RELEASE THE KRACKEN! perhaps it can destroy hollywood before they remake clash of the titans

no bubo, no credibility

kudos to the dumbest thing I have read today

Depends on the trench.

Yeah, I want my clockwork owl.

On a related note, has anyone caught any eps of the "Clash of the Gods" series that TLC/History channel has been running?

This movie is only going to be as good as its monsters, and I find it hard to believe they can outdo Harryhausen, at least in imagination.

I thought it was a Poseidon beef, what gives?

Poseidon was just in charge of the Kraken, which he released on the orders of Sir Laurence Olivier after the King of Argos got sonned in a casting-his-daughter-and-her-son-who-was-fathered-by-Zeus-out-on-the-waves beef. And then again when Queen Cassiopeia ran off at the mouth about how her daughter Andromeda was better looking than a goddess that I can't remember the name of, but I think she was Calibos's mother, so she was predisposed to be pissed about the whole situation anyway.

This remake is totally wrong on every level and I will probably go fucking see it anyway.

yep

will there be PG nude butts?

Queen Cassiopeia ran off at the mouth about how her daughter Andromeda was better looking than a goddess that I can't remember the name of

Reckon that'll be Hera. Hera was always getting pissed off about shit.

the King of Argos got sonned in a casting-his-daughter-and-her-son-who-was-fathered-by-Zeus-out-on-the-waves beef.

But he took it back within 16 days and got a refund...

Headbanger of a trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBNHZEiX0g

"Titans. Will. Clash."

Love the leap through the air ripped off from Pineapple Express.

why does everything have to be all nu metal all the time

enya didn't return their calls

that trailer was developed by the comic con hivemind

I'll go see this. H**h as fuck.

I don't even know what "Hoth as fuck" means

it means you stuff yourself in a Tauntaun and drag yourself to the theatre

hoping Han Solo shows up halfway through the movie

why does everything have to be all nu metal all the time

― goole, Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:39 AM (53 minutes ago)

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I'VE
BECOME S0
NUUUUUUUMB

tears

opening night here I come

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sw_tauntaun.jpg

this remake + Prisoner remake - they're totally fucking with my childhood here.

FreakyTrigger have been mocking the TITANS WILL CLASH tagline all day.

Your real legs are ACTUALLY inside the Tauntaun

we'll always have hoth

xp to sarahel

when your real legs are actually inside the tauntaun, you are officially hoth as fuck

^^ belongs on fetish thread

TAUNTAUNS
WILL
WALK

a tauntaun fetish is the supernova of furrydom

yeah be careful GISing tauntaun y'all

RIP Captain Lorax

hill street blues 2.0

xp

Repo Man: A New Beginning

tauntaun sleeping bag...
http://slyoyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/450tauntaun.jpg

the legs ARE ACTUALLY inside the tauntaun

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin05.jpg

ONE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg

TWO. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin07.jpg

THREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin02.jpg

FOUR. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin09.jpg

ONE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE. TWO. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin04.jpg

THREE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.

NOW.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin06.jpg

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin00.jpg

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin01.jpg

THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR.

I just can't take movies seriously when they have a nu-metal soundtrack.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg

ile board descrip

^^ might be even better for ILTMI though.

Yar etc:

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/2189/clash-of-the-titans-stills#photo0

Perseus looks like Eminem in that second photo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ45YggZUPM

Kraken looks like a big ol' angry tortoise there.

This is totally Worthington's pitch at a Gladiator, isn't it?

Sam Worthington; worst man in Hollywood?

hardly

Saw a trailer the other day and it looked way better than I thought - there were some nice-looking model shots in there and it wasn't all yawn CGI.

This summer. "Titans will Clash!!"

very good work there guys... what did you do with the rest of the day you came up with that?

good to see the Cloverfield monster getting some more work at the end there

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a212218/worthington-despised-titans-owl.html

?? The clockwork owl doesn't appear in this though, does it?

xpost Ned that actually makes it sound worth watching!

DM it does, for 1 sec

From a friend:

I went to Clash of the Titans on Friday when it opened. That was not my
best decision ever.

3D is such a gyp.

The mortals rebelling against the gods aspect was interesting, but other than that this was entirely medium. Also it was horribly over-designed. The screen was always way too fucking busy.

Also it was horribly over-designed. The screen was always way too fucking busy.

whoever said upthread that Peter Jackson has alot to answer for, George Lucas has more.

The design of the LOTR movies are very elegant, I think. Not so Episodes I-III, so yeah, I agree.

this movie was dumb and stupid and when they pulled out the clockwork owl and we never saw it again, that actually pissed me off a little. also every actor in this movie used a different action/fantasy movie accent. i felt like i might have been more impressed by the 3D stuff if i hadn't seen how to train your dragon.

how to train your dragon, btw, so far, best use of 3D graphics.

Better than Avatar? I mean, as much as I fucking hated that movie, the 3D effects were pretty phenomenal. I liked that it wasn't all "here comes a fist flying out of the screen at your face!".

Face Punch!

Nicely played.

RELEASE THE ARMOND

omigod I want this as a thread title, with this image:

http://theseventhvoyage.com/images/Clash%20of%20the%20Titans/medusa3.jpg

Just back from seeing this. Every seat in the cinema taken, though, tbf, it is Orange Wednesday. It was, um, yeah. I don't know, can't remember much about it. Gemma Aterton looked fine, Liam Neeson ridiculous, and when Sam Worthington was doing that scowl he looked like Private Pile.
Funny that the Kraken was talked up throughout the movie, even in the movie's intro, and it lasted onscreen for about 5 minutes not really doing much, and then was killed. Spoiler, sorry. + riding across the desert on giant scorpions set against setting sun skies was stupid. + Medusa wasn't scary but was v. good looking for a hag. + so on.

this sucked ass

except for that silent djinn dude, his death was kinda funny

Harryhausen 4-ever and ever

really hate how the default move for making things more memorable is to just make it BIGGER and HUMONGOUS

I was quite prepared to like this no matter what it threw at me - men v gods + fictional monsters = what could go wrong. For about the first ten minutes I thought it was doing ok (thought the 3d sea look pretty good).

However, it turned out of course to be mega shit and insanely boring in places (ok you're getting on the big scorpions again) and had that meaningless 'now for the next level' computer game plotting (see also the last James Bond and the last Bourne film). Weakest link Gods, weakest acting humans, and although I haven't seen the original for over a decade, I'm pretty certain Harryhausen's Medusa > this Medusa (although that was the best bit).

And, yep, the end was Cloverfield II: A New Beginning.

What a pointless crock.

just saw the new one tonight, i know this will surprise you guys but it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

this is on netflix and tuned in for a little last night and lollll