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cadaver vagina stories

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

board/tabletop games

Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...
nine months pass...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2UWMEUU

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg

remy bean, Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Just remembered this thread. I'll always love you, Lysol Douche.

Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

"...and when they looked down, all they saw attached to the vagina was A HOOK!"
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"'Ma'am," said the police operator, "'The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!'"
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

this is amazing

sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Memories, corners of mind, etc.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, that ridiculous AIM chat

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

LYSOL?????????????????
― luna (luna.c), Friday, June 18, 2004 10:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

leaving stains
all round his forehead?
izzy stradlin
something horrid?
LYSOL DOUCHE
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, June 18, 2004 9:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all-time.

c sharp major, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

yes

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

genius

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Just remembered it's International Women's Day :-/

Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

haha I thought that's why you revived this!

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

it's like the vagina monologues, in a way

凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was worried about vaginas.
I was worried about what we think about vaginas
And I was even more worried
that we don't think about them.
I was worried about my own vagina.
LYSOL DOUCHE

凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

om

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

g

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

uh oh

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

never forget

mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

wow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

: O

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

some things are best forgotten, forever

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

and then there is the Dreadful Cunnilingus Incident

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

no way ilx should have a town square with a statue of DJP in honor of such stories

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

that should absolutely happen

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

with a rim that can be rolled up to win

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

This, the BNL album cover thread, AND thread for pictures of Drake looking ridiculous all revived today!

emilys., Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

what the

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

loool i would kinda maybe buy those if they were real

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Most unfortunate author name?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0051HEJ86.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

no relation

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

lol adam

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

Actually Lysol was advertised as a contraceptive. Let's dig in. https://t.co/I0gx92kCUA

— Gillian Frank (@1gillianfrank1) June 10, 2019

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

“We must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route),”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/trump-lysol-injection-claim-maker-hits-back

Madchen, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

loooool I was hoping this is why this thread was revived

DJP, Friday, 24 April 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

The Pit And The Pudendum

I peaked early on this site

DJP, Friday, 24 April 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

Alice in her party dress
would-be suitors skulk away
needs to freshen up a bit
before she starts attracting strays
Lysol douche will do the trick
brisk as cool spring rains that fall she'll
spray it where the sun don't shine per-
-haps she ought to use it all to-dayayayayayay
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, January 24, 2005 4:44 PM (fifteen years ago)

is this on the Goths album?

sarahell, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

Love this thread so much.

Madchen, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

oh no the dreadful incident link is broken

mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

little did we know then that one day the lysol douche would be president

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

tyvm

mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/PEM9wq6.jpg

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link


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