I love...lamp? Songs about a love for an inanimate object

Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
It felt so cool
It felt so cool
And when I kiss you
It feels like I'm lying on a bed of
Crushed ice

Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice

When I was I young man and got real sick
The doc did something nice
He put me on a bed of
Crushed Ice

Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
It felt so cool
It felt so cool
Like when I kiss you
I feel like I'm lying on a bed of
Crushed Ice

Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice
Felt so nice

Dear, would you get me a glass of 7-up, please
And put a straw in it, would ya?

It's an electrical appliance
When you turn on that appliance

It made my life so much lusher
Since you turned on that ice crusher

Crushed Ice
Crushed Ice

- MX-80 Sound, "Crushed Ice"

(Sorry, just HAD to quote the whole thing. First time I've ever done that. Last time, too.)

"my favourite buildings" - robyn hitchcock
"fishheads" - barnes and barnes

i was gonna mention the two queen tracks already mentioned upthread

now i'm gonna have to come up with something else. give me a moment

Also, may be the second worst Police song (after "Tea In The Sahara")

Lamp by Suddenly Tammy?

Arguably.

The Free Design, "Kites Are Fun"

Cruddy little chewing gum wrapper,
Faded by the rain;
You got to see it for yourself,
My words just can't explain.
Cruddy little chewing gum wrapper,
dried up by the sun;
Someone else got to feel this way, I can't be the only one.
Who loves the faded colors like would end up at the dump.
My heart goes bumpety, bumpety, bumpety bump.

Faded plenty and corroded some,
I saw the chewing gum wrapper,
I picked it up just like a bum,
Cruddy little, cruddy little, cruddy little thing;
Full of dirt and it was full of grit,
I saw the chewing gum wrapper;
But colors like that you can't git,
Cruddy little cruddy little cruddy little cruddy little.

Well, cruddy little chewing gum wrapper,
My heart would not let go;
The colors hypnotize me, and I love them so.
Cruddy little chewing gum wrapper,
This I must say;
These colors move me more than most or what I see today.
I love the faded colors like would end up at the dump,
My heart goes bumpety, bumpety, bumpety bump.

I saw the chewing gum wrapper,
When I was on a walk;
I saw the faded green
And I could barely talk.
Cruddy little chewing gum wrapper
When I was on a roam
I was the faded yellow
And wanted to take it home
Cruddy little chewing gum wrapper.

Out eating burgers in a friend's car
Each paper napkin has a happy star
Deep in the trash can they begin to sing
"See what a life of innocence brings"
These things don't make me sad today

There comes a time when everyone's plans
Fall like a dog from a truckbed grandstand
Fall like red snow on the freeway
"I could have done all these things," he said,
"And maybe I could have loved you
But I'll pretend I'm above it now."

Night bugs come through the window crawling
Dead man's shirts in the closet calling
"Why didn't you write me before I died?"
I would've - but I don't know what to say to my best friends

Metall!
Metall!
Aluminium..
Blei..
(sounds of metalworking)
Ich liebe Metall!

tea in the sahara is classic, whatev.

The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it's a doorway
And that it's being stood in

David Bowie - TVC 15

Goldfrapp - 'Strict Machine' ("I'm in love with a strict machine...")
Apparently inspired by the devices that scientists use to punish or pleasure rats while testing their intelligence.

Add N To X - Plug Me In

Motherhead Bug - My Sweet Millstar
a love song from a missile silo to its missile I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxgWHzMvXOY

Loved that song 45 years ago...shame anybody who hears it now is all "lol rusty trombone!"

i love lamp. great band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w673bAlDyew

A full album released in 2011 with the essence of 70's pops and Brazilian music scattered all over the corner, based on Japanese pops built up by Happy End. Let's open up a new horizon of Japanese pops with all songs, such as high-speed samba with rhythmic movement (1), complicated chord progression with floating feeling and sentimental chorus work (5), and swift development (2) It is full of power to do.
(C) Shinjuku store: TANAKAMAN

Tower Records (06/06/2019)
Happy End, Sugar Babe, Sunny Day Service, Kirinji ... A mixture of men and women who have inherited the Japanese pop music that they have created in their respective eras, and have scattered the essence of 70's pop music and Brazilian music everywhere to create new pop music. Three-piece band, Lamp. Thoroughly focused on songwriting and recording, the harmony and melody produced by the deepening sound and sweet and painful vocals of men and women is a beautiful masterpiece with a personality that I want to deliver to all music fans.
Ultra vibe

Release / Distributor Provided materials (2010/12/15)