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couldn't they have at least thought of a better title?

i do not have cable but this can never be anywhere as great as flava of love

which ididn't even watch, but srsly, trying to remake a reality series?? dudes, reality tv barely works on the first try, you can't try to sequel it like that.

t, it's pretty incredibl in its complete, vulgar atrociousness.

I liked the part where they provided subtitles for the chick who was too drunk to speak

i can't even see one of the ads for it without feeling nauseous...i can't watch reality tv in general. something about having a camera on them makes someone 100 times more obnoxious than they already are.

i guess in some abstract, bloggy, armchair sociologist way it's interesting but i just can't sit through any of these, even for the freakshow appeal.

i like the hot sluts

am I too late or too early for "old" VH1 nostalgia?

i think i might stick this one out

The recaps on VH-1's Celebreality blog are already legend and there's only been one so far.

the chicks failing to be sexy in the photo shoot were hilarious.

the thing is these chicks are smarter than the Bachelor chicks

it's definitely more interesting than scott baio is 45 and single.

The ads for this show are funny. The guy says he's looking for real love and then when they show the girls they are a bunch of scantily clad silicone-injected girls drinking and dancing on stripper poles.

i kind of the scott baio show. its like entourage 20 years on. so tragic.

I Hate My 30s kind of sums up VH1's target audience at this point

oh god, yes. his best friend is such a trainwreck: "don't stifle my time with scott baio!"

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haha, yes! who the hell calls their best friend by their full name!? and baio is so blantant about the guys hanger on status. i think he even pointed out that the guy would never get laid if it wasnt for him.

xp - i cant imagine what there would be to hate about your 30s.

I'm sorry, I'm still getting my head around the idea that Scott Baio has a hanger-on.

Does Willie Ames have one?

one of the hangers-on is the bullying older brother from the wonder years.

Living up to expectations, that one.

I went to high school with a guy who was a Fred Savage hanger-on.

Uh. You mean he was at the time? What, did he go around school going, "Yeah, Fred's my boy."

They were roommates in the mid-90s. I think they went to school (college) together.

i love rodeo.

this show is great. i wish i had cable.

Rodeo is frightening.

And Lacey sucks.

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hstencil, will you stay here, in this thread with us, and continue to rock our world?

I shamefully have to admit that I watch this show primarily for the woman known as 'clown tits."

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ugh, Rodeo, please leave the thread and stop rocking our world.

i think you mean Brodeo.

ugh, lacey is like a cross between courtney love and ann coulter. rodeo is older and mannish, but i find her very endearing (if deranged).

(and i think she's much less repulsive than heather, the bossy no-neck monster.)

endearing (if deranged)

otm

team rodeo

I can't believe no one has mentioned that not one, but TWO porn stars are on this show. Except one of them went home last night.

which ones? i didn't see that in any of the bios (not that i don't believe you).

Brandi C, Brandi M. Fleshbot has the evidence, but it's (obviously, very) NSFW.

who thinks he's gonna pick the one with CC DeVille hair? tho come to think of it, there's another one who looks not unlike Bobby Dall.

wait we're supposed to care who wins? lol

every single person on this show hurts my eyes

omg Brandi C's stomach tattoo

don't make fun of her tattoo, she got in a car accident

yeah, she has a disability

if he does pick Jes,there is no way she stays with him.

lacey's dad: "is there any hair under there?"

is there? i want to see what's under that

me too!

does heather not know jes also boffed brett? she was shouting that lacey was the only one who had done 'all the sex stuff' with him.

'boffed'

sorry

re: the hair comment, i was so happy that lacey's father said what millions of viewers have been thinking. however, men who wear short-sleeved orange turtlenecks have no quarter to criticize the fashion choices of others. i didn't even know that turtlenecks with short sleeves existed!

lauren, you'll need to sign a prenup before you can get access to short sleeved turtlenecks.

she is from dallas - everything is illuminated

i don't see any reason to presume that heather will win

haha! really, that whole thing explained a lot about lacey.

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re: heather, i think that she was gunning for lacey in the heat of the moment and didn't think to bring jes into it. she's not the wide-angle manipulator that lacey was, and also she's just not as vicious. oh, and she's kind of stupid and in denial. let's not forget that! i wouldn't be surprised if she thinks that nothing major happened between brett and jes.

Heathers father was the best. He was all over that free booze

southern ohio, y'all.

wonder how long he and jes will stay together.

poor girl

i didn't like heather, but i feel pretty bad for her. her choice and all to do this, i know, but...

I didn't like Heather, but by the end I felt like she and Brett were made for each other. Jess is gonna dump his diabetic ass within a week.

Brett pulled some Solomon level stuff there at the end with that question!

I think the moral of the story is "don't get a random guy's name tattooed on the back of your neck".

Heather= New york
Jes= Hoops

Isn't Lacey more like New York than Heather is?

yeah, maybe so.
I think either heather or lacey would have probably stayed with bret.
but there is no way jes stays with him

"stays with him" ha - I can't believe you guys actually think this show has any bearing on the stars' daily lives. This is all just for show, kids.

it is?

That tattoo wasn't just for show. Nor was Brett's stink on Heather while Jes was trying to eat breakfast. No way, this is the real deal.

are you joking?

You can never be too serious about breakfast stink.

thanks, shakey - i had no idea that this might be staged or set up in any way! next you're going to tell me that milli vanilli didn't actually sing their hits!

did jes say "rotten pussy" in the interview clip aired immediately after that scene?

yes. lol.

there was some serious lol-ing in our house at that moment.

I loved when Jes is like "i'm not goint to think about it" and while she's kissing Bret you just see the memory/thought balloons of Heather "just think where his mouth has been..."

anyone watch the reunion show? jes didn't last long

i missed it but i read a live blog and cant wait to see lacey's band!!!

i missed it due to baseball. what's the scoop?

so good. Jes was pissed because Brett didn't walk her to her hotel room, though Brett said he shouldn't even have taken her there in the limo because they weren't supposed to see each other outside of the house for the 6 months untill the reunion. Why? No idea. So Jes comes out a bit pissy, but then says you know what? I think Heather's right for you and Brett says, you know what? I think maybe I was scared because Heather was already in love and I didn't know if I could jump in but you still had a guard up and so I wasn't worried and Jes said Heather's the one for you and she wears her heart on her sleeve blah blah then Heather and Jes hugs and the show's over and why it didn't end with Bret asking Heather for another chance I dunno.

Meanwhile, Lacey and Heather made up, Lacey and Dallas did not make up, Heather got a fake "sucks" tattoed under the name "Brett", Rikki Rachtman or whatever is a tool and Rodeo asked Brett for a second chance.

they are not allowed to see eachother until the season airs so there is no chance anyone will see them out or anything.

full report here:

http://celebrealityblog.vh1.com/2007/10/touch-my-backst.html

l-r, David Lee Roth, Bret

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Does anyone know of a working torrent for the reunion show?

its going to be repeated about 5000 times this week, guy.

i just think it was strange how jes basically dumped him in the final two minutes of the show; I'm sure over the past six months plenty of people informed her that she could easily carry her own show on vh1, she strikes me as too shrewd to waste her time w/ him.

(xp) I am looking for a torrent because I do not have cable and thus cannot watch the 5000 repeats. That much should be obvious, guy.

lol get cable

haha

damn cheapest cable in la is $45. that sucks.

thanks for the help with recommending the obvious. i can afford cable, but i appreciate your concern. i would prefer to watch a torrent, so if someone out there knows of one, that would be great.

i couldnt find a torrent but i found brandi c's porn called baby's got boobs if you want http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z8WXQM35

lacey's band was so amazingly terrible. like even worse than i thought it'd be.

she has shared the stage with king diamond and was in pigface for a while

she has Crazy Eyes and Scary Smile

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Oh Take Me Back - Back To The Rocking Horse
And Start All Over Again - http://blog.vh1.com/2007-10-09/rock-of-love-2-rocker/

This season's girls are tore the fuck down.

new series starts on sunday!