Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Are the Olson twins legal yet? I've forgotten.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:37 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Has Wenner just finally given up and done one too many Reddi-Whip hits?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

if Wenner was running the show it'd be Ashton Kutcher: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Wenner can eat a dick.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

They sure are, TR!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

A'ight now Ned, don't be knockin' the Redi-Whip!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Wenner would probably gladly eat a dick, no?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:40 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

THOUSAND! HI-YO!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Dude, "Refresh".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

One time, for the thread will remain up on your screen all day. You will refresh your screen 2193 times, however.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I think Wenner's whole purpose with Rolling Stone now is to get enough money to build a time machine so he can go back to 1965 and have sex with a young Mick Jagger.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I hope we're not harshing the voibe by posting about Wenner but c'mon even Dave Geffen dated Cher, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

RS doesn't seem to have really given a shit about music since before I was born.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I'm hot, ready and legal: where's my Rolling Stone cover?????

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

highway legal!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:45 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I want to see a photo of Rosemary posing exactly like LL up there. then photoshopping can do the rest.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the arrow on the pic twice in futility.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Didn't work did it?

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

wtf do all of these new teenybopper disneykins have to record damn songs? i blame j-lo.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I'll do it at the next FAP where someone had a camera, Gear.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/5048451319006l.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=6388250

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.kimkimdir.gen.tr/foto/2905.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Idk if it's a pr tactic. My theory is still that she is just reading the quran out of curiosity. She grew up catholic and was interested in kabbalah for a while, i'll bet she has a general interest in religion.

Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 13:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Basically, she's wandered down a shopping street and seen the stall that gives out free copies..

Mark G, Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:26 (one year ago) Permalink

nah, you don't get photographed holding the koran then offer an exclusive interview with the sun unless you're interested in getting back in the headlines at least as much as exploring your spiritual side

the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:29 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan 35m 35 minutes ago
One thing for sure the #referendum results are very close, but also showing a difference of opinion across #Britain
272 retweets 471 likes

hunangarage, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:03 (one year ago) Permalink

that's one thing that's for sure true

Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:05 (one year ago) Permalink

I think the Courier today claimed she was pro-Fife, but I didn't get to read the article to see what that meant.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:10 (one year ago) Permalink

#linsights

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:12 (one year ago) Permalink

confused by a referendum showing a difference of opinion, perhaps she is a fan of Hitlerian socialism

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:16 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

~fiance drama~

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:29 (one year ago) Permalink

didn't read anything about this but i stand with lindsay.

Treeship, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:03 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...
four weeks pass...

weird

Treeship, Friday, 4 November 2016 03:13 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

La-De-LiLo

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 November 2016 07:30 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

converted to islam lol

the late great, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:30 (ten months ago) Permalink

inshah allah

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:42 (ten months ago) Permalink

otm

the late great, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:44 (ten months ago) Permalink

i for one support lindsay lohan's sincere and deeply-held religious beliefs and wish her all the best in her new spiritual life

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 09:13 (ten months ago) Permalink

aw, that Annie Hall picture is nice. Is it recent ?
Everytime this thread pops up, I expect some new low for her...

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:21 (ten months ago) Permalink

If it keeps her on the wagon, it's all good.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:21 (ten months ago) Permalink

https://s30.postimg.org/ey04gxto1/IMG_0058.jpg

Would make quite a nice family photograph.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:04 (nine months ago) Permalink

wtf

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:08 (nine months ago) Permalink

The badges were apparently presented by Lohan to Erdogan and say 'the world is bigger than five', referring to the five permanent members of the security council. idk where Bana Alabed fits in to it all. Maybe she liked Mean Girls.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:11 (nine months ago) Permalink

i just realised we're living in a world where lindsay lohan is probably better-informed about world affairs than the president of the usa and i think i need to go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:12 (nine months ago) Permalink

Idk I am not necessarily impressed with her love of the Erdogan regime

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:13 (nine months ago) Permalink

i didn't say she was well-informed

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:14 (nine months ago) Permalink

i do feel like if she were given a national security briefing, she would listen to it

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

a us briefing or turkey one?

mh 😏, Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:16 (nine months ago) Permalink

whatever, i just think she would try to take her responsibility seriously!

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:23 (nine months ago) Permalink

okay so lilo is locked in for her 2020 presidential run, who's gonna be her vp?

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:29 (nine months ago) Permalink

I'll do it why not nothing matters

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:10 (nine months ago) Permalink

I Appresh Treesh

soref, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:19 (nine months ago) Permalink

She will not be ready and legal by 2020 guys.

how's life, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

she's six months too young, sad

mh 😏, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:08 (nine months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/21/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-racially-profiled-over-a-headscarf-at-london-airport/

On “Good Morning Britain” on Tuesday, Lohan said that learning about different cultures and beliefs is something that “feeds my soul.” After repeated questions from Morgan, she said she reads an English translation of the Muslim holy book regularly but declined to say whether she was converting to Islam.

“I think that me studying the Koran is something that I've found a solace in,” Lohan said. “I just study it. Nothing is confirmed yet.”

Morgan asked her why she was “reluctant” to say either way whether she was “in the process” of converting.

“It's a consideration I have,” Lohan said. " … I don't want to speak on something that I haven't finished yet.”

j., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 04:03 (eight months ago) Permalink

Note: Not addressed at any point during the Tuesday morning interview was Lohan's curious new and unclassifiable accent.

j., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 04:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

Her old accent wasn't natural.

everything, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 05:13 (eight months ago) Permalink

Accents are accent, what the heck.

I saw the interview, accent was vaguely English, unremarkable I would say

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 07:17 (eight months ago) Permalink

Accents are accents, typo fix.

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 07:18 (eight months ago) Permalink

Reasons Why 45 Is Gross, #129875 (In A Continuing Series): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/

"Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?" said Stern.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 09:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

Puke

It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 15:18 (eight months ago) Permalink

money.cnn.com

StanM, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

as in, on the

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:06 (eight months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

"THIS IS our president. Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSA
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 4, 2017"

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Lindsay-Lohan-Defends-President-Trump-Stop-11267405.php

akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:18 (four months ago) Permalink

Wonder if she's read the quote four posts above. Celebity ouroboros.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:12 (four months ago) Permalink

I expected better judgment from Lindsay Lohan, very disappointed

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:17 (four months ago) Permalink

Jesus God that Trump quote from Stern.

Treeship, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:32 (four months ago) Permalink


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