what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

YES, DO HER IN THE ASS

"HEY GUYS IM GOING TO GET BURRITOS YOU WANT BURRITOS IM GONNA GET SOME"

(heh, x-post)

Stamina: 5
Variety: 2
Dismount: 7

Also, you could grab some pompoms and stand in the corner cheering, "gimme an F, gimme a U, gimme a C, gimme a K, yeahhhh, fuck her in the ass! wooooo!"

Luna, you are a genius.

( make her buy a new couch)

For super double bonus freak out points, when he goes to get out of the way, say "no dude, I meant YOU."

That's because they're men - hel-LO prostate massage!

wish me well, I know not what I wander into.

From your living room.

not if you soak them in water first

DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

Stop HI DERE. Get out while you still can...

seeing the 'couch' pic (RIP) on this thread was probably the hardest i have ever laughed at something on the internet.

Kenan OTM

seconded.

Holy shit.

You see, the very first thing I read on I Love Everything was that awful rebel flag thread last night. (I'm new here.) But this is the second thread. I was going to kick my friends' asses for recommending this board after reading the rebel flag thread, but now I will be buying them shots after reading this one.

This thread is definitely on a Library Of Congress preservation level or something.

How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?

Did it ever really matter?

the very first thing I read on I Love Everything was that awful rebel flag thread last night.

I swear I'm not retarded all the time.

(call me crazy, but the rebel flag thread is probably one of the more thoughtful, even-keeled threads re: the 'R' word I've seen on ILX)

(but I usually make an effort to steer clear of them, so...)

95% of everything ILX says about the South that isn't exclusively about food is dumber than that thread.

We should do some sort of two-part poll to determine the Best ILX Thread Ever. Someone ought to set up a nominations thread, and then trawl through on a preset date, taking all of those with upwards of two nominations and putting them into a second thread, this time with polling options. This work of ILX archivism is long overdue IMO.

Curtis, I don't think you have anything to apologize for on that thread! hstencil with his underwear five sizes too small + Lorax-troll = SPACE MADNESS

Yeah, at least the whole Ronaldinho bottle-opener farrago led to some quality zingage...

Who's up for my idea? Too late, I'm about to do it...

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,110 from ilxor.com for "best thread ever"

8-|

So.

There are three levels of quality here then?

- golden threads like this one
- awful threads like the rebel flag thread
- all the other threads which makes the rebel flag thread look THOUGHTFUL?????? I want to constantly knee that Lorax shmuck.

Please tell me the first type happens often enough.

This reminds me that for the first time I saw an advert for Lysol on telly today.

Correct, Miza. There are about a dozen or so acknowledged ILX classic threads, and this is one of them.

Moley, what are the other dozen?

Mizza: I'd send you here, but sadly, some important content is 404'd.

www.ilxor.com/ILX/ ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=17054

The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met

There's others, these are the only two I could find.

Somewhere there's probably a thread linking to all the classic threads, even.

Total Deathkvult Armageddon: The Black Metal FAP

Well, I liked it.

the use of "thusly" in this thread's title never fails to crack me up. And then I open it and roffle (again).

How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?

-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Link

i dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something

Why didn't Gear just play some music loudly or something so his roommate would know he was home? THIS STORY IS FULL OF HOLES.

http://tikkiro.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/blasphemy.jpg

He looks like he could do with a fisting.

I propose "Boom! I Fucked Your Boyfriend" (xxp)

gear is fake

I mean Gear! is fake

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg/800px-Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00422/snf21DEL_422073a.jpg

This came up on the first page of results when I ran a search for "Charles Burst".

Time for the yearly bump.

check if the roommates are home first

bump for posterity

still classic. I'll bet this guy wouldn't care if you were home or not.

THIS:

she's got her ass in the air while this scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attempting to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS.

ON MY COUCH

& THIS:

MY LIVING ROOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING I'VE SMELLED BEFORE

4alltyme.

I miss the pic of the Weezer & Jimmy Eat World cds the trucker hat dude left behind.

I am too busy choking on my own roffle to post the "miss you" video for trucker hat guy

How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?

-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Link

i dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something

― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's a page on Snopes about this, and Stephen Fry is referencing this purely to take points off Alan Davies on QI next week.

oh man, this thread. what memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH4aRcMsTE

man if ever there was a thread that wa slong overdue for a sequel

slong overdue

schlong overdue?

boom! thusly

I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

and still

And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?

btw "cummy hinder" does actually yield a few porn site results now including that phrase.

DJP can copyright the usage of that term and make some coin