What happened to "_______ ate my balls" webpages?

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One of my friends almost got kicked out of school for making one of these, and the internets of yore seemed like it was chock full of them. So what caused the decline of this stupid and hilarious phenomenon?

― dan m (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Puberty?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

you're the man now dan m

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

has the dancing hamster declined as well?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh, and when I say "school," I mean "college."

― dan m (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

They'll be saying this about ILX one day.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Crazy Frog ate the dancing hamster.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

but who ate the hamster balls???

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Cats. Duh.

― The Ghost of ALL YOUR BALLS ARE BELONG TO US (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Nigga Stole My Balls

― pappawheelie II, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Its balls eaten, the meme was unable to reproduce. (see also, Manson, Marilyn.)

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Ate my balls ate my balls

next craze

― Frankness mcStereo, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Is Bert still evil?

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:01 (eighteen years ago) link

That's the tender crisp bacon cheddar NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos29.flickr.com/38837436_6b252db623_o.jpg

― Oh Lord, My God, is there no help for the widow's son? / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey look! A make your own "ate my balls" site.

http://members.tripod.com/~AteMyBalls/index.html

― Oh Lord, My God, is there no help for the widow's son? / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:44 (eighteen years ago) link

hello kitty ate my balls was particularly funny

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember stumbling over this thing when I first started using the InterWeb back in 1998. Besides all the Ate My Balls pages, the original "Mr. T Ate My Balls" site also spawned lots of Mr. T related pages, like "Mr. T. versus KISS" or "Mr. T versus He-Man".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.popsike.com/pics/viva_morrissey/20040330/4004925938.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link

my favourite one of these was "newsies ate my balls."

― fio (fiona), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Mr.T versus the Spice Girls as well, no?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 10:12 (eighteen years ago) link

"Your balls...eat them I will."

― yoda, Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

KRAZY KEITH'S ALMOST COMPLETE ATE MY BALLS WEBRING

and it was "newsies SOLD my balls"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2005 05:52 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

wanna feel old, try explaining to a millennial what this was about

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/ba02.jpg

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

same

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAp4pDDRyU

― just another country (snoball), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

there was a whole chapter about this phenomenon in dave barry in cyberspace

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/nut-eating-gabon-gorillas

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

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