zing

Wait what happened to the auto googleproofing that prevented us from typing L0u1s J@gger?

Oh.

Why does it stop me and not John Justen...?

That's a pretty funny zing coming from killy.

i have to go party now

-- max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (2 days ago) Link

if by party you mean post this poll then i'm ok with it

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:43 (2 days ago) Link

no by party he means call his exgirlfriend.

-- jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:47 (2 days ago) Link

i don't even know max's situation, but it has the ring of universal truth.

more true than u will ever know u_u

(Italics are Bimble)

People who are not as intelligent as highly intelligent people are often highly hostile to the highly intelligent people because they see that the people are smart and it makes them feel inferior, so they want revenge.

After reading this sentence, I will only accept that you are highly intelligent if English is not your native tongue.

-- John Justen, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:56 (21 minutes ago) Link

nah holmes i feel it ;_;

xpost

http://whois.domaintools.com/dompassantino.co.uk

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (5 days ago)

Yeah, my ex registered it.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:53 (5 days ago)

17-year-old chubbies have that kind of money?

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 06:00 (5 days ago)

"buried rage"

You 'found' your own fucking website, did you?
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, June 23, 2006 5:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Whoa where's that from.

ah some guy posted a link to his own blog -- i mean fair enough to curse on him, but heavens.

The sasha frere-jones/radiohead thread (the one erroneously sited on ILE).

It's on the ILE front page right now.

I miss that B. Mikes guy, wasn't he seeding a bunch of conversations with links to his site around that time or was it just the sfj one?

Wow, how did I miss that thread originally, it's one of the most cold clusterfucks I've ever seen! Oh yeah, the thread title hardly sez "read me!" does it.

The only guy I remember really overdoing the blogspamming thing is PEW.

don't forget "e complex" who filled me with wite-hot rage but most ppl just ignored, haha

i mean, he even put his blog hyper-linxx in some other very specific font!! why that's so irritating to me, i can't really explain..

Yeah come come that dude was never called on his spamming? It was so weird. He seems to have disappeared tho.

At least Tony Wilson's new record label has its first signing.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 10, 2007 7:54 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

zinging tony wilson, i guess. but nonetheless very hilarious.

Too soon.

Too British.

Too much of a reach.

I don't even get it.

flogging sacred cows like dead horses for your weak lols since 2002

Explain the joke to me, plz.

He's saying Amy Winehouse is about to croak, so then she'll be the first signing to etc etc

That's a zing?

Patton Oswalt vs. Carrot Top zings in this one are awesome zings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHaRu5yzeaY

sooo many zings in the flava roast. show was really really hilarious.

somehow i suspect that one wasn't endorsed by the Friar's Club

wiki: Starting in 1998, Comedy Central started to air roasts by the New York Friars' Club, which they did annually until 2002. For unknown reasons, they did not air the Friars' Club roasts anymore and started producing their own roasts. The first one featured Dennis Leary being roasted, which aired on August 10, 2003. The next one didn't air for over one and a half years, until March 20, 2005, where Jeff Foxworthy was roasted. That same year, on August 14, 2005, Pamela Anderson was roasted. From that point on, a new roast has aired every year in August, featuring William Shatner on August 20, 2006 and Flavor Flav, which aired on August 12, 2007

unknown reasons

WIKI: During a 2003 roast of Denis Leary, comedian Lenny Clarke, a friend of Leary's, said there was a carton of cigarettes backstage from Bill Hicks with the message, "Wish I had gotten these to you sooner." This joke was cut from the final broadcast.[12]

"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the D stands for Dignity"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

that clip is hardcore good times.

"flavor of love .... I didn't know syphilis HAD a flavor"

that one floored me

"bill maher must be exhausted!"

lols

i <3 patton

tauntaun carcass

that's some cutting psychological analysis for someone whose face you've seen 3/5 of

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

-- Don Gorgon, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

-- ^@^, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:52 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

tauntaun carcass

oh yes, THIS was the best line.

Kimmel: "Chris Benoit is a better father"

Ice cold.

omg that "b. mikes" thread. A+ to us all.

also "meeting guys" and "hooking up with guys" are two totally different things. Sure you can't have one without the other, but all the former requires is usually being young and female (because men are disgusting and will basically hit on anything young with boobs and purty hayur), while the latter requires that the young woman in questions make some qualitative decisions about said pool of men.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is real science you're dropping. tell me, do you have any theories about men liking sport and women enjoying a good day's shopping?

-- Ronan, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

you just got zinged shamrock style bitch

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think he means jaymc

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link