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Meet the new Glenn Beck

Three days after The Obama Deception was released, the online Fox News show "Freedom Watch"--hosted by the network’s senior judicial analyst, Andrew Napolitano--did a joint broadcast with Jones. "I am so happy because we’re doing something different right now," Napolitano announced at the start of his March 18 program. "We are simulcasting with the one, the only, the great Alex Jones on Alex Jones radio!"

Jones appeared on a split screen with Napolitano. "What are you talking about today?" Napolitano asked him. "Oh, just how hundreds of mainstream news articles a week are saying there is a new world order, a global government, it will be run by the very banks that are collapsing society by design, and we will pay carbon taxes to them," Jones replied. He went on in that vein for a few moments. Then Napolitano said, approvingly, "I appreciate what you’re exposing ... I must tell you that there was a time when the types of things that you are warning against was not discussed openly and publicly."

Alex Jones as a regular Fox News talking head would be über-LOLs.

Pigbin Josh (herb albert), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.

smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, it's those dern INTERNATIONAL BjAeNwKsERS run amuck again, just back in the 50s when those storied clear-eyed patriots were forced to form the John Birch Society.

kingfish, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite

Randi, the Skeptic community and the debunkers are a contentious lot. What is your problem with this statement? This kind of criticism is common.

everything, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.

ojo, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the man's a prophet

― chip dumstorf

velko, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:15 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

years and years ago I watched him tell the story of "one day back in 1996 when i was walking down the street and a member of the APD stopped me and asked me to show him identification. i asked him 'officer have i done something wrong?' and he said 'i need to see your identification.' now i was puzzled. i asked him 'sir, do we need ID to walk down the street now?' and that was where it began to dawn on me that there was a security apparatus that was beginning to tighten around the throat of american citizens."

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.

― ojo, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:57 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i remember my jaw dropping some years ago when he said he was 27. fighting the new world order takes its toll, i guess.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

years ago

some years

i have been watching this guy for years btw

years

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

He's haggard because of Chemtrails. Duh.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

And the sterization stuff in his water.

everything, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

He is actually in two slacker-era Austin movie, ie. 'Slacker' by Linklater, and some other later Linklater movie if I remember correctly.

Chelvis, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Which scene is he in? I haven't seen that movie in years. I used to live in one of the houses they filmed in and knew a few of the people in Slackers. That was when I first moved to austin.

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

He's in A Scanner Darkly, shouting a lot.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Same scenario as in Scanner Darkly, he's driving around in his car with twin megaphones on top, shouting about the NWO. I watched Slacker again last year and, yup, there he was.

Chelvis, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite attacking my own personal favourite bullshit conspiracy theory

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Should I watch Scanner Darkly? I enjoyed the book, but I come to see every linklater film as being the smae film, but I'd watch just to see alex jones make a funny cameo.

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Whoops, I am WRONG. that scene exists in Slacker, but it's not Alex Jones. Though he is in two Linklater films, a 'Scanner Darkly' and 'Waking Life', doing much the same thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_%28radio_host%29#Actor_2

Chelvis, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDtfKNRTY-Q

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEuSNejejY&feature=related

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Scene in Waking Life is classic imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2009/10/09/nephew/

Milton Parker, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?board=1.0

smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I could get lost in the insanity for hours.

smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I had the same feeling of disbelief when I first found out his age (circa 99; I was 24 and he was 25! I thought that maybe he was 35-40).

Matt Stafford for the next week or two (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I could get lost in the insanity for hours.

Go here next: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

THE MOST POPULAR WEBSITE FOR ALTERNATIVE TOPICS

James Mitchell, Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

If anything, it's handy to have all of that in one convenient place!

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

CFR/IMF manufactured fake revolutions being used to take over North Africa

^^^^
Latest PrisonPlanet.com forum

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/talk-radios-alex-jones-the-most-paranoid-man-in-america-20110302?page=3

In Austin, Jones quit football and smoking pot ("It made me paranoid")

just sayin, Monday, 7 March 2011 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I had the same feeling of disbelief when I first found out his age (circa 99; I was 24 and he was 25! I thought that maybe he was 35-40).

― Matt Stafford for the next week or two (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 2:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

^^^^

It's obvious Weezy is feeling Wang on this, (lpz), Monday, 7 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

@RealAlexJones Alex Jones

Webster Tarpley (@WebsterGTarpley) is breaking down the royal wedding on the show right now, live. http://www.infowars.com

3 minutes ago via web

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

so wish i was listening to how kate is actually a lizard globalist or whatever

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 April 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

how does a crank like alex jones "break down" a fucking royal wedding? "monarchies are bogus man!"

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

yesterday i was checking videoes at wimp.com to pass the time and there was a cute one where some guy is bummed out that ppl are not talking in the metro so to stir thing up he makes random interviews; it was an ok cute video "free hugs" style and then at the end out of the blue we learn it is an ad for the infowar/we are change website. they are getting crafty! and no sir, i don't like them.

Sébastien, Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

i cant shake this feeling that the Osama killing is going to be Alex Jones's big moment

i know lots of people who are smart enough to not trust FOX news who treat this guy as gospel truth. he's been gathering momentum and with Glenn Beck hogging less of the spotlight, its his time to shine.

someone needs to start a blog where they do a takedown of every single one of his youtube missives

gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

wish I could figure out why those matrix/philip k dick was reality types bug me so bad. I can't even listen to their schticks for longer than a minute or two, it just makes me go agh agh agh I am not the sharpest crayon in the fuckin box but even I can see that what you are saying is so dumb. just exasperating.

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

Ladies and gentlemen, the Illiterati.

a modest broposal (suzy), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

i still lol at his 7/7 conspiracy, which was that blair did it in order to win the election that had taken place two months earlier.

joe, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

loll

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

this went up last nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpBPVkpmoeg

i know bitching about your stupid, annoying, facebook friends is nagl but its really making me so bummed how i'm seeing people posting it all "yup-- knew this whole thing sounded fishy"

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

Debunking their conspiracies wouldn't actually convince those who believe them, but it might lessen their spread.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

thats something, at least.

what do you say, kingfish? we can start on this thread.

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

*subscribes*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

One of the best rants yet... Bilderbergers take DMT to make contact with the hyperdimensional elves who have overseen the construction of Large Hadron Collider. The LHC will then open an interdimensional vortex so the elves can enter our space-time dimension and then, well, kill everyone presumably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpm-NRbnB4

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

the use of the Louis Wain asylum-era cat drawings to represent the DMT elves is careless and cavalier, and show nothing but a blatant disregard for the facts

Milton Parker, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

that rant is incredible

Lamp, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

AWESOME.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

AWESOME.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, August 4, 2011 11:18 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Haha

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

this is just to say

a sucky

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link

I glanced at this, but I can't even hateread this guy. Fuck him forever.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link

It gives the impression his world could not be more miserable than it already is. But I entirely support the world at large doing its very best to see if it's not somehow possible.

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Friday, 3 February 2023 09:03 (one year ago) link

^Well said.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 February 2023 12:25 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
eleven months pass...

Yowza

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:39 (one month ago) link

If eating your leftist ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:45 (one month ago) link

How does it taste, Alex?

President Keyes, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:47 (one month ago) link

Like corn on the cob

cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:48 (one month ago) link

That picture is like twenty years old as well, he's greyer than a Bergman film now

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link

He looks younger because of all the supplements.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link

biting Chuck Tingle's style there

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

He looks younger because of all the supplements.

or maybe the ball tanning?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:04 (one month ago) link

Has he paid off any of these lawsuits?

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:06 (one month ago) link

working on it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:07 (one month ago) link

Eating ass doesn’t pay well TBH

from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:08 (one month ago) link

I guess that DEPENDS on whose ass you're eating

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:10 (one month ago) link

oh well looky who decided to start drinking flouridated water

frogbs, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:13 (one month ago) link

Has anyone started printing "I will toss your leftist salad" tshirts yet?

BrianB, Saturday, 16 March 2024 02:47 (one month ago) link


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