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First they won't lemme in the King's Arms cos I had no ID even though I'm 26 this year. Then the BASTARRD CWONTS at Bom Boring kick me out for no other reason than buying my friend a drink. This aggresion fuelled by the fact there were enough police driving round Hitchin town centre to quell a major riot. I'm one of the few people who actively tries to get along with bouncers, but police pressure obviously turns them into a bunch of proper wankas!

FUCK CUNTS!

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, that's quite a load of shite, Wogan! Good to know I'm not the only lad cursed with eternally boyish good looks, though.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i agree. what a bunch of bollock nobbers.

― cat greek (dog latin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't drive and i don't see the immediate reason to bring my passport out (seeing as i'm not exactly leaving the country, let alonemy home town). GRRR! CROSSS!

allah, we were wondering today what is your age? we placed you at about 400 jahre alt. are we right?

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm..lucky guess, or have you lot had a peek at the contents of my wallet? Vierhundert drei und zwanzig Jahre alt come this April, in fact! And yet even I get questioned by the bouncers thinking I'm still some sort of teen, unfair, innit?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

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