"Lay down on the couch and relax."
"Thank you, Doctor."
"So, you are in the journalism business?"
"Yes, I edit a magazine called UNCUT."
"Ah, I see! Castration anxiety brought on by shame over being a 'cavalier' and not a 'roundhead'. Perfectly normal."
"No, Doctor, it's not that. How could it be, when I actually circumsized myself with a breadknife in frusration last year!"
"Hmmm, frustration. Do you know what it is you were frustrated about?"
"I feel so...POWERLESS. Like nothing I say has any effect, that I'm screaming into a void and nobody can hear me."
"And why can they not hear you?"
"Because they've all got (Shania Twain/Papa Roach) playing in their Discmans!"
― tarden, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I don't understand what the fuck this thread means but I like UNCUT
allot, its one of the best music rags I know of.
― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Country music = good. Alt-country = good. Queens Of The Stone Age =
good. Shelby Lynne = good, though I'm not sure her big album has much
to do with those first two things. Uncut magazine = unread by me
(sorry).
― Patrick, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
sixteen years pass...