the finest of display names only

I don't know if this refers to anything but it made me laugh

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara)

b-but ducks don't wee, they birds

yeah, that really rumples my cloaca

it's a memorable line from a thread on the somethingawful forums in which a total moron bought some jungle land in hawaii and attempted to turn it into a yoga retreat despite having none of the required skills, manpower or equipment

a true internet hero preserved some of the highlights in this impressive piece of digital archaeology: http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96390&sid=cdfc7035dd816b2894fca0a6eb64c624

that's awesome

Literally cried with laughter, thank you for that.

it's a very special thing alright

if you liked that, you'll probably also enjoy two more of these deep-dives into the madness of somethingawful posters:

walking across america
tell me how to fix this zipline

(btw be sure to read every page of these threads for maximum lols / wtf)

oh bless you, this yoga village thread is gold

yeast

oh god the yeast

I've been slowly reading through that thing while "working", shaking my head in awe and amazement, just got to the post which referred to these insane people as 'legends of the hidden temple' and literally died. So thanks for getting me fired, bizarro.

old lunch fired from life, rip big man

YEASTBOUND & BROWN

bless you bizzaro for giving us this precious gift

i'm glad u guys are enjoying it as much as i did

so many of those comments made me cry laughing but i think my favourite is

Scenes of brutality from Phig Penh, near the Theland border today, as officials from the military goonta publically executed a weasel for 7 hours.

this is incredible

wow no one was lying

That was funny but I need to know if lilsadnerd made it out

im too much of a pussy to stomp on the mongoose so i shot it repeatedly in the face with a bb gun until it died. it took 2 hours and 150 shots. thinking about buying a bigger gun with the grant money i received from the carnegie institute for peace.

this is doubly funny to me because it's exactly the sort of insanely stupid thing I would have actually signed on for at a certain juncture in my life

I just laughed myself to tears over this, had to close my office door.

gonna have to maneuver this hardwood flooring around my toilet trench and animal traps/water catchments. hope the grain still lines up... want this to look good. *coughs up blood* hooboy

Yeah that particular one set me off good and proper then I couldn't stop for the rest of the thread. Anyone know what happened at the end? There was a link (Crohns disease or something) that didn't go anywhere.

holy fuck the zipline thread is amazing (ly terrifying)

walk across america is gold too. jfc

saving those for later

bizarro these deserve their own thread imo

"for only $20 a day we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them"

I feel like dril must have cut his teeth in these threads.

bizarro these deserve their own thread imo

mongoose murder, a fatal zipline and suicide by san francisco area park: a compendium of internet failure

I am mad that I can't use "shoot -> mongoose -> in the -> head multiple -> times with a -> pellet gun" as a display name

ILX: Chapo is not funny and any of my friends could have made that podcast

Also ILX: This collection of FYAD posts is making me vomit with laughter

somebody needs a hug

rip ilx

Whiney: Aquafina is amazing.
Also Whiney: Dasani is literally worse than brony mustache Nazis and bacon-flavored bowel cancer combined and you should be shot into space for drinking it.

angelo irishagreementi (ledge),

Would've posted this week's ago but search didn't work

Monster fatberg (Phil D.)

― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an oldie but keeps popping into my head now when i think of the song

remember the lmao

I just got this today. He's Irish I'm from Texas. Sorry TX

fmiid eh

Ha! *bead of sweat rolls off brow*

Yes fuiud. Sorry Texas

My own dn's are so poor I forget them

I hope Texas forgives u fwiw

There are more embarrassing people all around me I assure you

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague),

love it

<3

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6d/d5/bb/6dd5bb179e5dc9501f39e29f413dd8f0--black-white-photography-pretty-pictures.jpg

followed by Rocky Nogood and the Phantom Band

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g)

It just now dawned on me what "Bobby Buttrock" comes from (I think.) Hat tip, Old Lunch.

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