viz is great
― Barnaby (Barnaby), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huey (Huey), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Stop bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water.P.J. Ruddock London
Avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time.Sgt. R. J. Crowe 662 Squadron. Germany
Pass off as Welsh by putting coal dust behind your fingernails and talking gibberish all the time, stopping occasionally to sing loudly, or set fire to someone else's house.Mr P. Lilburn Rotherham
Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes.B Reastford Iranville, Notts
Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic.D. Rogers Hemel Hempstead
Werewolf enthusiasts. Get that 'wolfy' feeling every night by simply gluing a paper plate to your bedroom window.J. Bradley. Beeston, Notts
Mix tea with coffee, and leave in the fridge to cool. Hey presto! Toffee.A. Sharp. Birmingham
and so on...
― Huey (Huey), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link
"BANANA'S?! These 'nanas is a good source of potassium and B6! Not mofuckin vitamin C! Now go out and get me some limes and tomatoes before I bust a cap in yo' DAMN FOOL ASS!"
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link
(My favouritest ever story is Atheists In Foxholes. I really like that bloke's style)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link
I have the Viz Ad Break book. The "Queen Food" advert is the funniest thing in the whole wide world and shouldn't be allowed. "9 out of ten kings prefer to feed their queen Queen Food etc...
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Barnaby (Barnaby), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link
That and the make a Christmas Tree Fairy out of the page 3 girl made my spleen hurt.
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link
Viz is one of my favourite things in the world. I was reading through one of the annuals from the mid 90s, and there was a cartoon of a taxi driver at the airport, trying to get Ron and Russel Mael's suitcases out so they can check in, but one case is stuck, and he's pulling on it and he turns to his friend and says 'when this gets out Sparks are gonna fly.'
― Fergal (Ferg), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link
'That's nice, dear.'
(FIERCE BACKHAND) 'HOW DARE YOU BE SO FAMILIAR'
― Fergal (Ferg), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=viz&name=&email=&username=&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 23 July 2004 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 July 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― robster (robster), Friday, 23 July 2004 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link
The best thing about breaking up with Joe is that I never, EVER have to read Viz, (or rather, have it read at me) ever again.
― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link
Simon Donald, one of the creators, regularly contributes to radcliffe's programs on radio2 (this Monday, for instance).
― koogs (koogs), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 23 July 2004 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― robster (robster), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 23 July 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKgxHiFXkAAFZBL?format=jpg&name=900x900
I'm definitely a puerile degenerate but just nearly died at this
― calzino, Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Very much what calz said about being a degenerate but anyway...
https://i.imgur.com/O1kXJMh.jpg
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 18 February 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link