's a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial

In a test of three outta five
Whup anybody's ass at NBA Live

dude if you wnna get rappers started on video games

i mean asher roth has a whole song on the radio right now about how he's good at mario kart

tho in that dept., you can't get anymore banal than mr. lif

Thanks for checkin me, sit on the couch
Pick up a controller and lets play Tekken 3
Whoop that ass four times now you wanna switch
You can use Eddie now I'm Dr. Boskonovitch

on 285 i keep ridin in a circle
inside of my ride smellin like a pound of purple

Hey remember Biggie's friend Two Tecs? Why did everybody call that guy Two Tecs? What a weird nickname. Oh well, I guess we'll never know.

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) October 25, 2016

DOOM leave the competition steamin' like a pile
Smile, ding! Sparklin' jewels
In effect like alternate side of the street parkin' rules

what that tweet presupposes is that the listener turned the song off after two tecs was introduced and didn't continue with the rest of the album

well, the rest is filler

You will never see me smoking a cigarette
Coz cigarette smoker, that's not me

"No, I'm not Chinese"

--Big Daddy Kane, "Long Live the Kane"

Here, no more dough will be made
Unless it's being made by hoes

That's Dom Perignon, it's supposed to bubble. from whodinis echo scratch!

"My album will manifest many things that I saw did or heard about" - O.C., 'Time's Up'

pic.twitter.com/t0KERirQ4V

— Valee (@valee) July 12, 2022

your girl trying to dance with a bag of baby powder
THE AIRHEADS ARE SOUR

kool keith - serpent

good album

has there ever been a nerdcore rapper angrily rapping about breaking D&D rules

they gave my unc life for selling dope and he 63
barack came in office in 08 and gave him clemency

rio day yung OG - "inrrgee"

in a way this is the very opposite of banal but the delivery w/in the song & the context in which it comes makes it feel like a true rap banality to me <3

P heartwarming!

came in to post this one from de la soul 'all good' but i already posted it 9 years ago

I can't believe we built this large pizza pie together, no pepperoni
Yeah you wanted extra cheese, sometimes I gave you extras

― Spottie, Friday, February 14, 2014 2:23 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

still a great line from a great song

xxxpost yeah Serpent is soooo good

AOTY

“Whip anybody ass at NBA Live”

Common on The Bizness