The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him
― gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.
― Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link
from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
got a parrot named Pretty Face
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
no
way
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif
― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3mCongratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
jeff butt
― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018
― k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link
damn he never really gets heated like that
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link
https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team
calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!
― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link
What a fucking toadie wow
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:55 (two years ago) link
ahhh ha
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link
this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is
even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link
I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link
Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link