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no self-respecting kumlord drives a freakin pt cruiser

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

truth bomb

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it stands for "poon trawler"

joygoat, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

latebloomer my friend did that 2012 video!!

― babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your friend is awesome!

really? * makes scrunched up disapproving face * (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The smarmy drunk types are repellent; I am equally despondent by the women who find this charming and fuck guys like that. Having a daughter in this world sometimes keeps me up at night.

― Where is Stephen Gobie? (Dandy Don Weiner), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:24 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

john phillips used to say the same thing iirc

― iatee, Monday, 5 October 2009 22:27 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no bubo, no credibility (stevie), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

wow

butt sound insanity (gbx), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc

Tombbot & Estello Meet Cankenstein (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh wow - the lady makes them based on the buyer's description of their own bits!!!

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

lol why is Vagina capitalized always

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

If you have any questions convo me. <3
~Vulva

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

"bits"

Tombbot & Estello Meet Cankenstein (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description.

I have to wonder how many of these things that lady gets orders for and also exactly who these ladies are that are ordering personalized pussy pendants.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

there is no polite or non-douchebag way to say this but all of those nanis look mighty beat up to me

goole, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

they're "mature"

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

this one is really weird http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31917726

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, immediately regret that post

goole, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't stop looking at them.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i was able to tear myself away, finally

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

its just kind of an older feminist lady thing iirc

its not really that uncommon

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no

sleep, Thursday, 8 October 2009 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link

this one is really weird http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31917726

looks like labia flapping in the wind

cutty, Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

she is hung.

Gucci Manatee (carne asada), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

she is hung.

^ I read it like that at first

Gucci Manatee (carne asada), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it looks like it's wearing a cape

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

a labia majestically flapping in the wind

latebloomer, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNWCniwgfo

jaxon, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

At first I was like uhhhh but then shit got good.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

a labia majestically flapping in the wind

― latebloomer, Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I know a great gif for this. meet me in the nsfw's thread

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"and that was the last time we saw her officer"

"Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

At first I was like uhhhh but then shit got good.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok howling over here

butt sound insanity (gbx), Friday, 9 October 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

ha! yay 2012 keyboard cat

wolverine is like FIGHT CLUB GOT A RIGHT TO SPEAK HIS MIND (nickalicious), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i saw the trailer for that movie the other day, if the entire movie is like 90 minutes of driving and flying through shit falling apart it might just be the best movie ever made, which i'm sure it won't

wolverine is like FIGHT CLUB GOT A RIGHT TO SPEAK HIS MIND (nickalicious), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link

there's gotta be slow boring useless emotional scenes sadly. it's the law.

latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

and there's no way this is gonna be less than 2 1/2 hours either. blechh.

latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

more like 20 1/2 hours right

lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p1.jpg

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 9 October 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p9.jpg

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p5.jpg

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the one with no jaw is so awesome

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

she detached before eating her friend, like a snake

steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a blog for that - photoshop disasters. pretty awes

lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

"there's a blog for that" - a motto for our zeitgeist

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

replacing "there's a cream for that"

cutty, Friday, 9 October 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

there's an app for that cream

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm feeling 'there's a blog for that'

"Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

t/s - there's a blog for that vs stfu vs hi i read boing boing too

Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Friday, 9 October 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a "new poll" button for that

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link


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