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oh i see what you did there

tom west (thomp), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Not too memorable, but currently miscategorized:

Great Exepectations

summarise the book of GREAT expectations by charles dickens

-- dicky (doyouin...), May 7th, 2006 2:34 PM. (link)

My Little Ruud Book (Ken L), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Then there was the time a gradual student sent in his homework

My Little Ruud Book (Ken L), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Which included this morceau choisi
I think it's rather curious that my posts here have not been archived by Google. In fact, so far as I can see, all of the posts up to mine are archived, but mine isn't, nor are those afterward which address mine (though I didn't systematically check all of the latter). A Web search for "ilx "i love books" diachronic pooftah" (interior quotes included in the search string) turns up a hit for this Q&A thread, but neither my email address (contained in full in the text) nor words particular to my reply, result in a hit when added to the search string.

Mark Adkins
msadkins0...

-- Mark Adkins (msadkins0...), August 11th, 2005 3:58 PM. (link)

My Little Ruud Book (Ken L), Thursday, 7 September 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

He seems so much more like an undergrad though.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

After I hit submit, I wanted to correct it to graduate student manqué.

Run Ruud Run (Ken L), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I made a good fake google homework thread once but I can't find it.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

You started the Book Crying of Lot 49 thread?

Run Ruud Run (Ken L), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I only wish.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, it wasn't this one either!

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In chapter 11, when does Scout think Atticus is the bravest man wo ever lived?

-- kendra joseph (msbubbles...), March 11th, 2004.€

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(that's the start of the thread, btw - no mention of book title)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, even better:

question!!!!


what were jake and ralph constantly fighting about

-- Michelle (shellybelly1249...), September 1st, 2005. (1 trackback)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
From: vholay_26@...
Subject: summary of "without seeing the dawn"by stevan javellana
Date: 6 October 2006 10:29:39 pm PDT
To: chris@...

can you please send me a copy of your summary of "without seeing the dawn" by stevan javellana.

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Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 7 October 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha. Why yes, I have my summary saved on my computer, just need to print out a copy.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess the school year is underway again. Am I the only one who gets them?

From: ristyvill@...
Subject: novel entittled Without Seeing the Dawn by Stevan Javellana
Date: 10 October 2006 2:25:07 am PDT
To: chris@...

....Hello Maam.May I Request a summary of the story of the novel.tnx

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Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Send them a synopsis of Naked Lunch.

c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

at least that one is polite, if calling a man ma'am isn't impolite.

Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, the board has apparently caught onto this amazingly clever idea of mine already.

c('°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"entittled"

!!!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Myra Breckinridge, maybe?

Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...
Ah, random homework googlers! Ah, humanity!

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 23 February 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

Last night I fell asleep doing my homework and I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Please to tell where Manderley is.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 10 September 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I've been looking for a Manderley for Evah!

Skrik, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link

To discover the whereabouts of Manderley, one has only to watch the Bob Hope & Bing Crosby & Dorothy Lamour film: On the Road to Manderley. I think it includes one of those 'crawling line across a map' graphics that charts the progress of our heroes o'er land and sea.

Aimless, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

mothership connection

upon which George Clinton related album will i find "mothership connection" as a full un-edited version???

― james (james), Tuesday, November 26, 2002

Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 October 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that really someone's homework? Dang.

Casuistry, Sunday, 26 October 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I think it's rather curious that my posts here have not been archived by Google. In fact, so far as I can see, all of the posts up to mine are archived, but mine isn't, nor are those afterward which address mine (though I didn't systematically check all of the latter). A Web search for "ilx "i love books" diachronic pooftah" (interior quotes included in the search string) turns up a hit for this Q&A thread, but neither my email address (contained in full in the text) nor words particular to my reply, result in a hit when added to the search string.
Mark Adkins
msadkins0...

-- Mark Adkins (msadkins0...), August 11th, 2005 3:58 PM. (link)

^^^ this is the most hilarious thing ever. the most beautiful symptom of academy self-importance. amazing. thrilling, even.

ian, Sunday, 26 October 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

academIC.

ian, Sunday, 26 October 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

By curious curiousity I worked with a Muhammad Nayab who got his degree from guess papers.

what U cry 4 (jim), Sunday, 26 October 2008 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Wikipedia's plot summary is extremely helpful: "Stevan Javellana's Without Seeing the Dawn was all about the village and the man, the man who lived on the farm but became a rebel when one of the land owner betrayed the farmers. He tried the life on the city, but it was never easy for them."

No, it never was. It really never was. On the city.

James Morrison, Sunday, 26 October 2008 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck. Wrong thread.

James Morrison, Monday, 27 October 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

stanislaw lem

Ruudside Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 November 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Strugatsky Brothers

Ruudside Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 November 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

SPOILER ALERT *** That last one was not actually created by a random googler

Ruudside Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 November 2008 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Random googler colony collapse disorder.

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 July 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Then there was the time a gradual student sent in his homework
― My Little Ruud Book (Ken L), Wednesday, September 6, 2006 9:17 PM (ten years ago)

So the thread referred to here was: Is J. Alfred Prufrock insecure?

Y Kant Jamie Reid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 20 November 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

Somewhat surprised no one ever asked for a Flowers for Algernon progris riport.

Roffle Tolhurst (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 19 August 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

Who said how sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child crossword?

Wile E. Kinbote (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link

Whoever said it, it's not as catchy as:

Random googler colony collapse disorder.

― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link


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