Freudian Slips!

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I don't think this has been discussed - So what are the most embarassing freudian slips you have encountered (or made!) ?

― Teruo Nakamuro, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i heard there was this one time some guy was at a cafe, and this other guy was talking to this girl about his car. And another guy overheard the conversation and shouted "hey nice penis!!! oops i mean car"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link

and these girls giggled at him

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Meg Ryan in DOA! :-)

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

as mentioned elsewhere, but worth repeating....

Bus driver: "We're going to stop here for a few minutes to give you a chance to spread your legs".

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh god, I remember one. I was at a garden party somewhere and talking to aged relatives. I tried to use the phrase "...with my tail between my legs", but accidentally said "head" instead of tail. Such an easy mistake to make on so many levels.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"i pumped into her and her boyfriend."

― sparkie boy (sparky), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link

someone told me his advisor was giving a lecture and after he finished he said, "well, now that i've shot my wad, are there any questions?"

also i know a joke about freudian slips if you would like to hear it: how many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

2: one to screw in the bulb, one to hold the penis...I MEAN LADDER!

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Not exactly Freudian, but when I was in my sophomore year of HS photography class I found a picture of big boobs drying on the rack near the exit. On the way to my next class I grabbed them (and with the maturity of a typical 16-year old) held them to my chest, kicked up my legs and started humming 'the stripper.' On the way out of hte room, my teacher grabbed me by the arm and said 'that's my daughter's chest you're holding against your own...care to put your other foot in your mouth?'

― j.e.r.e.m.y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I think there's a very obvious question arising here.....

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

there are more than one question that need to be asked.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Again, not quite a Fruedian slip, but I and two other non-Chriostian associates was having a discussion with a very Christian friend of mine, and we were talking about the merits/faults of organized religion. At some point, he said something like, "and all of this is happening over a god that doesn't exist". We just sat there, amazed. He didn't even realized he'd said it.

― Simon H., Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Also: "I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot penis!"

― Simon H., Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

On the last day of School my Sixth Form Physics class organised a stripper for the tutor (don't ask). After a hideously embarassing 5 minute performance the teacher asked us: "Now is there any outstanding equipment?"

On another occasion I was in a Spanish class when the teacher asked a pupil who had been absent for the previous lesson whether she had copies of all the hand-outs she had missed.

"Sorry I was away" she replied, "I've got the sheets!"

You need to say that one out loud. Me and my friend were crying for 10 minutes while no-one else even noticed.

― holojames (holojames), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I went to a psychiatric conference in the Swiss Alps. I'd never seen so many Freudians slip!

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

you should have gone to the masquerade party afterwards.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

all you can see are the Freudians' Lips

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

when you say one thing and mean your mother... erm... another... that's a freudian bra... slip. i mean, slip. erm.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Today I sent a memo to everyone in my office that referenced a six-figure deal. Except that I called it a "sex-figure" deal. OOPS

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

In a Washington Post article about De Santis suspending the Tampa prosecutor: “‘We need our prosecutor to prosecute crime — the same as we enforce crime,’Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister told a local television station after Warren’s suspension.”

― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 August 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

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