I am so bored I want to shoot myself

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Is it easy to take aim at one's self? Is it done with mirrors? Most self-shootings I have witnessed in the movies are successful due to pure dumb luck - point to self, close eyes, and pull trigger.

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Would that be classified as ""Friendly Fire""?

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Only if you're smiling.

C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

It's mostly a teenage thing, I would have thought.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought teenagers spent their days mumbling, and squeezing spots onto the bathroom mirror?

C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, that too, but as I recall there was another activity that consumed a not insignificant amount of my time.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Was it re-enacting TV shows using Smurf figurines?

C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Close, but not quite, les schtroumpfs being anima non grata during my adolescence.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Er, so which cartoon characters did you wank over then?

Glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

*Comes now the "Nasty Man".*

Have you people heard of "Smerf fucking"?

That's when you do it until you are blue in the face...

Hahahahahahaha

(You're an idiot.)

So? What's your point?

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

A blue point to be exact.

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I am ashamed to admit that my teenage onanism was in no way connected to cartoon characters.

Judge to Mickey: "So you're saying that the reason you want a divorce is her mental instability?"

Mickey to Judge: "No, Your Honor, I'm saying she's fucking Goofy!"

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Do you really think death will be more exicting than life?

Justen, Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I sincerly hope so...

I am looking forward to it.

(Please forgive that previous post by Michael White. I suspect that he is sober and trying to "pass" as a drunk. Any drunk in his right mind would have observed that Minnie and Mickey have no genitals.)

Zen Clown, Thursday, 24 November 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

As soon as this room stops spinning, Zen, I'm going to give you such a pinch.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
haha you are all so witty...

Jake Van Halen, Saturday, 17 December 2005 11:10 (eighteen years ago) link

May we see your credentials?

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Only when wearing a kilt!!

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 19 December 2005 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.utilikilts.com/

Zen Clown, Monday, 19 December 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
gay?

Yo diggy D, Friday, 28 April 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ecstatic.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 30 April 2006 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Merely full of mirth and joyful spirits

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Just a mite bit skittish here.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

skipping through fields of strawberries myself

got lost

but I'm back now

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Sunday, 7 May 2006 10:27 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

glumdalclitch

buzza, Friday, 29 April 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

wow this is a great thread

markers, Friday, 29 April 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

exclusive buzza wdyll

http://i.imgur.com/PcfJT.gif

markers, Friday, 29 April 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, buzza's, well, buzza'd, apparently. I didn't catch a word of that.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 29 April 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

!!buzza bump!!

wewetyourpants.com (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 April 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

markers

velko, Friday, 29 April 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

velko

markers, Friday, 29 April 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

Perhaps buzza is not cognizent of the origin of the name glumdalclitch. It was coined by Dean Swift in his most famous work. Glumdalclitch owned Gulliver when he lived among Brobdignagdians.

Aimless, Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

i'm just glad surm posted itt, your literary lesson is just gravy

buzza, Saturday, 30 April 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

wewetyourpants.com

buzza, Monday, 31 October 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

^

Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Monday, 31 October 2011 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

wow this is a great thread

― markers

buzza, Sunday, 29 January 2012 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

aad was recently named the number one destination resort for the easily amused

Aimless, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

!!buzza bump!!

buzza, Saturday, 3 November 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

god, old ilx was so weird.

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

(indignant) old ilx! old ilx?! even now I am still under 60

Aimless, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

markers wrote this on thread I am so bored I want to shoot myself on board Ask A Drunk on Apr 29, 2011

wow this is a great thread

markers wrote this on thread I am so bored I want to shoot myself on board Ask A Drunk on Apr 29, 2011

exclusive buzza wdyll

markers wrote this on thread I am so bored I want to shoot myself on board Ask A Drunk on Apr 29, 2011

velko

mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

gay?

― Yo diggy D, Friday, April 28, 2006 12:51 PM

♨ (am0n), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:21 (eleven years ago) link

experiencing a touch of deja-vu here

Aimless, Sunday, 13 January 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

― glumdalclitch

― am0n, Friday, February 1, 2013 1:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

buzza, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

yup

am0n, Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

i sense a karmic connection between buzza and am0n. it makes me thirsty.

Aimless, Saturday, 2 February 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link


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