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WHERE DOES A BRO GOING TO LIVE

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 00:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

(Nobody suggest Penrith, thanks in advance.)

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 00:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.superdrewby.com/images/mgtopfront.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 14 July 2008 01:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

Sure, gradski, you can crash at my place next Mardi Gras. Just don't bring any trannies back to my pad, OK?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 02:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

newtown of course

electricsound, Monday, 14 July 2008 02:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

If nothing comes up in Newtown, you could try next door in Enmore. Possibly too many lesbians for you though.

edwardo, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

(as if you can have too many lesbians!)

edwardo, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

You can have too many butch lesbians.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

Anyway, if anyone in Sydney knows of a place opening up...put in a good word and let them know they can have access to a cape.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

Lucas Heights is nice.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 July 2008 06:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

how about oxford st

electricsound, Monday, 14 July 2008 06:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

Can't we combine both those options?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 July 2008 07:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

RADIOACTIVE PROSTITUTES

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 July 2008 07:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

THINGS TO DO

1. Find a place to live
2. Failing that, find a cardboard box to stay in for the interim
3. Drive across this crazy mysterious brown land in the BARINA
4. Get one of those iPod-cassette connectors because really, iTrip is useless
5. Sell a kidney for petrol (maybe)
6. Get drunk at my going away shindig (before I sell that kidney)
7. Tell Morris Iemma to quit before I come over

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 01:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

newtown

caek, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 01:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

Fuck the lack of cheap accommodation so I can have somewhere to stay while finding a new place and starting the new job.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

where's the job? In town?

edwardo, Friday, 18 July 2008 09:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

YAHHH CASTLEREAGH STREET YAHHHHHH

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

newtown and enmore are horrible!

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

what do you need in a place to live, PP?

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

He should live near that place where we won the meat raffle.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

Any bar where you have to consult a map with a compass to see if you can enter is an excellent bar in my book.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahha. actually, theres one of those in every suburb in australia.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

He should live near that place where we won the meat raffle.

I checked out a place today where the chick said the nearby pub was great - she won a meat tray there two weeks ago.

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 24 July 2008 10:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

newtown and enmore are horrible!

RONG

energy flash gordon, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

RONG

sunny successor, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

All about the dude at the train station screaming "why doesn't this fucking train go to Newtown" and then calling everyone fuckheads.

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

We're still at least another year from coming back to Sydney, Pato. Don't give up too soon.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

Yeah. Next Winter. We might go to Hawaii instead though.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

Where it will be summer.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

good point

sunny successor, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

SHOE SHOPPING

In Adelaide: there is only one store in tha ADL that sells Size 15 shoes and they only have one type of boring office/dress shoes and one type of casual/sports shoes (butt-ugly Converse sneakers). And it costs way over $100.

In Sydney: I went to the Homebush DFO today (don't ask) and found a bad-ass pair of Pumas with a big puma on the side looking super bad-ass on the shelf in my size! Size 15! And for the low low price of $65! And I look super duper bad-ass now!

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 3 August 2008 10:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

fabulous

S-, Sunday, 3 August 2008 10:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

sydney rules

sunny successor, Sunday, 3 August 2008 14:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

(don't ask)

there is no more sensible place to go for shoes than the DFO

energy flash gordon, Saturday, 9 August 2008 14:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

Yeah I found that out the other night.

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 9 August 2008 22:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

DF(TW)O

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 10 August 2008 02:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

despite ~90% of everything there being shit and/or not reduced

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 10 August 2008 02:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

I don't think I've been to a DFO in my life.

S-, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 08:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

MELBOURNE VERSUS SYDNEY: ROUND 1

Melbourne: froze my balls off on Wednesday night because bogan Queenslanders wanted us to walk in the freezing cold at night so we can have a drink at Crown Bloody Casino.

Sydney: had a pleasant sunny walk through Hyde Park at lunch today and almost got a tan.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 15 August 2008 12:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

I went to two of Sydney's great cultural buildings this weekend: the Opera House and Westfield Parramatta. These experiences have led me to the conclusion that I neither want to be upper class or working class...

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 31 August 2008 09:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I AM THE WHITEST DUDE THAT LIVES IN STRATHFIELD YAHHHH

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 October 2008 11:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

Still, I prefer the azn girls and dudes (esp. the girls) here in Strathfield than dealing with rich cunts or eternal uni students in certain other areas. It's all good.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 October 2008 11:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

strathfield has some sweet vintage shops

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

okay, last time i was in strathfield was 95 or 96 but i dont think those clothes have gotten any less vintage

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

PP told me he read in Time magazine (I think?) that Melbourne is Australia's Paris. They both have dirty rivers running through them I guess?

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Sydney's about glamour and bikinis. We're about after dark," explains born-and-bred Melburnian, Karen Webster, who helms the city's annual fashion festival. "They live for the beach. We're foodies. We live to eat."

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1717144_1841688_1841686,00.html

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

i wonder how pato is enjoying all that glamour and bikini

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

If Sydney is for glamour and bikinis, and Melbourne is for foodies, what purpose does Adelaide serve?

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

winos

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

If by homeless dudes drinking out of a paper bag, yeah.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 October 2008 21:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

i saw some belching girls with crudely tattooed breasts when i was there, they seemed to be thriving.

estela, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 08:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^ HINDLEY STREET FASHIONISTAS

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 08:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

i'm glad you escaped.

estela, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 11:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

There was a stabbing murder in Strathfield! Just minutes walk away! It was a top news story because her sister killed her! You don't get excitement like that in Adelaide apart from the one every decade weird serial killings which are usually involving dudes from Elizabeth!

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

i met a guy from adelaide who tried to tell me that it was a deeply fucked up place run by a behind-the-scenes freaky murder/sex cult called The Family. this guy was a weirdo btw.

what can you tell me about this, KBP?

jabba hands, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

Er, dude was telling the truth.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 09:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

ok. ruling out adelaide for the xmas holiday then.

jabba hands, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 10:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh, if you're not a white male aged 12-16, it's unlikely you'll be brutally raped and murdered on videotape for a secret cabal controlling the city.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 11:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Christ on a mountain bike, I am sick of Sydney.

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

I've been invited down to Bowral for a weekend, I am going to take up that offer and urinate on the back porch of Don Bradman's boyhood home.

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Lucas Heights is nice.
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:11 (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL

Hard like armour, Monday, 30 March 2009 22:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

five years pass...

Do they sell peanut butter there.

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:21 (four years ago) Permalink

What's the current time in Sydney, next Tuesday?

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:21 (four years ago) Permalink

the future

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:22 (four years ago) Permalink

Still not sure where to stand at the urinal.

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:22 (four years ago) Permalink

directly in front of it iirc

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:22 (four years ago) Permalink

Do I stand on the grate or do I piss over it.

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:23 (four years ago) Permalink

Like, what is this. Do I shit in the middle part or what

http://www.urinal.net/melbourne_town_hall/IMG_0262.med.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:24 (four years ago) Permalink

Anyway, we'll be there next week.

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:27 (four years ago) Permalink

newtown and enmore are horrible!

― sunny successor, Thursday, July 24, 2008 5:16 AM (6 years ago)

can't believe I didn't SB this chick while I had the chance

Gland Of Horses (sic), Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:57 (four years ago) Permalink

m8 just syphon the python in a dunny will ya (xp)

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 December 2014 10:34 (four years ago) Permalink

btw I note it has been raining in Sydney for months now

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 December 2014 10:35 (four years ago) Permalink

Mates, I took a vacation from America to get away from this sort of thing.

pplains, Monday, 15 December 2014 00:57 (three years ago) Permalink

WELCOME TO SYDDERS M8

my office in the CBD is currently under lockdown

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 December 2014 01:54 (three years ago) Permalink

I just saw this! Jesus fuck!

I know sic is on a beach and QGP is ok...all the other sydneysiders are cool?

kate78, Monday, 15 December 2014 02:03 (three years ago) Permalink

breaking news: the strip club across the street remains open

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 December 2014 04:50 (three years ago) Permalink

Grand Mufti denounces that one too.

pplains, Monday, 15 December 2014 04:52 (three years ago) Permalink

A man has told the Daily Telegraph he bumped into the gunman outside of the Lindt cafe and the gunman threatened to “shoot him too”:

Craig Stoker, a father of four from Eastlakes, told the newspaper:

He was wearing a black T-shirt with white writing on it and a headband and carrying a blue bag.

The bag bumped into me and there was something hard in it. I said ‘watch where you are fucking going’.

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Monday, 15 December 2014 05:42 (three years ago) Permalink

gunmen getting "agitated" at ch 10 not running their video

Gland Of Horses (sic), Monday, 15 December 2014 08:34 (three years ago) Permalink

still going on

I am home and comfortable unlike those poor hostages :-(

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 December 2014 11:55 (three years ago) Permalink

'Straya has handled this well much better than expected (search #illridewithyou on Twitters as one example) despite some wayward commercial media reportage.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 December 2014 11:56 (three years ago) Permalink

RIP 2 hostages + 1 idiot

StanM, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:44 (three years ago) Permalink

One of my friends, who not only used to be a fairly highly ranked policeman but a fairly highly ranked policeman involved in counter terrorism, was telling me last week that he reckoned this is increasingly about lack of proper mental health provision rather ISIS or whatever ... and, voila, this nutjob shows up.

Root It Oot (Tom D.), Monday, 15 December 2014 20:26 (three years ago) Permalink

... he was talking from a UK perspective of course.

Root It Oot (Tom D.), Monday, 15 December 2014 20:26 (three years ago) Permalink

This nutjob "showed up" seven years ago (hate letters to soldiers & widows then, arranging his ex's murder in 2012, 40+ sexual assault charges as a spiritual healer in 2013) and only "became" a Muslim two weeks ago. There's no sensible reason to invoke ISIS enough to even dismiss it.

Gland Of Horses (sic), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:36 (three years ago) Permalink

only "became" a Muslim two weeks ago

So he was just an Iranian with an anti govt agenda before this? (serious q, from what I was seeing on the news it seems hes been in the news on and off for a long time ranting about hating the govt and saving women and children in the middle east).

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 December 2014 22:34 (three years ago) Permalink

I think he just switched flavors of Islam--Shia to Sunni--a few weeks ago.

kate78, Monday, 15 December 2014 22:48 (three years ago) Permalink

Amanda Palmer giving us her oh so awaited Opinionz on the matter, of course.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 00:50 (three years ago) Permalink

Quite obviously a very sick individual and there was more than enough warning. (He switched brands of Islam in his head so he could be a lunchbox legend like all the other wannabe Daesh.) Why this guy wasn't locked up is beyond me.

Very, very sad about the two people lost and from what the media are saying, they both went out as real heroes.

Walked up to Martin Place at lunch and it was very sad - seemed everyone had come up to pay their respects. Walked past a flower stand nearby and the line up went for ages.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:45 (three years ago) Permalink


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