Martin Amis: fire away!

Which was the THARG'S FUTURE SHOCKS version of London Fields?

I know I know that Sir Kingsley was terrible old reactionary - but also a much funnier, more humane and insightful writer than his rep/public image suggests. 'Old Devils' a brilliant portrait of dissapointed old age that pisses over anything written by Amis junior. 'Night Train', M.A.'s feeble attempt to write an American crime novel a la Elmore Leonard, is his career nadir, containing one of the worst opening sentences of all time - "I am a Police" etc.

I took against M.Amis when I heard him say on the radio in 1977 or 778: "The Blank Generation have no moral energy." (It has been pointed out to me subsequently that to harbour a death-dealing rage for 25 years over what may have been a throwaway wind-up joke where he changed his mind WITHIN MINUTES may well be a scenario which comes to bite me on the ass in times to come. LET IT COME: for he cannot write to save his life and that is all. Nabokov indeed.

Was it the poor grammar that riled you, mark?

I rather doubt he'll ever write anything as good as "the green man" by his dad, tho. xoxo

He did a good enough piece on the Californian pornography industry for the Guradian, although he did brag about his cosy chats with Salman Rushdie etc (Julian Barnes no doubt glowering in a corner).

Tharg's Porno Shocks was a lucrative idea too quickly dismissed by Fleetway.

on the other hand i then read the rachel papers and couldn't believe how bad it was.

so, classic for experience, dud for pretty much everything else, i guess.

zing

I's 100% certain I agree with everything the critic says without ever having to even glance at the book's front cover.

I's

Oops, bit of an Ali G moment there.

too bad the critic is Michiko Katatani.

I don't know who that is.

yeah i hate Michiko but hey she uses the word chucklehead within the first paragraph, so there's that.

I did like that, true.

There was an article in the Sunday Times or similar recently denouncing those hatin' on Nigella, because of her struggles as a single mother to make a success of her life. Yes, I know this isn't about Amis, but it kind of is really.

this is a great slapdown!

"this article is by michiko kakutani" is not really a cogent criticism. surely you can do better.

wait, this new Amis has fiction and non fiction in the same book?

9/11 changed everything

"this article is by michiko kakutani" is not really a cogent criticism. surely you can do better.

I thought "Michiko Katutani" was enough to alert our readers that a first-class pedant reviewed the book. This isn't a badly written essay though.

Is Koba the Dread worth reading?

not really unless you're invested in finding out what a pair of choads amis and hitch have become over the last two decades.

I think that, as a result of this latest piece of crap from Amis, people will now accept, retrospectively, that "Koba the Dread" was a load of bollocks too

Mr. Amis, ever the littérateur, prattles on about the appropriateness of the abbreviation “9/11” and how this formulation makes little sense in Britain, where the habit of noting the day first and the month second would make this “11/9."

oh christ he really is a pub bore.

how this formulation makes little sense in Britain

But it's true! When I say 9/11 no-one, but no-one, knows what I'm talking about!

Michael Haneke really ought to be paying Amis a residual, since the plot of Funny Games appears virtually unchanged in The Information.

Even before he turned reactionary just like his old man, I never got on with Martin Amis. For all his focus on the importance of style, I find his own style so horribly try-hard as to be almost unreadable: "The contrails of the more distant aeroplanes were like incandescent spermatozoa, sent out to fertilise the universe." I guess there are people who like that kind of sentence-making, but not me.

The last thing I read of his was "Night Train", a piss-poor effort at a crime novel.

Anyway, generally, "like father like son - sooner or later" shock horror youth cult probe...

aye that was bad. i suspect if i re-read the novels i claim to like, all of them read more than ten years ago, i would find myself not liking them so much. some of the critical essays i reckon are probably still ok.

xpost

The Information is hilarious.

You Britishers sure are crazy when it comes to Martin Amis

xp: Koba the Dread's pretty good. I certainly enjoyed it and there are lots of insane and entertaining facts in there, as one would expect I suppose. I like all those economicslite, diet sociology books, and Koba is like an equivalent for history - only with an exceptionally intrusive and highly-strung narrator, rather than a laidback Gladwell dude.

The last thing I read of his was "Night Train", a piss-poor effort at a crime novel.

lol

I suspect his novels wouldn't work for me the way the used to (except the ones I didn't like the first time round, like Yellow Dog or Night Train, which would work exactly the way they did), but I still maintain 'Experience' is a nifty, slightly mad, bit of wonderfulness.

yeah EXPERIENCE is fantastic. his best book since MONEY.

The Amis / Albarn connexion is not merely a whim -- I think they actually met for a newspaper interview in 1994? Within Albarn's lyrics there was just enough to suggest the debt to Amis that was, I think, advertised ('trouble in the message centre', 'for tomorrow', 'colin zeal', you name it).

*Cough* - where are Alfred's thoughts on *The Information*?

I'm reading Alan Hollingshurst's *The Line of Beauty* and I'm sure it's partly recency bias but there are sections of this that remind me a lot of Amis. It's not as pointedly nasty, but some of the 'slumming it' quality of the satire is pure Amis.

I don't much agree with that. It's superbly written, but in a rather different way from Amis's. And that particular novel contains very little 'slumming it' -- rather the opposite: climbing above the author's station (according to him), and the protagonist's. Insofar as the novel is satire (which I think it verges into, but isn't primarily), the objects are mainly very rich or even aristocratic.

Maybe the resemblance to Amis is basic: we associate him with the 1980s, and we might associate him with Notting Hill / West London, and TLOB is a bullseye for both those criteria.

Hollinghurst is a way better novelist

And pinefox otm: it ain't satire

Yeah, ill-thought-through posts that look dumber the further away you get from them, part 23...

For some kind of clarity, I don't see the novel as satire at all, but there is something about writing about the ruling class that I somehow see *automatically* as satire, as if I can't take them seriously. I don't know if it's a defence mechanism or what, but some sections of the novel (the party at the Kesslers' for example) could read like satire, I think. And the bit that specifically made me think of Amis was a moment where the family are in the Feddens' kitchen and Gerald and 'Badger' (ffs) have returned from a game of tennis. The whole thing is such a florid absurdity...

The clumsy 'slumming it' comment acknowledges my hyper-awareness of class and the general unease I feel when Hollingshurst is writing 'down' and particularly when he writes about race. I need to dig into that a bit more.

And though Amis and Hollingshurst are aiming for different things, it's hard to disagree that Hollingshurst is the 'better' novelist - if we're taking 'better' to mean what the novel does best, ie tracking the tiny moment-to-moment shifts in experience, as part of the overall project of creating a unified consciousness. The attention to psychological acuity is extraordinary. The sex is great, too.

for sure he's one of the few novelists who doesn't step on a rake when describing sex.

I think inspiring Albarn must go down in the negatives column of Amis's legacy. Not sure what direct influence might go in the positives?

"I didn’t get into Martin Amis by choice; when I was at drama school I auditioned for a part in The Rachel Papers and when I got down to the last three or four I thought I’d better read the book. I didn’t really like it and I had no real desire to read anything else, until, in 1992, when Blur were doing our second tour of America, I read London Fields and it saved me. It gave me so many new options; I’d been quite traditional in my reading until then, stopping at Charles Bukowski and Saul Bellow. London Fields had a massive effect on me. It had a real sexual freedom. Keith Talent was so English and I wanted to be him. I wanted to read everything by Martin Amis after that. I thought Money had a kind of hedonistic energy about it, but the only other book which really grabbed me was Time’s Arrow. I lost faith with The Information. I didn’t relate to it at all. London Fields is so funny and sexy that you are distracted from the nihilism, but with The Information I thought Amis had lost all his optimism. There are two sides to Notting Hill: the good area to the east of Ladbroke Grove, which is where Keith Talent and I live, and the area on the west side where Martin Amis seems to have moved. And all the fuss about the $100,000 advance stank. I think he will have to write something really remarkable to make amends. Having said that, he changed a small part of my life for ever and in that sense he is a great author."
- Damon Albarn on Martin Amis, Arena Magazine, 1996

*Cough* - where are Alfred's thoughts on *The Information*?

― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, May 28, 2023 4:09 PM

It began promisingly, and often his metaphors aren't overwrought, but the plot slipped through my hands sometime after Tull's tour of America.

I’d been quite traditional in my reading until then, stopping at Charles Bukowski and Saul Bellow.

The idea of Bukowski and Bellow as "traditional reading" and of Amis as a bold way out of that really feels like something out of a long distant era.

"London Fields had a massive effect on me. It had a real sexual freedom. Keith Talent was so English and I wanted to be him. [...] London Fields is so funny and sexy that you are distracted from the nihilism"

This is a really stupid comment about the novel LONDON FIELDS. The supposed "sexual freedom" that DA identifies with is repellent, violent and immoral. (I don't mean that real sexual freedom would be those things.)

His comment overall is bad and odd.

re Chinaski's post:

I don't think TLOB is absolutely not satire or satire. I think it's primarily an impressionistically realistic novel, but that it is fluent and adaptable enough that it verges in and out of satire. It is very different from the cartoonish Amis in this way. I agree with Chinaski that the satire is around the upper classes.

I don't share Chinaski's view that when AH writes about somewhat lower class characters, and black characters, he gives the impression of slumming it (nor of being satirical). I think he is quite sensitive, observant and thoughtful. Nuances of class, race and religion are delicately handled. However, I am thinking of TLOB here, whereas the other novels, like SP LIBRARY, might give a different impression.

I agree that AH is the better novelist in his way, but this is rather question-begging in that MA is, by definition, better at being a novelist in the MA way. We can say that there are different kinds of novels.

Chinaski is correct to say: "if we're taking 'better' to mean what the novel does best, ie tracking the tiny moment-to-moment shifts in experience, as part of the overall project of creating a unified consciousness. The attention to psychological acuity is extraordinary."

This is a totally sound description.

I think a lot of Britpop or whatever you want to call stupid British people in rock bands were Bukowski readers in the early 90's iirc from NME interviews at the time. Apart from Oasis who more than likely only read tabloid newspapers and lad magazines.

got to admit I really loved Ham on Rye at the time

"he changed a small part of my life for ever and in that sense he is a great author"

re Gimbel's post:

Psychedelic Furs' Richard Butler also claimed to be reading / influenced by Amis for 1981's TALK TALK TALK lp !

I started a re-read of London Fields - I'm (checks kindle) 20% of the way through and it does seem terrible to me - there's something thin about Keith Talent so far, not quite enough detail and attention to sustain the London grotesque (it doesn't help that his phonetic and syntactical mimicry sound way off to me - doesn't have his Dad's ear); doomy pompous paragraphs; stretches with a lot of Nicola Six, who doesn't immediately seem a counterargument to 'can't do women'.

The sex stuff hasn't really kicked off. I suspect I'll go some of the way with poster Pinefox here, though my descriptive terms would be different - I don't think 'sexual freedom' and 'sexiness' are really in Amis. Whenever I read him, sex = disgust, anxiety, fear, with a kink edge that he's not really reconciled to. So yeah, Albarn's description is barely recognisable as the book I'm reading.

If this is maybe a Nabokovian trick box - everything is from the perspective of the American writer who narrates and cannot treat these people as real - then I don't know, it's in the Ada or Ardor zone of the narrator's flaws boring me.

I'll carry on and see if I warm to it.

On the other hand I am really surprised that the Zone of Interest is working.

tbc I'm not surprised Bukowski was read amongst britpop types, more surprised they'd consider him "traditional reading".

On the other hand I am really surprised that the Zone of Interest is working.

I mean, the TLOB character I remember before anyone else is Leo Charles. I've no idea how well Hollinghurst captured the reality of a gay Black man and his mum in the early '80s, but he drew him well enough such that I can imagine a novel about him.

xp
The book - reading it alongside London Fields.

FWIW Leo's sister, and her (woman) partner, and the minute details of their late interaction with Nick Guest, are yet another small part of the fine texture of that novel -- another set of realisations (for Nick) about the unspoken complexities of that family he's only visited once.

In other words, as usual, I think this novel is very good.

Confession: took me a while to realize that by TLOB y'all mean The Line of Beauty.

For a second I wondered whether you were discussing "Life of Brian."

Edward Docx, New Statesman:

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The second time I went to interview Martin Amis was again at his London house in Primrose Hill. He had no real reason to be kind to me that day and yet his spontaneous willingness to give me his time and encouragement was indicative of a lesser-documented quality in his character and, I think, his writing: the quality of generosity. And that’s what I want to illuminate a little here. Now that he has gone. Or, rather, as he would say: now that he has migrated permanently and exclusively to the shelf.

I buzzed the security gate that he felt it necessary to maintain. He opened the front door himself – a one-man essay in how bad posture and a nicotine-squint might perversely signal great courtesy and clarity of vision. (Like his generosity, this oddly paradoxical relation has its counterpart on the page.) Come on in. Come on in. His life, he said, was pretty full and also pretty full of shit – by which he meant actual nappies (he had infant daughters at that time) as well as the by-now brisk and regular dunking in excrement that he suffered at the hands of the British media. We sat down in his airy library with its ever-open volumes of the OED and I thought about asking him to sign my copy of his book, but then decided against – on grounds of faux-professionalism and real embarrassment.

There were many reasons for Martin not to be generous that day. For one thing, his daughters and sons twanged in and out of his afternoon with what seemed to be an escalating series of personal ultimatums. For another, he had come to loathe British journalists. He had already started work on possibly his most repulsive character in a world-class field: Clint Smoker, the journalist of Yellow Dog (2003) – “furiously commuting from Foulness, near Southend, where he had a semi… [and lived in]… a condition of untouchable sordor”. For a third, there was the regrettable truth that the paper I worked for at that time was – at best – a confused farrago of irrelevance with less than zero purchase on his career, standing or future. And, last but not least, there was the undeniable fact that I was insultingly young to be doing anything with anyone – let alone talking to a national figure about his life, times and intimate biography. And yet, here he was giving me the time of day, offering triple-distilled coffee, regretting the noises-off, remembering lines from my first interview, wondering how full Tom Wolfe’s novel A Man in Full had turned out to be now that I had finished reading it.

I got to know Martin a little in the period between Heavy Water (1998) and Koba the Dread (2002) – not well, but enough to risk calling him Martin and for him to know about my ambitions to become a novelist; enough to be invited to the occasional party and to speak a few times on the phone when, for example, he randomly wanted tickets for a Bob Dylan concert. (He loved “Subterranean Homesick Blues” and especially the lines: “Get sick, get well/Hang around the ink well.”) The first time we met had been for the now roundly unremembered collection Heavy Water. (Which, by the way, is casually littered with all the usual gleaming treasures of phrasing – the “highly calibrated insouciance” of a screenwriter called Alistair being a personal favourite.) But that day, the business before us was his life. We were supposed to be talking about his memoir – and one of his two masterpieces – Experience (2000).

I was there under false pretences. I had zero interest in his teeth, his money or his relationships. I didn’t even want to be a journalist. I wanted to be a novelist. I wanted to be a writer. I had spent all my then short adult life studying literature and what interested me was… well, how he wrote exactly, where he saw the novel going, how he turned a phrase this way and then that, how many drafts it took him to perfect his cadences, when he thought euphony was too much, when to deploy harshness, why did he neglect plot and character, what about when style wasn’t enough, what he thought of his literary opposites such as JM Coetzee, how many distinct skills did he think the novelist must have – could these be categorised, how many did he think he had – and why did so very few authors ever manage a masterpiece?

Writers are – or should be – the most perceptive people it is possible to encounter. And he was ever the most perceptive of the tribe. So, of course, he saw through me from the moment he first saw me at all. But he recognised, too, that there was no guile on my part: I was (and I still am) obsessed by these questions. And my somewhat ingenuous enquiries therefore had the virtue of putting him more at ease. He was relieved to talk shop. He was relieved that we were not, as he said, shovelling more shit on the mighty shit-mountain. Later, of course, to become the near-unscalable shit-massif that all but enclosed him.

Towards the end of the hour, in a desultory way – and feeling that I’d better go through the motions – I asked him about why he thought he was getting so vehemently attacked. This was before social media, when pile-ons were weekly rather than hourly and almost cordially elliptical by comparison. (Imagine Twitter bothering with the cost of his dentistry.) He said that he thought part of it was to do with the medium (for him everything, in the end, was to do with the medium) – which is to say that because journalists and gossip columnists used the same basic art form as novelists – writing – they therefore felt more entitled to have a go. A bit like, he noted, how everyone can kick a ball and thus everyone has a view on exactly how England’s leading striker should play or why he flunked that penalty when it really mattered.

The hour soon was over. I felt I’d soured the end of our conversation by panic-asking about his “celebrity”. But, on the way out, he enquired after how my manuscript submissions were going. I said that I’d had a close one – this was the second “first” novel I had written – but that I’d recently had the final “no” from the publisher I thought most likely to say “yes”.

Writing and the language itself meant everything to me then. It still does. And so, I must have evinced some kind of involuntary rawness about the recent rejection as we stood there in the hall. Maybe it felt extra-deflating after the conversation we had been having. Now I wonder if I didn’t think madly that I had somehow let him down. I don’t know. What happened in the physical world is that I just stopped moving for a second and then awkwardly half-offered him Experience to sign. He sensed something deeper than embarrassment and likewise stopped. And then he said, oh, in that case, leave all your stuff here and come and have a beer on the roof and we’ll have a proper conversation.

And that was it. He went and got two bottles and I followed him up through the house and we sat up on his roof garden for the next few hours and we really got down to “it”. And by “it”, I mean everything you can possibly imagine discussing in relation to the central question of which of the novelists and poets had the ability to render the human experience on the page in a manner that was resonant to other people, offered real readerly pleasures and yet was truthful and enduring? And what could we learn from them? Most generously of all, for the purposes of this conversation, he counted himself a student alongside me. Not in a phoney way and not to show off – he was way past that – but because he himself was greatly animated and compelled by these questions. By the end (a few bottles later) we were deep in a near line-by-line discussion (from memory on his part) of the sophistication of Jane Austen’s emotional choreography in the first assembly scene in Pride and Prejudice when Mary Bennet sings and Elizabeth despairs of her family.

He was astonishingly generous. He was astonishingly encouraging. Most of all, he was astonishingly intelligent. Lots of people are intelligent – and lots of species of intelligence are tedious – but Amis’s mind worked in a way that continually outflanked and astounded any thinking you were doing in parallel or response. There was the huge on-board library resource, of course, and he quoted paragraphs and verses at will – Conrad, Waugh, Austen, Larkin, Auden, George Eliot, Donne, endless Shakespeare, his father, Bellow, Nabokov – but, again, lots of people know things and that, too, can become a peculiar form of dullness. No, what was astonishing was the unexpected connections that his mind conjured – each next thought in a sequence of conversation would have been unimaginable beforehand and yet made a miraculous chain of self-evident understanding afterwards. And all of this he was able to articulate with a breathtaking precision.

There’s a great line in Experience where Amis writes about his father: “I wasn’t making the elementary error of conflating the man and the work, but all writers know that the truth is in the fiction. That’s where the spiritual thermometer gives its reading.” There isn’t space to go into all the brilliances (or failings) of Amis’s work here. And there are as many ways to write a great novel as there are great novelists. Coetzee or Hilary Mantel or Toni Morrison or, for that matter, Cervantes: they’re all going to teach you completely different lessons. Unlike Martin (or unlike he sometimes pretended), I am interested in all the different ways to do it – yes, even, as he would describe them, the clear-as-a-mountain-creek-merchants. And, for what it’s worth, I think there is a rebarbative sneer that occasionally corrodes his texts from the inside so that the surface brilliance tarnishes and rusts, becomes brittle. But for now, I want to read the spiritual thermometer the other way round – from man to work – because I think that the personal generosity that he displayed that day to me (and there are many others who experienced this) is also there in the writing. Not in the narrow sense of what he’s writing about – or who, or where – but in the sense of how he is writing.

So, by way of unpacking for the newly Amis-curious what pleasure his best work brings to those who admire it, here are three great generosities that are as alive in the style as they were in the man.

The first is to do with straightforward abundance. There’s a ravishing luxuriousness to all his writing. You get to revel and recline in the great opulent apparel of our language as if it were yours to drape yourself in all along. Which, of course, it is. In this way, he generously returns to you what you feel you have lost by hair-shirting your way through other writers of various pinch, beef and earnest. You feel more subtle in his company, you feel your own vocabulary expand, your sensibility for words is reconjured, your vow of love for the English language is remade; in the moment of reading his best work, you feel richer.

The second is to do with his scrupulousness and precision. Leaving aside macro concerns, you can as a reader always rest assured that there is no other British prose writer who has taken quite so much care over the word-by-word selection that goes into making a sentence. His status as a novelist is mercurial but his paragraphs are still the best in recent English. Most of this hand-to-hand stuff is intuitive for him (as was apparent when he spoke), but he also checked and double checked and read and reread his work until its sound and rhythm and timbre was (as he felt it) perfect. For many readers this assiduousness is strangely relaxing. Relaxing because you know you can trust him; because you never have the feeling of being let down on the sentence level by a cliché, or a repetition, or some other infelicity that breaks the all-important spell of authorial command.

The third generosity is to do with exuberance – an intoxicating joy, a pleasure, a live kinetic vitality that lives word to word in his work. As your author-guide, he is forever delighting you with unexpected phrase-making, with freshness, with ingenuity, with invention and ingeniousness. In his other masterpiece, Money (1984), you laugh, you gasp, you shake your head, you rush towards the next sentence at the same time as you back up to marvel at the last. Think again about the meaning of this word, he seems to urge the reader, and then look at this word next to that word. I never wholly bought his Nabokovian style-is-morality schtick. But I do believe that his work is existentially incandescent only because it is stylistically incandescent.

This last quality – of exuberance and spirit; the incandescent style – is more in the tradition of the poets than the novelists; it is also much more in the tradition of the 18th century – Tobias Smollett, Henry Fielding and the gang – than the writers he is often compared to – Evelyn Waugh and PG Wodehouse. If you combine these thoughts, the figure who comes to mind is the great 18th-century poet Alexander Pope. And, indeed, I have always thought that Amis has a great deal in common with Pope’s sensibility. The way Pope is a flat-out genius with words and in such Bach-like musical control; the way he is unsurpassable as a compassionate-but-mighty-and-scathing satirist; the way he is unable to write about matters of the heart organically; the way he is endlessly funny and arch and sly and collusive and playful; most of all, the way he loves and takes care of his readers. From the opening of Pope’s “An Essay on Man”:

Let us (since life can little more supply 
Than just to look about us and to die) 
Expatiate free o’er all this scene of man; 
A mighty maze! but not without a plan; 
A wild, where weeds and flow’rs promiscuous shoot; 
Or garden, tempting with forbidden fruit. 
Together let us beat this ample field, 
Try what the open, what the covert yield; 
The latent tracts, the giddy heights explore 
Of all who blindly creep, or sightless soar; 
Eye Nature’s walks, shoot folly as it flies, 
And catch the manners living as they rise; 
Laugh where we must, be candid where we can…

Martin would love that invitational “Together let us…” and the way all those different meanings are simultaneously alive in the single line as it runs – beckoning us – forward: “Together let us beat this ample field.” Come on in. Come on in.

Taken altogether these three qualities represent what, I think, is at the heart of Amis’s work: a delighted, forensic, monumental and epic commitment to language itself. That’s the quiddity. That’s the core reason so many writers and journalists enjoy reading him. And that’s the reason I don’t think the distinction between the non-fiction and the fiction holds. Because all his writing is like that. Sure, the non-fiction feels more anchored because of its ostensible subject. And, yes, the bad fiction feels worse than it is because its subject is so obviously ostensible. But really the subject in either case was not the subject; the true subject was always the language – its meaning and its music. And – about this – Amis is never anything other than serious, devout, sincere, interesting, sublime.

On the way out the second time, I was fixed. I picked up Experience again from the side table and this time boldly asked him to sign it. I’m chary of overstatement and – thinking about that day – I’m still not sure if this is a failing or a virtue. But in those few hours, he restored my faith. Writing fiction, publishing, editing, magazines, poetry – they’re all such fragile businesses and yet he was absolutely certain that they mattered, that their power was not only purposeful but transcendent. I soon began again on another novel. And this – my “third”, the next thing I wrote – became my debut.

It wasn’t until a couple of days later, though, that I opened up Experience. Only then did I read what he had written. “To Ed, keep going, Martin Amis.” Such a kind and generous thing to say. The same thing he had been saying to me all afternoon. I have the inscription in front of me now.

That seems tl;dr. Should I actually r it?

Anybody here
Seen my old friend Martin?

That seems tl;dr. Should I actually r it?

It was the most interesting such thing posted in this thread IMO.

yeah it was a very nice read, thanks for sharing it the pinefox

What I remember of The Line of Beauty is that its characters often saunter (along pavements) or dart (into and out of rooms) and occasionally linger (over light lunches): all things I think that would have boiled the piss of Martin Amis in the 80s.

For all the talk about keeping the dictionary open at all times, meticulously crafted sentences, etc., etc. I find myself as a writer responding much more to Elmore Leonard's famous 10 rules:

1. Never open a book with weather.
2. Avoid prologues.
3. Never use a verb other than "said" to carry dialogue.
4. Never use an adverb to modify the verb "said"…he admonished gravely.
5. Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.
6. Never use the words "suddenly" or "all hell broke loose."
7. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.
8. Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.
9. Don't go into great detail describing places and things.
10. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip.

My most important rule is one that sums up the 10.

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.

That piece is something: Martin Amis had THREE layers of generosity?! Come on, now..

Cheese, guava, almonds

fwiw I'll buy that Amis was probably a nicer guy in person than he came across as (and made strenuous efforts to come across as). Who could be like that full time in public and private? Only truly rarefied titans of misanthropy like Ginger Baker can pull that off

No comparison to Pope. Pope was a foot shorter.

Nice piece. 'Devout' is well-chosen. A more generous way to look at the canon-hugging and status anxiety and the effortfulness of his weaker prose.

Lol at Ginger Baker comparison.

did he become a nicer person with the new fangs or

heh

Another hack tribute. This one was so desperate to get his tribute in he got it published in Norwegian

Here’s my tribute to Martin Amis 1949-2023 for @Vinduet touching on his influential style and unorthodox way of writing fiction (in Norwegian for now but some things transcend national and linguistic boundaries)https://t.co/urs4z2efnI

— Leo Robson (@leorobsonwriter) June 6, 2023

Fixed teeth transcend national and linguistic boundaries.

Picked up Nabokov's 'Speak, Memory', as it seems a little bit like Amis' Experience. Nabokov writes about his father a lot, though by no means exclusively so. Feels like -- both in The New Statesman piece above and the John Self piece where he talked it as the book for people who hate Amis -- that Experience could be the book that lasts as the white, Oxbridge-educated, middle-class hacks who cared to pay a tribute have been trying to sell it a bit more than some of his later novels, say.

Reading the Nabokov I could see why. Both were prickly, nasty people, who grew up well, but in these memoirs they write about things you are not going to be that nasty about. Get quite jaded about that attitude. Can't you be tender about people you made up?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jun/16/martin-amis-ian-mcewan-and-anna-wintour-honoured-in-kings-birthday-list

Amis's posthumous knighthood surprises me as

a) I have never heard of a posthumous knighthood
b) he writes in EXPERIENCE, I think, of knighthoods being ridiculous (at least he says that Sir David Hare's is)
c) if he didn't want it, he can't now turn it down. Or had he already agreed to it?

I believe that David Bowie refused honours. What if Bowie had been posthumously awarded them in Summer 2016?

I would also say
d) After Savile died we were told that he couldn't posthumously be stripped of his knighthood as it ended with his death anyway.

the ‘martin amis faked his death’ conspiracy theory starts here

Amis accepted it, apparently they told him about it last month. & they have dated it to the day before he died because the convention is still that knighthoods don’t apply posthumously (can’t change that or Charles might have to officially revoke that of his hero savile)

So the idea is amis is officially retroactively a Sir for one day and then not, it’s v pointless

or the knighthood killed him

It would be great if it had that effect on all recipients

a sudden nerve twinge made charles slash instead of dub, rip martin

Given that Fosse won the Novel today I should bring up this tweet.

Where, like Fosse, we have some deployment of repetition

Anyone who says Martin Amis wasn’t a stylist is, frankly, an idiot pic.twitter.com/orr7Q0ieLe

— Max Lawton (@maxdaniellawton) September 1, 2023

*Nobel