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'boom skitty bob. de bop'

― oops (Oops), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

little passing freakouts are nowhere as fun as farts. And is it possible when I fart less I freak out more and vica versa?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

You must have one stinky ass, Anthony, if you find yourself freaking out over a fart!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

YES YOU FUCKERS (not you guys, these fax-machine-challenged inSUUUUUREance biyotchiz) FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUSH THE BUTTONS IN THE RIGHT ORDER YAY FOR HUMANITY NOW I CAN GET OUTTA HERE SEE YA PEEEEEEEEACE!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

A hang-nail (it's non-stop fun Dublin-side tonight).

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

I'm looking at the size of the Alabama thread and wondering if I should actually click.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

that was an awful thing to do to me, luna

― oops (Oops), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

Croce or Hum?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 August 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

the latter

― oops (Oops), Monday, 25 August 2003 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

It was on.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 August 2003 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

i wonder how much peter saville charges..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 25 August 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

why am I the designated asshole today? don't I at least get a fuckin' souvenier t-shirt?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

hmm.. "i was asshole for a day and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

IN MY PANTS

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 26 August 2003 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

I was thinking more along the lines of 'designated asshole', but I like your style, kid.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh, a bit of self-confidence. Oh, never mind, it's gone again. Will I only be satisfied when someone, anyone, especially those who've known me longest say they wish they were like me in some way? Maybe, maybe not. Have to see about that. Oh God I'm glad I got some sunblock. I hate looking tanned on my face and arms. I need to pale myself up if I want to start looking nicer. I love pale skin. I'm cursed with this olive tone. It's a curse curse curse curse CURSE. Also want to work on trying to look younger than my age. I need to. I want to surprise people. I want to look 18 or another arbitrary "super young" age where my real age would be treated as a surprise instead of a "Eh, I knew you were that age [or older] already." Pick pick pick pick pick pick. Why don't I ever think of anything fun? Need to start thinking in terms of fun. Fun fun fun fun blech. *yawn*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

c'mon fax me that shit biyotch so I can fax it to the biyotches that are waiting for it so I can get the fuck out of here fax it FAX IT FAAAX IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
That runs through my head every day at work.

Why oh why did I let myself eat chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream right before bed? Now I feel like Paul (I mean, like a walrus)...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

Am I a narcissist because I have this song I recorded last night running through my head and because I think it's a really fucking good pop song?
Am I a bad person because I'm actually kind of glad that my band basically isn't practicing at all in September because it allows me to spend more time at home recording my own stuff and hangin with Sarah and watching Law & Order instead of making the two-hour round trip to our practice space?

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha, Nick, I have my new song stuck in my head too along with its gibberish lyrics!

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 13:04 (twenty years ago) link

* Do Nick and Sarah spend their actual time together in silence because they've said all they have to say to each other on the interweb?

* Should I go buy some ice cream?

* Will ice cream make me fat(ter)?

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

We talk to each other about ILX when we're at home.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

I'm young, I'm wild and I'm free
I got the magic power of the music in me

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

answer the phone, you asshat. christ I hate you more with every day that passes - you know I have to call you every day at this time, why the fuck do you never pick up the goddamned phone? it's your passive/aggressive way of telling me to go fuck myself, isn't it? what hasn't penetrated your thick fucking skull, however, is that you need me or you don't get paid. answer the phone, craphead or guess who isn't getting a check on Friday?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

fuck the gop and its democracy-hating ways. fuck their radical theocrat agenda dressed up in the overpriced coat of compassionate conservatism (hork hork) fuck fuck fuck!

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

I should really try harder for an intimidating-bitch type of look so people stop asking me for directions.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

I am very happy to have learnt the words "gop" and "scrod" tonight.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

i want ice cream.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

Awww, jam out, luna.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

I just want it to be good again

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 05:11 (twenty years ago) link

ugggggh that pocorn was a bad idea but i am still hungy i wish i had pretzels i wish the long game would give me drugs again i love my m*a*s*h soundtrack i need to buy milk i am sleepy

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

Kingfish we need to go get some ice cream, man...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 05:42 (twenty years ago) link

Baseball game tonight!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking HEY THERE FANCYPANTS/PLAY THE SONGS THAT MAKE US DANCE/PLAY THE TUNES THAT MAKE THE LADIES SWOOOOOOOON...

Good lord get out of my head Ween song!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

A song for all the lonley hearts....

it's okay Nick, I've had give me that Z
O
L-O-F-T
stuck in my head for weeks...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

brandy, you're a fine girl
what a good wife you would be
but my life, my love and my ladyyyyy
is the sea

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

oooh heaven is a place on earth

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

I fucking hate atheists.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Well, more I fucking hate the fact that a lot of atheists can't see that they are exactly as smug, condescending and stupid as the religious people they mock, but whatever; the important part is the HATE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

sittin here at midnight
all wrapped up in a bottle of wine
little we can do
we're gonna see it through somehow
so are you ready to go my lady

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Generally those atheists are religious people, who'd rather think they aren't.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

Aetheistic dogma gets in the way of free thought just as much as theist dogma.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, why don't you just hate closedminded people? It's more accurate, and there are more of them to hate (because you can include religious fanatics and atheists together in a kaleidoscope of hate).

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not sure how they are exactly as smug, condescending and stupid as the religious people they mock implies that I like religious fanatics.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

CAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEL THEEEEE LOOOOOOOVE TOONIIIIIIIIIIGHT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

I wasn't implying you like religious fanatics. I was just trying to make your hate more efficient.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

Ooooooooooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Oooooooh heaven is a place on earth...

(THIS WILL BE HAPPENING ALL DAY)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

I like my hate dirty and messy! My hate splashes over all like radioactive waste! BATHE IN MY HATE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

jel has ruined/made my day

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

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