Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet?
A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call a physically well-conditioned WCW midcarder who likes to spend his spare time reclining on dolphins' backs?
A. Mentally ill!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
David Boy Smith (November 28, 1962 – May 18, 2002) was a British professional wrestler. Born in Golborne, Warrington (now in the Borough of Wigan), Smith is best known for his appearances in the United States of America with the World Wrestling Federation under his own name and under the ring name The British Bulldog.
Smith's middle name, Boy, was the result of one of his parents mistaking the name field on Smith's birth certificate for the gender field. 
― MPx4A, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link