"jimmy olsen's vineyard vacation"
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
sitting in my boxer shorts and disgusting "early 90s" style striped t-shirt hiding my way-too-short haircut from the public. I'm only going to emerge after nightfall until my hair grows back in a week and a half.
― burt_stanton, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"old codger at M&S"
― snoball, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"vanilla tech support"
― Ed, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
gay boy likes tomtomclub
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Shorter Amanda Bonner in a heatwave
― Laurel, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
pulled an all nighter
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
(Sorry, taking liberties with the 4-word rule to add an article and a very short preposition.)
― Laurel, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
preppy from thrift store
― pj, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Bruce Willis supports Celtic.
― g-kit, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
button down is a very bad thing
― Ed, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
wrong thread
Desperately escaping slacks.
― libcrypt, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
hate summer, love skirts.
― JuliaA, Monday, 21 July 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
1950s preppy mechanic
― nabisco, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
h o t
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf is that thing behind her, is that part of the outfit?
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
So embarrassing, she and I are totally wearing the same shirt
― nabisco, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
No but I'm wearing black canvas shoes + rolled-up gray jeans + blue gingham short-sleeve shirt and green undershirt + green golf/driving-type cap = 1950s preppy mechanic
I'm at yr boardwalk Fixin yr jalopy etc.
― nabisco, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
muddy urban worker faerie
― rrrobyn, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
old navy call center
― El Tomboto, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
dressed in the dark
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
80s workout video
― felicity, Monday, 21 July 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
best answer so far
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
felicity i would lov eto see your outfit
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
nOh it's hideous. Laubdry-challenged
olive green Puma Cell sneakers white tennis socks navy Adidas poly short shorts white black and red lyra workout bra top pale blue criss-cross spaghetti tank top Cubs baseball hat ponytail Tag Heuer sport watch gold chain
― felicity, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
the gold chain makes it all so perfect
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL yes it does :)
― felicity, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
three days in pyjamas
― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
it is hot
― J0rdan S., Monday, 21 July 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
post-collegiate service drone
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
self-employed still in pajamas
― phil-two, Monday, 21 July 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
someone's father
― electricsound, Monday, 21 July 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
polka dot sun dress
― Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
electric you made me laugh :D okay only inside but still.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link
pix plz ;)
dirtbag style with polo
xp
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link
ironed my own shirt
― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
schoolboy does smart casual
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
laundry day, at work
― Z S, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link
cheaply suited nicely booted
― baaderonixx, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
went on internet once
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
prison grey tee shirt
― snoball, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
fruitier than a punch
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link
watermelon margaritas alfresco
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link
too hot for corduroy
― pj, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link
All black power giant
― Ed, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
plum frustration.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Migraines: quit it.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
dirtbag without a polo
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
soft and green
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
19 y/o 50 y/o
― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link
Almost homeless
― calstars, Monday, 3 April 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link
Really old navy
― calstars, Monday, 3 April 2023 15:09 (one year ago) link
Do you own a comb?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 3 April 2023 22:05 (one year ago) link
Grey tee now brown?(The fabled grey t-shirt that I've owned for what must be at least 15 years by now and that I've mentioned several times in this thread is now somehow a grey-brown colour. I think that might be because it was washed with a recently purchased purple-brown t-shirt.)
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 7 April 2023 09:22 (one year ago) link
Custom vapor t-shirt
― calstars, Thursday, 13 April 2023 23:20 (one year ago) link
Am I stand-up comedian?
― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link
man dyke
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 22 April 2023 15:32 (eleven months ago) link
reissued 90s band t-shirt
― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 17:19 (eleven months ago) link
Bad jacket pina colada
― calstars, Thursday, 27 April 2023 23:03 (eleven months ago) link
Not my look but the look of the person I was sitting next to on the bus home from work this evening: M. White's stunt double
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:21 (ten months ago) link
undershirt apocalypse now
― calstars, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:57 (ten months ago) link
as it ever was
― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Friday, 26 May 2023 00:32 (ten months ago) link
Shining room 237 socks
― calstars, Friday, 26 May 2023 00:46 (ten months ago) link
Still haven’t washed sweatshirt
― calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2023 20:26 (ten months ago) link
depressed pigtailed silver jew
― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Monday, 26 June 2023 20:39 (nine months ago) link
Four year old trousers
― calstars, Thursday, 29 June 2023 23:57 (nine months ago) link
madchester fishing in crocs
― joygoat, Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:29 (eight months ago) link
IDM casual
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:52 (eight months ago) link
overwashed baggy hoi polloi
― calstars, Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:56 (eight months ago) link
unshaven suburban dad
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 13 August 2023 20:35 (eight months ago) link
gaunt death row fatty whose had too many last meals
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 13 August 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link
Read as “gaunt death row fatty whore” blame my deteriorating eyesight
― calstars, Sunday, 13 August 2023 21:45 (eight months ago) link
uneven boiled lobster sunburn
― Deflatormouse, Thursday, 31 August 2023 01:47 (seven months ago) link
got it evened out :(
― Deflatormouse, Saturday, 2 September 2023 00:52 (seven months ago) link
45 year-old all-star
― calstars, Saturday, 2 September 2023 00:56 (seven months ago) link
175 year-old jacket
― calstars, Saturday, 18 November 2023 20:49 (five months ago) link
Grey Power Ranger
― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, 18 November 2023 20:51 (five months ago) link
Dirtbag mime
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 18 November 2023 22:05 (five months ago) link
pajamas now and forever
― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 13:46 (four months ago) link
Coat of Decades
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:00 (four months ago) link
blue man group dude
― calstars, Sunday, 21 January 2024 13:23 (two months ago) link
goth in sweats
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 January 2024 20:13 (two months ago) link
cyberpunk Keith Richards
― brimstead, Sunday, 4 February 2024 20:00 (two months ago) link
South Minneapolis dad
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 4 February 2024 20:06 (two months ago) link
Sweatshirt of weed detritus
― calstars, Sunday, 4 February 2024 20:13 (two months ago) link
impeccably clean hands, dirty shirt
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 4 February 2024 21:01 (two months ago) link
clothes desperately need washing
― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 17:00 (two months ago) link
Thousand wash fuzzy flannel
― calstars, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:27 (two months ago) link
Tech Dad
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:27 (two months ago) link
captain one-jacket
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:32 (two months ago) link
Uncomfortably bloated from ramen.
― avoid boring people, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:37 (two months ago) link
some kind of badger
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 20:38 (two months ago) link
20-year style evolution
― calstars, Saturday, 6 April 2024 18:22 (one week ago) link
goth-leisure
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2024 20:17 (one week ago) link
1986 style straight street
― calstars, Friday, 12 April 2024 17:43 (six days ago) link
Washed up Kirk Devane
― brimstead, Friday, 12 April 2024 19:37 (six days ago) link
Not leaving the house
― H.P, Friday, 12 April 2024 22:45 (six days ago) link
Grass and sunblock stained
― calstars, Monday, 15 April 2024 21:01 (three days ago) link
Tweeter And the Monkey Man
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 15 April 2024 23:13 (three days ago) link