ASK CUTTY

I am SO DOWN for lunch tomorrow. AIM me, homie.

Sorry, no question.

Bestest,

hstencerini

I am ever going to meet you?

love,
rosemary

Do you ever order Cutty Sark just 'cause you can remember the name or is it the other way round, so you can remember your name?

Miguelito El Blanco

thx
BQ

Does the job you're leaving suck worse than the job I'm at? How can I get a better job?

Your Friend,

hstencilatcha

ps. thanks for taking me off that mailing list!

i am agoraphobic and quite hideous. i find i only shine in the confines of this internet "noise board" where people can love me for who i am. thanks for caring, though, it warms the heart.

with mask on,

curddy

Thanks,
Speechless on Sixth Ave.

who is this? do i know you? the camaro died in our lord's year 1999. the labret did not hurt, i was on special k at the time (1995). unfortunately, lay-dady had to be retired when pagers were no longer fashionable and cell phones reigned supreme (2000). i never paid for the dismemberment plan cd because i knew you and i was not afraid of receiving bad feedback (2001). my hornrim glasses were thrown into the depths of mount doom (2000). the best built to spill album is certainly there's nothing wrong with love for nostalgia/high school factor alone (1994?). the feud will NEVER get back together. EVER. edna loves you. you know this. i will buy you none beers tonight.

thx for your questions!

matthew

the job does not suck as much as the pay sucking. casual attire is a nice perk.

cutty-rock

HOW MANY SPARKS WILL I NEED TO STAY AWAKE DURING AN 11 PM SHOWING OF ZATOICHI TONIGHT?

LOVE,

BEN GIBBARDEAN

after 2 sparks, my stomach feels quite uneasy, my mouth tastes like a cotton-candy factory, and my heart rate is beating twice its normal speed.

so, i suggest: 4. especially if you plan on sitting in one place for two hours, not talking or moving.

respect:

cuttyberg

as a spic and a kike, i have a great wealth of racial slurs at my advantage. don't be jealous!

mc

it sounds like you have got it all figured out! please do not forget to drink plenty of water and keep your health insurance card in your wallet. clean underwear should help as well.

be well,

mcutty

anxiously awaiting your reply,
deedeebee

Are you sure about this?

the best built to spill album is certainly there's nothing wrong with love for nostalgia/high school factor alone (1994)

I could swear I saw them on this tour (15 fans, Louisville, Kentucky - Butchertown Pub RIP) and it was Summer, 1996.

Not trying to be pedantic, it's my nature,

hstencil

don caballero is actually the best band ever. especially if you are a big fucking music dork who wants to hear king crimson filtered through pennsylvania amish country.

love:

damon cutty

Take a Side:

Ian Williams vs Ian Johnson/Jon Williams

lovingly caressingly,

g!

hstencil,

there's nothing wrong with love was released by built to spill in 1994 on up records. it was their 2nd record. i actually got to see the treepeople with doug on 2 separate occasions and they were, quite excellent.

i saw them on this tour as well, it was at under acme and there were 12 people there. i bought a t-shirt and a limited edition BTS 7" packaged in a cut out of a crosby still and nash LP. you can say perfect from now on if you want, i'll let you slide. i'm sticking with my choice.

mad cutty

ian williams is a good-looking, charismatic, pompous bitch. i respect his music, but that motherfucker chews too much gum. they say if you swallow gum, it'll stay in your stomach for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS. the duo of ian johnson williams reminds me of a younger version of the cutty/ddb duo, so i have to go with MY BOYS!

seriously sincerely,

cutty ranks

JAH PROVIDES.

You gonna hook me up with a dealer in brooklyn?

i bought a t-shirt; do you mean the one with the cloud that said Built to Spill? That's the one I bought. Perfect from Now On came out in fall '97, I think, at least that's when I hfirst heard it.

Besty,

hstencily

no, it was an ugly built to spill shirt with a picasso painting on it. i don't know what the painting is called but it is blue man playing guitar looking sad.

best regards,

cutty shark

I think that's "Blue Guitar" or something and maybe it's at the Picasso Museum in Barcelona? I dunno, it was closed on Mondays, the only day I could check it out. This isn't really a question.

Bestest,

hstencilest

Why do people keep clicking on the juicy gossip thread?

Best,

hstencil

people are drawn to gossip even though [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

how was les halles?

yours in sisterhood,
lauren

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

i had potato & leek soup, salmon, and FRITES!!

it was delicious and free.

thanks for asking:

cudders

IS THAT THE PLACE WITH THE CHEF WHO WROTE A FEW BOOKS INCLUDING KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL?!?!??!?!?!

Hi,
g!

yes, it is.

all my love,
notcutty

MAN ANY TIME YOU ARE WELCOME I HAVE A SOFA BED IN THAT I MEAN I HAVE A SOFA THAT TURNS INTO A BED WHEN I WANT IT TO, IT IS VERY COMFARTABLE

HOLLER BLACK YUNG BUK

(no, but really. dean, anytime you want to come down i will be here to welcome you to brooklyn.)

(also i'll have to know your real fuckin name)

actually, i remember CARRYING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS

this is a family website guys

HA, REDACTED!!

this is a family public website guys

a public family website

for literally everyone to enjoy, as a family

?4u: how did you unbonk the daed daed bird?

also hey dude, where do you buy your hammer/nutrition stuff? i usually raid this co-op by my house that has weekly sales but I'm thinking online might be even cheaper? buy localism guilt?

also:
heed vs. perpetuem
whey vs. recovery

ALSO:: flavor rex for the above would be great. fruit punch gels suck. raspberry is ok, espresso might be my fave.

i use heed most of the time during training rides, perpetuem i'll use in the final hour of a race

for gels i prefer clifshot strawberry to hammer vanilla. but those are my favorites.

heed = subtle berry
perpetuem = orange vanilla

i don't use hammer whey or recovery, i use bluebonnet whey protein isolate for my shakes

HEED DRINK IS DOPE

ALSO LIKE EFS AND POWERADE DRANK

CLIFFSHOT GELS AND DRINK SUCK....I BLAME CLIFFSHOT GEL FOR A MOST EPIC BONK I HAD ON SAT 18 MILES FROM HOME AND DROPPED BY FORMER ULTIMATE BRO, MATT CUDDLER....AND THEIR DRINK IS DISGUSTING

CLIFF MOJO BARS ARE DOPE

GU ENERGY GELZ ARE BEST IMHO...NEVER LET ME DOWN EVER

do u buy products:
a) @lbs
b) local other
c) online
d) ?

im not huge on clif except for blox: i dig the cola flav (w/ caffeine).

MY BUDDY WORKS NEAR HERE IN NJ: http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/SubCategory___40000000229_200378460

SUPER CHEAP.

NASHBAR IS GOOD TOO.

CLIFF MOJO BARS ARE DOPE

lol those are gnar gnar

i try to buy wholesale shaster

DAWG...MOUNTAIN MIX MOJOS ARE HYPE!

SAVORY SWEET.

if you're talking BARS, then LARABARS are the best

that's my word dog

LARABARS are so so so $$$, more than KIND bars even!

give me your wholesale hookup pls kthxbye.

plz u r the heir to the levis empire

NEXT RIDE...I WILL BRING U A MOUNTAIN MIX.

YR STOKE LEVEL WILL BE CRITICAL.

lara bars to the max

SIKE, U DOODZ R ALL ABT LUNA BARZ!

NO HOMO.

no just caek is

hi!

ANYWAY.

CUTTY, THAT MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS RECORD YOU SENT ME, SOUNDS JUST LIKE LADY GAGA.

CUTTY, R U A FAN OF LADY GAGA?

does not!

DOES TOO.

go listen to joanna newsom!

WILL DO.

CUTTY, I NEED 5 NUMBERS BTW 1 - 56

ALSO, 1 NUMBER BTW 1 - 46

GO!!!

math is hard, let's go biking!

when does static rising go on tour

NEVER

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