RELEASE THE KRACKEN! perhaps it can destroy hollywood before they remake clash of the titans

Queen Cassiopeia ran off at the mouth about how her daughter Andromeda was better looking than a goddess that I can't remember the name of

Reckon that'll be Hera. Hera was always getting pissed off about shit.

the King of Argos got sonned in a casting-his-daughter-and-her-son-who-was-fathered-by-Zeus-out-on-the-waves beef.

But he took it back within 16 days and got a refund...

Headbanger of a trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBNHZEiX0g

"Titans. Will. Clash."

Love the leap through the air ripped off from Pineapple Express.

why does everything have to be all nu metal all the time

enya didn't return their calls

that trailer was developed by the comic con hivemind

I'll go see this. H**h as fuck.

I don't even know what "Hoth as fuck" means

it means you stuff yourself in a Tauntaun and drag yourself to the theatre

hoping Han Solo shows up halfway through the movie

why does everything have to be all nu metal all the time

― goole, Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:39 AM (53 minutes ago)

http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/bubo.gif

I'VE
BECOME S0
NUUUUUUUMB

tears

opening night here I come

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sw_tauntaun.jpg

this remake + Prisoner remake - they're totally fucking with my childhood here.

FreakyTrigger have been mocking the TITANS WILL CLASH tagline all day.

Your real legs are ACTUALLY inside the Tauntaun

we'll always have hoth

xp to sarahel

when your real legs are actually inside the tauntaun, you are officially hoth as fuck

^^ belongs on fetish thread

TAUNTAUNS
WILL
WALK

a tauntaun fetish is the supernova of furrydom

yeah be careful GISing tauntaun y'all

RIP Captain Lorax

hill street blues 2.0

xp

Repo Man: A New Beginning

tauntaun sleeping bag...
http://slyoyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/450tauntaun.jpg

the legs ARE ACTUALLY inside the tauntaun

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin05.jpg

ONE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg

TWO. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin07.jpg

THREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin02.jpg

FOUR. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin09.jpg

ONE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE. TWO. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin04.jpg

THREE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.

NOW.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin06.jpg

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin00.jpg

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin01.jpg

THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR.

I just can't take movies seriously when they have a nu-metal soundtrack.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg

ile board descrip

^^ might be even better for ILTMI though.

Yar etc:

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/2189/clash-of-the-titans-stills#photo0

Perseus looks like Eminem in that second photo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ45YggZUPM

Kraken looks like a big ol' angry tortoise there.

This is totally Worthington's pitch at a Gladiator, isn't it?

Sam Worthington; worst man in Hollywood?

hardly

Saw a trailer the other day and it looked way better than I thought - there were some nice-looking model shots in there and it wasn't all yawn CGI.

This summer. "Titans will Clash!!"

very good work there guys... what did you do with the rest of the day you came up with that?

good to see the Cloverfield monster getting some more work at the end there

^spoiler! haven't seen cloverfield

looks like the first crab-core action movie.

this looks so fukken rad

i mean dude busts out on a fukken pegasus fighten a seamonster @ the end of that trailer

Harry Hamlin approves:

GK: Had you ever thought over the years that there would come a day when you’d see a remake?

HH: No, it never occurred to me.

GK: Not even with the onslaught of technology? Even George Lucas revisited “Star Wars.”

HH: One doesn’t contemplate that kinda thing. It doesn’t seem like the type of thing you would make. To me, it seemed strange and bizarre. Now that they have different ways of filming, I’m sure it will be better.

GK: You have Sam Worthington taking on your role as Perseus … not a bad choice, right? Have you been in contact with him? Did you give him any sort of advice before they started filming?

HH: No, I haven’t, but I saw him in “Avatar.” He was great in that. I was concerned (about how) whoever was playing Perseus (would) create the arc of the hero. I used Joseph Campbell as my template. Having seen Sam Worthington in “Avatar” and how he constructed his journey in that, I’m almost certain he’ll do the same here.

And for your enjoyment, one of the accompanying photos:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01310f5a85b2970c-600wi

so glad im on record as predicting this will own

Sooooo.... anyone?

The reviews so far are bleah, and I'm disappointed that the movie
feels the need to be so humorless and grim as to casually reject a clockwork owl...

yeah be careful GISing tauntaun y'all

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, November 13, 2009 1:50 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

statements which I wish I had taken more seriously

this movie was dumb and stupid and when they pulled out the clockwork owl and we never saw it again, that actually pissed me off a little. also every actor in this movie used a different action/fantasy movie accent. i felt like i might have been more impressed by the 3D stuff if i hadn't seen how to train your dragon.

how to train your dragon, btw, so far, best use of 3D graphics.

Better than Avatar? I mean, as much as I fucking hated that movie, the 3D effects were pretty phenomenal. I liked that it wasn't all "here comes a fist flying out of the screen at your face!".

Face Punch!

Nicely played.

RELEASE THE ARMOND

omigod I want this as a thread title, with this image:

http://theseventhvoyage.com/images/Clash%20of%20the%20Titans/medusa3.jpg

Just back from seeing this. Every seat in the cinema taken, though, tbf, it is Orange Wednesday. It was, um, yeah. I don't know, can't remember much about it. Gemma Aterton looked fine, Liam Neeson ridiculous, and when Sam Worthington was doing that scowl he looked like Private Pile.
Funny that the Kraken was talked up throughout the movie, even in the movie's intro, and it lasted onscreen for about 5 minutes not really doing much, and then was killed. Spoiler, sorry. + riding across the desert on giant scorpions set against setting sun skies was stupid. + Medusa wasn't scary but was v. good looking for a hag. + so on.

this sucked ass

except for that silent djinn dude, his death was kinda funny

Harryhausen 4-ever and ever

really hate how the default move for making things more memorable is to just make it BIGGER and HUMONGOUS

I was quite prepared to like this no matter what it threw at me - men v gods + fictional monsters = what could go wrong. For about the first ten minutes I thought it was doing ok (thought the 3d sea look pretty good).

However, it turned out of course to be mega shit and insanely boring in places (ok you're getting on the big scorpions again) and had that meaningless 'now for the next level' computer game plotting (see also the last James Bond and the last Bourne film). Weakest link Gods, weakest acting humans, and although I haven't seen the original for over a decade, I'm pretty certain Harryhausen's Medusa > this Medusa (although that was the best bit).

And, yep, the end was Cloverfield II: A New Beginning.

What a pointless crock.

just saw the new one tonight, i know this will surprise you guys but it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

this is on netflix and tuned in for a little last night and lollll