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grains of fuckable sand?

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

How endearing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm nineteen and I masturbate seven times a day

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

brb

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I would, but then I'd just be left with sleepy. this is much more fun.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0802132189.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I love to tease myself. So voluptuous! So infinitely squeezable!

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It's both sexy, *and* makes me want a nap.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/backtoschool/lame-itunes.gif

I AM HORNY FOR GIRLS WITH ITUNES

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Quick, someone call Jennie up in 312.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

...and tell her she has shitty tastes.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

all the people who post room numbers on itunes = friendster slutz

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with the sleep deprivation hypothesis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

friendster slutz

Unless that's her area code. I'm up in 312, as well.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

But then she wouldn't be on Jon's network.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

MAYBE I AM VPNED IN

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dear Mrs Thatcher, pardon the language, but I've got the fucking horn"

http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad_nauseam_13.htm

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

there are surprisingly few typos in this thread, considering you are all posting with just your right hands

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Tantra, baby.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Nah, I'm posting with just the left hand. I only use the left hand for wanking when I want to spice things up a bit. Meaning, of course, that I'm INCREDIBLY bored.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm ambisextrous.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

(actually I'm not, but I thought it was a good word. Right-handed left-handers reprazent!)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It's getting worse. I have been visited by the Ghosts Of Crushes Past twice in one week.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

this shd be the thread where jon impinges on the privacy rights of the people in his dorm and post screen-grabs of their itunes library.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking sides: Room numbers vs. Phone numbers

(My head is so messed up, why am I so neurotic? argh!)

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 08:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i think you need some hobbies, kate.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

p.s. masturbation /= hobby

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I have several hobbies! I just can't engage in any of them while I'm at work. Or masturbate, either, for that matter.

It's just a bit weird to be exchanging phone numbers with a former crush who's all, like, famous now. I really can't get my head around it.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Besides, that was all *so* this morning. I've moved on now. Whatever. I think I'm coming down with the lurgy or something and this, at least, is killing my sex drive. Hurrah. (At least until I see those libertines slash photos again.)

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.andrewkendall.com/images/photographs/bandshoots/peteandwolfman_220404/main/pete_wolf_35.jpg

Aaahhh, much better.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think i've ever encountered ("encountered") anyone with more of a one-track mind

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

What track would that be? Freemasons? Lost Rivers of London? Spacerock? Time Team?

Just coz you don't read any other threads I happen to be on... actually, one might say it's you with the one track mind, since I only ever see *you* on the bloody masturbation threads.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not horny anymore as I have given up sex forever and ever until the end of time and then after.

― the girl you used to know (luna.c), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that picture above had the same effect on me.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it had the opposite effect on me. Does that mean I'm turning into Kate?

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

huge cocks slapping your tender mouth

http://i.myspace.com/40/11/411104/5246074_l.jpg

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Am I to assume from this thread that the chestless are all the rage now?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Sunday, 3 October 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Hasn't that always been the case for teh gayz?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 3 October 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

kate annoys the fcuk out of me. sorry, kate

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 3 October 2004 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Lately I've been so horny I found myself fantasizing about a freshman girl who did some "intimate dancing" with me, even though she's hyperactive and too thin for my tastes anyway. I'd never thought I'd sunk to the level of a "senior student drooling for innocent young freshmen", but apparently I have.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I just had a sex dream about billy idol!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

masonic boom, i saw the seemingly oh so dreamy carl barat from the libertines in concert last week.

*submits the expression of the many smiling girls in the audience when he took his shirt off to thread*

― splooge (thesplooge), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee wins.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

In the midnight hour, she cried "mo', mo', mo'."

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

BWAHAHAHA!!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

amateurist and jw in finding common ground shocka

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Neurotic young men in "scared of women" shockah!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:15 (nineteen years ago) link

no, i'm not scare of women, you just annoy the fcuk out of me with your incessant obsessive posts about various english scenesters

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

-d

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i really didn't mean to write that last night, but i did, and now i'm making it worse. oh well. you seem nice enough.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

oh god ams is it at all possible for you to have an opinion that isn't at once nasty and limp-wristed?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:42 (nineteen years ago) link

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