― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 28 October 2003 03:12 (twenty years ago) link
mike myers' would just sag there, and occaisonally talk to each other.
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 03:15 (twenty years ago) link
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I saw this, and it was terrifyingly bad. It was shocking how bad this movie was. I liked The Grinch but this was the kind of movie that makes you feel ashamed the whole time you are watching it. I think it has potential to be one of the Worst Movies Of All Time. My favorite joke:
Sally: Like being in the circus! The Cat: Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.
By the time the Cat in the Hat brings the kids to a rave for a cameo from Paris Hilton it had crossed the line from grotesque surrealism into a pure unadulterated nightmare.
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 4 July 2009 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
wut
― this desiring-machine kills fascists (bernard snowy), Sunday, 5 July 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7M8kTjmi-M&feature=related
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Lots of really funny negative reviews of this movie. The most accurate ones likened him to an alcoholic clown at a children's birthday party.
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 5 July 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
who thought this movie was a good idea
― this desiring-machine kills fascists (bernard snowy), Sunday, 5 July 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Apparently when MM backed out of doing the Sprockets movie the studios sued him and stuff and I think this was the result of whatever litigation all the parties went through.
― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
dirty hoe o_0
― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
hoe-tm
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 6 July 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
After the first Shrek, dude has been on an unbelievable shit-streak
MM backed out of doing the Sprockets movie
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― PHOENIX HOOS aka the ashesrider (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link
The film contains a number of adult themes, such as:
* The Cat begins to explain to the children where babies come from before being cut off by Conrad.
* The Cat sings a song about a cat back home where he was bred who never listened to his mother and was finally taken to a vet and was neutered. He sings the line as "...to cut off both his ba... ba... ba..." and cuts off by saying "Boy!". (In a deleted verse, which is included on the film's soundtrack, the Cat sang about a know-it-all cat who liked to be the "teacher's pet" and sings the line "...it took a ton of TNT to kill the bug up her a...a...a..." and cuts off by saying "Ask me...".)
* When Lawrence is at home relaxing on the pile of messes, on TV, he is watching what appears to be a stripper dancing until the TV is repossessed.
* When the Cat spots the photo of Joan he unfurls it centerfold-style, gets excited saying "hubbata hubbata" and his hat extends. It is revealed in a deleted scene that the photo of Joan featured her in her underwear.
* When the Cat cuts his tail off he yells out "SON OF A BI..." before it's bleeped out and the broadcast is terminated, followed by a cat on a rope with a whistle version of "The Girl from Ipanema".
* After the Cat unsuccessfully tries to capture Nevins he 'talks' to the hoe he is holding, calling it a "dirty hoe" and then apologizing with "I'm sorry baby, I love you", finally proceeding to lick it.
* The acronym of the Cat's car's former name is S.H.I.T. (Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter) which Conrad is about to say before the Cat cuts him off, saying "Oh! Quick to the SLOW!"
* When the children are passing the fire-breathing toilet on Mrs. Kwan, the Cat states "Something like that really burns my--" before being drowned out by Conrad and Sally's screaming.
― bENBBag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 July 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Beloved children's book improved by fire breathing toilets and whore jokes
― bENBBag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 July 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
wau
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Cat-Hat-Stamp.jpg"My car is called the S.H.I.T.
― bENBBag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 July 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
^ I like what you've done there bENBBag
― some american borad (ENBB), Monday, 6 July 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Many jokes are crude and kid-unfriendly, but the entire character of the Cat plays like Robin Williams' Genie tripping on ecstasy while watching bad early 90s SNL skits.
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I meant to say this film is offensive on a multitude of levels apart from the crude jokes.
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"....this Cat should be tied up in a sack and drowned"
- A.O. Scott, The New York Times
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
the old cartoon with allan sherman as the cat is pretty awesome.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link