France Shaped Pond?

lol self-pwned

While I found the:

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to be quite droll, I can't say the same for the:

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aye

there

be treachery

afoot these days.

In my own defense,

I must state that he

completely took that out

of context, but for the life me

I cannot fathom the reasoning behind

such underhanded attacks, attempting to

besmirch my good name through twisting my own

post into some wretched mangled unintelligible

gibberish completely devoid of all feelings

or thoughts of misgiving, leading him over

the brink of sanity into the abyss we

all know and love as drunken stupor

or even better likened unto the

state "three sheet windedness"

where we set sail on the

good ship Cutty Sark

a lovely blended

Scotch malt

whiskey

aye

GODDAMN I misread this as "France Shaped iPod"

http://www.livingstones.fr/assets/pict/images/LS/interieure/12.jpg?

Yes. I had heard that practioners of Transcendental Meditation (aka TM(tm)) had mastered the art of levitation.

Yes that is true but we practitioners of Accidental Medication have mastered the art of levity.

i dont see the face...but that other picture looks like large chicken eggs, no?

Yeah, but that's what THEY want you to think..... you mustn't give in.... think of anything else except for pink chicken eggs.

Where do they get pink chickens anyway?

http://mjgradziel.com/burger/may05_095.jpg

This is a late thought, but has anyone searched that pond for frogs?

Papiere, bitte, Frösche!

Wait.     I     MAY     have      discovered    something!

It was just a paper clip. I used it to clean my ears.

I have found that a pipe cleaner, used like furry floss, works better for me.

You might try that some time!

I was thinking perhaps of using trained caterpillars. So far, though, I haven't identified a species willing to undertake the journey voluntarily, and I have found that jamming them in just makes things worse rather than better.