kudos to the dumbest thing I have read today
Depends on the trench.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 October 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I want my clockwork owl.
On a related note, has anyone caught any eps of the "Clash of the Gods" series that TLC/History channel has been running?
― kingfish, Monday, 5 October 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
This movie is only going to be as good as its monsters, and I find it hard to believe they can outdo Harryhausen, at least in imagination.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 October 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought it was a Poseidon beef, what gives?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 5 October 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Poseidon was just in charge of the Kraken, which he released on the orders of Sir Laurence Olivier after the King of Argos got sonned in a casting-his-daughter-and-her-son-who-was-fathered-by-Zeus-out-on-the-waves beef. And then again when Queen Cassiopeia ran off at the mouth about how her daughter Andromeda was better looking than a goddess that I can't remember the name of, but I think she was Calibos's mother, so she was predisposed to be pissed about the whole situation anyway.
This remake is totally wrong on every level and I will probably go fucking see it anyway.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 5 October 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
yep
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
will there be PG nude butts?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Queen Cassiopeia ran off at the mouth about how her daughter Andromeda was better looking than a goddess that I can't remember the name of
Reckon that'll be Hera. Hera was always getting pissed off about shit.
― chap, Monday, 5 October 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
the King of Argos got sonned in a casting-his-daughter-and-her-son-who-was-fathered-by-Zeus-out-on-the-waves beef.
But he took it back within 16 days and got a refund...
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Headbanger of a trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBNHZEiX0g
"Titans. Will. Clash."
― DavidM, Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Love the leap through the air ripped off from Pineapple Express.
― DavidM, Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
why does everything have to be all nu metal all the time
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
enya didn't return their calls
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
that trailer was developed by the comic con hivemind
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll go see this. H**h as fuck.
― Ultraviolet Thunder (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't even know what "Hoth as fuck" means
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it means you stuff yourself in a Tauntaun and drag yourself to the theatre
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
hoping Han Solo shows up halfway through the movie
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
― goole, Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:39 AM (53 minutes ago)
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/bubo.gif
I'VEBECOME S0NUUUUUUUMB
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
tears
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
opening night here I come
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sw_tauntaun.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
this remake + Prisoner remake - they're totally fucking with my childhood here.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
FreakyTrigger have been mocking the TITANS WILL CLASH tagline all day.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Your real legs are ACTUALLY inside the Tauntaun
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
we'll always have hoth
xp to sarahel
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
when your real legs are actually inside the tauntaun, you are officially hoth as fuck
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ belongs on fetish thread
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
TAUNTAUNSWILLWALK
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
a tauntaun fetish is the supernova of furrydom
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah be careful GISing tauntaun y'all
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP Captain Lorax
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
hill street blues 2.0
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Repo Man: A New Beginning
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
tauntaun sleeping bag...http://slyoyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/450tauntaun.jpg
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
the legs ARE ACTUALLY inside the tauntaun
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin05.jpg
ONE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg
TWO. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin07.jpg
THREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin02.jpg
FOUR. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin09.jpg
ONE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE. TWO. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin04.jpg
THREE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.
NOW.
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin06.jpg
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin00.jpg
http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin01.jpg
THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR.
― goole, Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I just can't take movies seriously when they have a nu-metal soundtrack.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 12 November 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link
ile board descrip
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 November 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ might be even better for ILTMI though.
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Thursday, 12 November 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Yar etc:
http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/2189/clash-of-the-titans-stills#photo0
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Perseus looks like Eminem in that second photo.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ45YggZUPM
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Kraken looks like a big ol' angry tortoise there.
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 January 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link
This is totally Worthington's pitch at a Gladiator, isn't it?
Sam Worthington; worst man in Hollywood?
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 January 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
hardly
― DavidM, Friday, 15 January 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Saw a trailer the other day and it looked way better than I thought - there were some nice-looking model shots in there and it wasn't all yawn CGI.
― Sammo Hungover (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 January 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link
This summer. "Titans will Clash!!"
very good work there guys... what did you do with the rest of the day you came up with that?
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 15 January 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
good to see the Cloverfield monster getting some more work at the end there
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 15 January 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
^spoiler! haven't seen cloverfield
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost Ned that actually makes it sound worth watching!
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
DM it does, for 1 sec
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
From a friend:
I went to Clash of the Titans on Friday when it opened. That was not my best decision ever.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
3D is such a gyp.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
The mortals rebelling against the gods aspect was interesting, but other than that this was entirely medium. Also it was horribly over-designed. The screen was always way too fucking busy.
― BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Also it was horribly over-designed. The screen was always way too fucking busy.
whoever said upthread that Peter Jackson has alot to answer for, George Lucas has more.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
The design of the LOTR movies are very elegant, I think. Not so Episodes I-III, so yeah, I agree.
― BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
this movie was dumb and stupid and when they pulled out the clockwork owl and we never saw it again, that actually pissed me off a little. also every actor in this movie used a different action/fantasy movie accent. i felt like i might have been more impressed by the 3D stuff if i hadn't seen how to train your dragon.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
how to train your dragon, btw, so far, best use of 3D graphics.
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Better than Avatar? I mean, as much as I fucking hated that movie, the 3D effects were pretty phenomenal. I liked that it wasn't all "here comes a fist flying out of the screen at your face!".
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Face Punch!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Nicely played.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
RELEASE THE ARMOND
omigod I want this as a thread title, with this image:
http://theseventhvoyage.com/images/Clash%20of%20the%20Titans/medusa3.jpg
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Just back from seeing this. Every seat in the cinema taken, though, tbf, it is Orange Wednesday. It was, um, yeah. I don't know, can't remember much about it. Gemma Aterton looked fine, Liam Neeson ridiculous, and when Sam Worthington was doing that scowl he looked like Private Pile. Funny that the Kraken was talked up throughout the movie, even in the movie's intro, and it lasted onscreen for about 5 minutes not really doing much, and then was killed. Spoiler, sorry. + riding across the desert on giant scorpions set against setting sun skies was stupid. + Medusa wasn't scary but was v. good looking for a hag. + so on.
― Duke Newsom (DavidM), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
this sucked ass
― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
except for that silent djinn dude, his death was kinda funny
― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Harryhausen 4-ever and ever
― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
really hate how the default move for making things more memorable is to just make it BIGGER and HUMONGOUS
― armando white (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I was quite prepared to like this no matter what it threw at me - men v gods + fictional monsters = what could go wrong. For about the first ten minutes I thought it was doing ok (thought the 3d sea look pretty good).
However, it turned out of course to be mega shit and insanely boring in places (ok you're getting on the big scorpions again) and had that meaningless 'now for the next level' computer game plotting (see also the last James Bond and the last Bourne film). Weakest link Gods, weakest acting humans, and although I haven't seen the original for over a decade, I'm pretty certain Harryhausen's Medusa > this Medusa (although that was the best bit).
And, yep, the end was Cloverfield II: A New Beginning.
What a pointless crock.
― Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 19 April 2010 09:10 (fourteen years ago) link
just saw the new one tonight, i know this will surprise you guys but it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
this is on netflix and tuned in for a little last night and lollll
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link