What's a car's favourite former Nottingham Forest player? Franz Carr (car)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link
What's a car's favourite former Juventus player? Matteo Ferrari (Ferrari)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
What did the car say to the person who was formulating a week argument You're "clutching" at straws! (clutch is a part of a car)
What's a car's favourite former Friday Night Project presenter? Allan Carr (car)!
― Free Peace Sweet!, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. Why did Kelvin McKenzie run in that by-election in the end? A. He couldn't afford it. (af-FORD -- Ford, like a Ford car)
― banriquit, Monday, 23 June 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link