No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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Well...how about that sport, lads?

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

omg classic, MEN ONLY THREAD lol

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

secret confession: I bloody love breasts, me

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Was gonna start a stag thread meself. Let's all have a cigar.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

going to a stag party at weekend. currently gchatting ths info to gf, informing her of expected dublin stripclub visit. great.

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Women? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

The playboy-led call girls who seduced Hitler's border brigade?! How come I've never heard this story?!

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

You guys are all in the pen fifteen club right? Lemme know if not

Z S, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

hey guys - how often do you scratch your balls? Is there a difference in frequency of ball-scratching among guys of different nationalities?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

wtf ban

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

srsly

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

i mean

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

what happened? i am confused.

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

gender may be the traditional way to identify all people, including hypothetical ones, but that doesn't mean it isn't totally arbitrary and redundant.

― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

discus

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

ur on sacred ground woman

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

does ball scratching differ among different classes in Britain?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

wtf

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

so this a thread for guys that don't scratch their balls? sorry, i thought all guys did this ..

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

honestly, i'm just posting bullshit waiting to be banned from this thread tbh

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

wellif you're only killing time, i guess it's cool

hey why d'you hate all men btw

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

go buy a shoe, sarahel

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

Pato's dropped the ball here, can we get a ban on please?

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm trying to smoke my cigar and scratch my balls ffs

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

c'mon - man up dudes!

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

otoh you can just post about soccer or whatever and i'll quickly lose interest

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

i love football

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

I also enjoy the game of soccerball. I enjoy most professional sports in fact.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

Mens' sports I mean.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe post some lists or something ...

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

This is males thread not ILM aspie rubes

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't like gay sports like tennis and equestrianism though. Mostly I love full-body-contact sports.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe you can poll the top 300 soccer players and post youtubes of each one?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

Time to break out the blue-ys imo

http://www.artasauthority.com/rubber%20rose/Cheesecake%20Picnic%20Party.jpg

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

totally cute dress - would wear!

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://blogs.nyu.edu/blogs/em25/theportrait/betty-grable.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DOWN BOY

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

i totally tried to do my hair like that once - it's kinda hard

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

ok looking at skimpily-clad women is more painful than I'd like it to be - I'm out, lads

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

TRY BEING MARRIED SUNSHINE

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

nah, peace out bro x x

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

how did you guys feel about the nude male wrestling scene in "A Woman in Love"?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

think lj just failed the gender test?

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

have a beer for me, pal

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01gGEIB9z4

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

FUCKEN PSYCHED

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

like do you identify more with Alan Bates or Oliver Reed?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

A night of vigorous ball scratching ahead for that "LJ" fellow, you can be sureof that in this thread.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

Check out this sweet train set, guys

http://www.brandondufau.com/archives/Train%20set%202.jpg

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

my sister's godfather was super into model railways

got divorced

MORAL

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

the neighbor whose house shares a fence w/my parents' backyard has a model trainset that one could ride around on in his backyard - i was kinda jealous

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

good work bro

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:12 (five months ago) Permalink

but yea, hydrogen peroxide for the scab

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:14 (five months ago) Permalink

ito this oven door

the rubber seal is probably weak

there ought to be *some* air flow out the door, but not as much as is occurring

as noted the hinges may have been weakened during previous operations

inner seal also appears to be slipping

can i get thoughts on following:

washers placed strategically within hinge to tighten closing angle

two new seals, outer and inner (no idea how these are affixed)

new hinges

mix or all of the above

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:15 (five months ago) Permalink

its really affecting the evenness of eg my shortbread pie crusts lads so any suggestions gruffly considered

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:16 (five months ago) Permalink

is this Ask A Bloke?

ogmor, Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:33 (five months ago) Permalink

can be

its the COGH males only thread (not enforced iirc)

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:45 (five months ago) Permalink

Is this gas or electric?

Cabinet or freestanding?

Range on top or independent?

I mean, I've been hearing your cries for help for two days now, waiting the whole time for you to tell me something.

pplains, Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:08 (five months ago) Permalink

fair

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:33 (five months ago) Permalink

none of it relevant to the door seal or hinges im afraid but i do respect ths code of full make/model and other categorisation info required for discussion-

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:34 (five months ago) Permalink

um, if the heat leakage is def traceable to the gaskets sealing the door, then replacing them seems like the obviously indicated solution, especially if one seems loose to your (untrained) perceptions. I, too, have no idea how this ought to be accomplished, but seeking expert advice, assistance or direct employment strikes me as a sensible move.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:39 (five months ago) Permalink

First question might!

pplains, Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:40 (five months ago) Permalink

1. Find the model number for the appliance (on the door or on the back).

2. Open a web browser (there are several, widely available).

3. Type the model number into the search bar of your preferred search engine. Among the first results should be: aftermarket replacement parts.

4. If there are user-replaceable gaskets, buy them and try that. The hinge itself as well. And it will likely come with precisely the right mounting hardware, eliminating guesswork on that front.

Personally I don't like the idea of just adding washers willy-nilly and hoping for the best.

There is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 January 2019 09:05 (five months ago) Permalink

i think the "take up less space" idea addresses a real concern. there are certainly some discussions where my input is not the most important input and i accept that. i was kind of just being descriptive about my experience--i "bristle against" it when i hear it, especially when it's more general and not just "take up less space in THIS conversation, specifically." (citation needed, i know--but i have heard this idea thrown around as a more general principle here and there)

― Trϵϵship

i think it's ok to feel hurt and diminished when someone says something like that, _especially_ when that person is making a general (posb overgeneral) complaint and isn't addressing something specific you've done. it's pretty easy for me to personalize a general criticism; i just try to realize that this is what i'm doing so i don't wind up going #notallmen about it.

errang (rushomancy), Saturday, 5 January 2019 09:34 (five months ago) Permalink

wtf

google it and get in a professional?

shocking man shed advice

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 12:31 (five months ago) Permalink

‘it it wi’hammer

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 5 January 2019 12:43 (five months ago) Permalink

thanks ed

some of these lads idk ijdk

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 12:46 (five months ago) Permalink

And you know how this works.

Look at any online forum with helpful advice.

- "Hey, I've got a problem with my oven door. It won't close properly."

- "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, say you didn't try adding any washers to the hinges first."

- "Well..."

- "What's his make and model? They might not even make washers for that brand anymore."

- "Did you turn off all power to the house first? Unless you're a licensed professional...."

pplains, Saturday, 5 January 2019 14:19 (five months ago) Permalink

well christ man if you know the rules then play the game

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 14:20 (five months ago) Permalink

Fuck an oven, just cook wi' a bloody flamethrower from now on mate.

Better?

There is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 January 2019 19:25 (five months ago) Permalink

eat ur steak raw bro

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 5 January 2019 19:33 (five months ago) Permalink

yes good

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 20:02 (five months ago) Permalink

Oven?! Man use bbq.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 5 January 2019 22:30 (five months ago) Permalink

wow check yr climate privilege

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 23:54 (five months ago) Permalink

You got a jacket, right?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 6 January 2019 02:43 (five months ago) Permalink

i love style is thataway

topical mlady (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2019 02:53 (five months ago) Permalink

since a muscru gif has been posted in this revive it's only fair to ask the gentlemen herein for their thoughts on piss play

macropuente (map), Sunday, 6 January 2019 03:48 (five months ago) Permalink

I changed the brake pads on my car with my dad over Xmas break. Turned out one of the calipers was bad so we had to replace one of those too.

Wasn’t as satisfying an experience as I wanted it to be tbh. Glad to have the time with dad, but man I’m paying for all car work from now on.

circa1916, Sunday, 6 January 2019 03:49 (five months ago) Permalink

Unfortunate timing with that post.

circa1916, Sunday, 6 January 2019 03:51 (five months ago) Permalink

lmao

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 6 January 2019 03:52 (five months ago) Permalink

I've recently learned that replacing a light switch is actually (a.) incredibly easy and (b.) incredibly dangerous!

pplains, Sunday, 6 January 2019 04:23 (five months ago) Permalink

I've got this idea of setting up a home-repair YouTube channel with bad tim-and-eric graphic titles from iMovie, lots of holding the phone camera with the left hand while loosening bolts with the right hand, etc. The novelty would be along the lines of the unreliable narrator not knowing what the hell he's doing.

But not in an obvious way, like putting the red clamp on the black tab and the black clamp on the red tab. More like "okay, this washer hasn't been draining properly. First, before we begin, we're going to turn off the power and empty the tub here with this plastic pitcher" ... (one hour later...)

I've also always noticed some weird passive-aggressive vibes from Dads talking to their off-screen child holding the cellphone. "Are you pointing it over here? Can you see the nut and bolt? Is it in focus? QUIT SHAKING IT," but I don't know how to make that funny.

I do know the best advice comes from upper Midwesterners, the most patronizing from the Southerners, and the funniest are those old New York guys who use camera "tricks" like recording the breaker box, stopping the camera, stepping into the frame, and then start recording again, so that they pop magically into the picture.

pplains, Sunday, 6 January 2019 04:34 (five months ago) Permalink

I totally know what you’re going for here - sounds kind of like these photoshop tutorials this guy used to do but I am far too lazy and loaded with cough syrup to go a looking for them right now

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 6 January 2019 05:22 (five months ago) Permalink

xp u can just record continuously + cut out the part where u walk into frame!

(ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Sunday, 6 January 2019 05:33 (five months ago) Permalink

Ha, what's the Mac app for PowerPoint? iPodium or whatever? Use the "puff of smoke" effect.

Xp - yeah, the guy who everyone thought was Dane Cook.

pplains, Sunday, 6 January 2019 06:24 (five months ago) Permalink

hey fellas

appreciate that someone noticed this thread is stupidly titled to ensure that things don't get po-faced, this is partly the raison d'etre of COGH

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 09:00 (five months ago) Permalink

ito this oven door

the rubber seal is probably weak

there ought to be *some* air flow out the door, but not as much as is occurring

as noted the hinges may have been weakened during previous operations

inner seal also appears to be slipping

can i get thoughts on following:

washers placed strategically within hinge to tighten closing angle

two new seals, outer and inner (no idea how these are affixed)

new hinges

mix or all of the above

― topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 January 2019 02:15 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

happy to report that removal of door (theres a knack to this) and simple taking apart, resettling hinges and seals and reconstruction and rehanging (theres a knack to this) has the door as tight and right as a fella could wish

i was somewhat forced into action by coming home to the smell (but not other part) of gingerbread three times this week due to inconsistent bake

feminine wiles imo

topical mlady (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:07 (four months ago) Permalink

It's easy to blame the dark, the mouth of a door.

pplains, Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:15 (four months ago) Permalink

through a chink too wide there comes in no wonder

(or any other type of bread)

topical mlady (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:26 (four months ago) Permalink

listen julia child maybe you're into cupcakes and casseroles, but a steak and peas can both be cooked on the stovetop

calumy (rip van wanko), Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:55 (four months ago) Permalink

this cunt of a thing came off in my hands at two hundred twenty degrees celsius on saturday

ill get new hinges, one last shot at glory

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:47 (four months ago) Permalink

get in a professional for the love of god

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:13 (four months ago) Permalink

sorry did u click on the wrong thread or

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:26 (four months ago) Permalink

give it a go, fella!!

Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 09:50 (four months ago) Permalink

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 09:53 (four months ago) Permalink

tried adding washers at various points around the hinges tonight for a few hours but only succeeded in knackering the lock tab on left hinge while tryin to force it

ordered new hinges fifty quid the pair delivered not too bad rly

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:04 (four months ago) Permalink

the bake element in our oven shorted out with an unexpected fireworks display ... I am now waiting for delivery of the replacement part

Brad C., Monday, 4 February 2019 15:44 (four months ago) Permalink

best wishes brad

hinges arrived an hour ago, door is now freshly-hung. couldnt have gone on and in much more smoothly but im still paranoid theres too much of a gap at top (tho its now definitely straighter and tighter than before)

currently checking how long it takes to go from 0 to 190 anything less than 15 mins ill take as success

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:37 (four months ago) Permalink

12 mins oh get in you beauty

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:44 (four months ago) Permalink

Freshly-hung, eh?

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 February 2019 15:05 (four months ago) Permalink

lookit i knew the lower orders would aha latch aha onto that but its le mot juste and i wont stoop to defending it

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 15:14 (four months ago) Permalink


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