I'll start with AC/DC's "Let Me Put My Love Into You"
"Let me put my love into you, babe/Let me put my love on the line/Let me put my love into you, babe/Let me cut your cake with my knife."
Preceeded immediately, of course, by:
"Don't you struggle / Don't you fight / Don't you worry / 'Cause it's your turn tonight."
― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago) link
I would consider Spinal Tap ironists, so I don't count this one (or "Sex Farm Woman," "LIck My Love Pump," etc.).
― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link
Here's one that's not from hard rock or hair metal, and not irony, indie rock or hip-hop either:
"If you believe that what we're doing is right, close your eyes and be still."
- "I Wanna Be With You," The Raspberries
One of my favorite songs, too. Too bad.
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:04 (twenty years ago) link
it's hard to top ac/dc for sexist lyrics. "squealer" is some particularly queasy listening.
She said she'd never been
Never been touched before
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked
To be excited
She said she'd always had
Had to fight it (and she never won)
She said she'd never been
Never been balled before
N' I don't think
She'll ever ball no more (fixed 'er good)
Hey Squealer - when I held her hand
Squealer - made her understand
Squealer - when I kissed her lips
Squealer - and sucked her finger tips
Squealer - she started getting hot
Squealer - made it hard to stop
Squealer - it got too much
Squealer - I think I've got the magic touch
― the wizard!, Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago) link