No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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Well...how about that sport, lads?

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

omg classic, MEN ONLY THREAD lol

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

secret confession: I bloody love breasts, me

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Was gonna start a stag thread meself. Let's all have a cigar.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

going to a stag party at weekend. currently gchatting ths info to gf, informing her of expected dublin stripclub visit. great.

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Women? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

The playboy-led call girls who seduced Hitler's border brigade?! How come I've never heard this story?!

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

You guys are all in the pen fifteen club right? Lemme know if not

Z S, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

hey guys - how often do you scratch your balls? Is there a difference in frequency of ball-scratching among guys of different nationalities?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

wtf ban

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

srsly

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

i mean

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

what happened? i am confused.

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

gender may be the traditional way to identify all people, including hypothetical ones, but that doesn't mean it isn't totally arbitrary and redundant.

― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

discus

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

ur on sacred ground woman

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

does ball scratching differ among different classes in Britain?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

wtf

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

so this a thread for guys that don't scratch their balls? sorry, i thought all guys did this ..

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

honestly, i'm just posting bullshit waiting to be banned from this thread tbh

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

wellif you're only killing time, i guess it's cool

hey why d'you hate all men btw

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

go buy a shoe, sarahel

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

Pato's dropped the ball here, can we get a ban on please?

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm trying to smoke my cigar and scratch my balls ffs

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

c'mon - man up dudes!

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

otoh you can just post about soccer or whatever and i'll quickly lose interest

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

i love football

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

I also enjoy the game of soccerball. I enjoy most professional sports in fact.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

Mens' sports I mean.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe post some lists or something ...

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

This is males thread not ILM aspie rubes

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't like gay sports like tennis and equestrianism though. Mostly I love full-body-contact sports.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe you can poll the top 300 soccer players and post youtubes of each one?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

Time to break out the blue-ys imo

http://www.artasauthority.com/rubber%20rose/Cheesecake%20Picnic%20Party.jpg

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

totally cute dress - would wear!

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://blogs.nyu.edu/blogs/em25/theportrait/betty-grable.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DOWN BOY

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

i totally tried to do my hair like that once - it's kinda hard

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

ok looking at skimpily-clad women is more painful than I'd like it to be - I'm out, lads

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

TRY BEING MARRIED SUNSHINE

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

nah, peace out bro x x

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

how did you guys feel about the nude male wrestling scene in "A Woman in Love"?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

think lj just failed the gender test?

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

have a beer for me, pal

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01gGEIB9z4

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

FUCKEN PSYCHED

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

like do you identify more with Alan Bates or Oliver Reed?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

A night of vigorous ball scratching ahead for that "LJ" fellow, you can be sureof that in this thread.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

Check out this sweet train set, guys

http://www.brandondufau.com/archives/Train%20set%202.jpg

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

my sister's godfather was super into model railways

got divorced

MORAL

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

the neighbor whose house shares a fence w/my parents' backyard has a model trainset that one could ride around on in his backyard - i was kinda jealous

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

a house that forces you to answer that eternal man question: you a shaq man or an ostertag guy?

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 04:45 (ten months ago) Permalink

Bloody oven screws are wrong size ffs

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 19 January 2018 00:06 (ten months ago) Permalink

lol pplains

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:50 (ten months ago) Permalink

However, I caution you: being the "cut-up" of your neighborhood online group is a dubious honor

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:50 (ten months ago) Permalink

Bloody oven screws are wrong size ffs


surrender yr man card, you’re on a time-out

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:53 (ten months ago) Permalink

You know, I want to tell you guys a little something about how it feels to be a man. And to do it, I'm gonna need a little help from my good friend Chuck MAN-gione

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSBV0vTfTo

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:57 (ten months ago) Permalink

However, I caution you: being the "cut-up" of your neighborhood online group is a dubious honor.

You wouldn't believe the restraint I've placed on myself. Lots of "Do you want to leave this site? Changes you've made may not be saved." windows.

pplains, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:53 (ten months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The day I decide to scrap the car, the brother buys a powerwasher

Shakespearean shit

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 08:46 (ten months ago) Permalink

are u fuckin shitting me

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:03 (ten months ago) Permalink

I am not

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:04 (ten months ago) Permalink

that's tough, man

on the other hand you've been pining after a powerwasher for seven years iirc - when you're nearly at the point where two generations of nexus-6 replicants will have been born and died maybe it's time to give up on the dream

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:12 (ten months ago) Permalink

i mean mean i'm not saying your brother's the better man but i'm also not not saying it if you get me

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:12 (ten months ago) Permalink

What I'm taking

What I'm choosing to take from that

is that after seven years I should want a much better power washer than was the original yen

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:24 (ten months ago) Permalink

Which is in fact the case so

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:25 (ten months ago) Permalink

I didn't know powerwashing technology was that susceptible of improvement

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:39 (ten months ago) Permalink

Power wash cycles

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:59 (ten months ago) Permalink

why don't you just ask him to lend it to you once in a little while?

infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:46 (ten months ago) Permalink

alternatively, kill him and take his powerwasher

it's the MALES ONLY option imo

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:51 (ten months ago) Permalink

I've seen the power washer it's beautiful

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:52 (ten months ago) Permalink

chin up buddy you’ll get there one day

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:54 (ten months ago) Permalink

This is a supportive thread and a safe space blessings upon it

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:55 (ten months ago) Permalink

power wash some moldy masonry or something if you have any

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:59 (ten months ago) Permalink

Is that recommended?

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:01 (ten months ago) Permalink

power washers are dope by i could never use one on my house it would rip the clapboard right off

marcos, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:05 (ten months ago) Permalink

Yeah I don't have any masonry of any type but moldy masonry sounds likely not to enjoy a power wash.

It's be for the car I no longer own or the driveway I don't have more than anything else

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:08 (ten months ago) Permalink

mossy i should've said

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:09 (ten months ago) Permalink

or the moss growing between the cracks of a driveway. satisfying stuff

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:10 (ten months ago) Permalink

Clarified and admitted

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:12 (ten months ago) Permalink

I have a thing that washes cars and driveways fine.

It's called rain.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:20 (ten months ago) Permalink

It's be for the car I no longer own or the driveway I don't have more than anything else


aye but just think how quick you could do the dishes with a power washer

a bracing blast from the power washer instead of a shower would be a hell of a way to wake up in the morning too

u gotta think laterally here imo

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

You can ask your bro if you can wash your 'vehicle' this weekend and drive up on your bike. Very hipster, showing you're better than those paupers owning cars. Don't forget to wash under the mudguard.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

I have a thing that washes cars and driveways fine.

It's called rain.

― I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:20 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You fancy prick

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:29 (ten months ago) Permalink

My bike would almost definitely fall apart under a power washer fwiw

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:30 (ten months ago) Permalink

I've got my eye on a longer hose so I can bring the power washer upstairs and knock out some of this mildew in the shower.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:32 (ten months ago) Permalink

Extension lead do the same job surely

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:33 (ten months ago) Permalink

who among us does not enjoy knocking things out in the shower from time to time

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:34 (ten months ago) Permalink

Lookit

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:35 (ten months ago) Permalink

this is a supportive thread and a safe space iirc

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:39 (ten months ago) Permalink

Extension lead do the same job surely

Gotta have something to screw the hose on to. Outdoor spigots only ones I know of.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:44 (ten months ago) Permalink

I've got my eye on a longer hose

That's what yer mom said

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:48 (ten months ago) Permalink

Power tools are pretty cool actually

I live in the city now so have no use for them

I bought a power drill but I never use it as i can fix all apartment issues with a regular screwdriver and hammer or just the trust hands and fingers

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:50 (ten months ago) Permalink

Also lads just a reminder that this is a safe space as brother darragh mentioned

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:51 (ten months ago) Permalink

Puffin's mom is my safe place.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

she speaks highly of you

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:28 (ten months ago) Permalink

this thread has great energy

ogmor, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:22 (ten months ago) Permalink

Well yeah no chicks

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:42 (ten months ago) Permalink

(except the honorary dude chicks)

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:43 (ten months ago) Permalink

(p much all ilxor chicks likely to post itt honorary imo)

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:43 (ten months ago) Permalink

(otm)

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:01 (ten months ago) Permalink


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