"The phrase "Penis-melting Zionist robot combs" has been coined to describe this humourous story. It was originally incorrectly attributed to Wall Street Journal's James Taranto writing in his "Best of the Web Today"[1]. However, a quick perusal of the article in question reveals no such phrase, or nothing similar beyond the words "penis melt"."
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In September 2003, the Middle East Media Research Institute reported an hysteria of "penis-melting robot combs" in Khartoum, capital of Sudan
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link
The first time it happened was the first time I ever used a psychedelic drug (mushrooms). At one point during the trip, I went to urinate. I whipped it out, and as I was staring at the patterns in the floor, I noticed that my penis was actually shrinking into my body. It was odd, but I let it continue for awhile. Once half my glans had disappeared (I did not have much body fat at the time, either) I decided I didn't want to see the end of this process, and pinched what was left between my fingers. After what seemed like a few minutes, (I know, I was tripping) It stopped pulling into me, and I was able to tug it out. I waited a little while to make sure it wasn't going to try that again, then pissed and left.
The second time it happened to me, I was really drunk and had narrowly avoided a serious beatdown. I ducked into the bathroom and it happened again.
The third time I was at a small town dive bar, and had just gotten high. Things started to just seem strange, in that way they sometimes do. Once again, went to the bathroom and I had to save my penis.
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link
fourteen years pass...
eleven months pass...
lol, I think I keep accidentally stumbling upon this thread because there's apparently no extant thread on satanic panic. It's a pretty sweet consolation prize, though, I must say.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link