I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

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http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/schefter.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Adam Schefter: Straight-Up Ballin' Your Denver Broncos From Noon Till Night Since 1990-Something

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU THAT IS THE BEST :D

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

YOURE WELCOME IT WAS MY PLEASURE

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

its always fun to avoid my job photoshoping things by photoshopping things

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I have edited a wiki

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

haaa!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha awesome!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Will someone help me try to get the Brandon Arroyo wiki to stick?

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

He looks so content and at peace w/ himself. It's nice.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T FUCK WITH BRANDON

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVIL TWINS BORNE OF TIM MCCARVER THEIR DUE RESPECT.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

someone changed back the wiki a little bit ago :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The internet is dead to me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you guys think we should start a campaign to get that jpg on the NFL Network?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^YES^^^

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ok how do I shot "Rich Eisen's e-mail address"

I will spend the rest of my work day on this project.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i renamed the image adam_schefter.jpg and made an adam_schefter.html page on my website so now if we link to it (using different wording, from here and multiple other sites) like:

omg did you here that adam schefter of the nfl network has been named time magazine's person of the year for 2006! its teh best eva!

then at least he'll find it when he googles himself.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

for someone who's on tv he's got wicked shitty gis results - this should be easy.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ok I love your plan.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I just like the idea that he actually controls the information age, and that this is because of his relationship with Mike Shanahan, and the reason Al Davis is afraid of him

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wiki edited

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

link your "fan page" to this page so we can create a moebius in internet-time

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/2dojg6

in the comments

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

tom - done.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what are we all doing still at work?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i work @ home - not quite friday nite time yet.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

haha shit wrong thread, must be nice for you though.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

is ok except i have no discipline as you might've guessed

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jhoshea otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

CELTICS Blog?

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

what what what, who???

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

the g00gl b0m hasn't worked yet but this thread does appear on the third page when u google "adam schefter".

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 28 January 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ADAM SCHEFTER PART DEUX

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that blows me away

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ok what happened to the first page!!! LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I only disappointed that I can't click thru nu-Schefter to a page where I can order some Men's Recovery Project CDs.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Page 3 = A++++++++

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ok we need to start making this a myspace meme somehow to get this up to #1 in google

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am campaigning. We can make it happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my jesus

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wuv u scoops

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

OK WHO DID THE WIKIPEDA PAGE

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i think this board is changing things. what we're doing here is important. i'm glad you all see that and feel the same way. godspeed, everyone.

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

wait u guys didnt see all five pages the 1st time? wtf

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

actually there is 6 pages but the last one is secret

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been watching this for the last 10 minutes. it's hypnotic.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

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next tell him abt how you stole his identity

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

game, respect

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

― bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

― brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i33.tinypic.com/zkoj5v.jpg

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

― a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

joe ^_^

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i34.tinypic.com/jzdzy1.png

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Adam Schefter
Football Insider

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

― gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.

― Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

got a parrot named Pretty Face

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

way

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif

― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Congratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link

jeff butt

― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018

― k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

damn he never really gets heated like that

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team

calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!

― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link

What a fucking toadie wow

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:55 (two years ago) link

ahhh ha

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is

even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

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