lol england

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/27/1277661397639/England-v-Germany-002.jpg

heard a rumour they were welsh paid to dress up and attend tbh

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/27/1277665571965/tim-bresnan-OT-006.jpg

cricket is about the definition of a consolation sport

Thankig u England for only winning 1 match while I was successfully avoiding the shouting and honking by being in Belfast and getting yourselves knocked out while we stood in a line in the airport on the way back

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/27/1277665571965/tim-bresnan-OT-006.jpg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/27/1277665571965/tim-bresnan-OT-006.jpg
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I'm really saving this thread for the 2010 COMMONWEALTH GAMES when Australia wins 200 gold medals and England only wins 60 or so.

Also:

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2010/3/9/image-1-for-political-pictures-of-the-month-june-gallery-641973807.jpg

Chortle

Funny how that shut everyone up, through.

Yeah, coz I don't know what it is or what it signifies (can a cabinet haz briefcase?)

lol england and its politically obtuse populace

meanwhile, Australia are staring a WHITEWASH full in the FACE

can a cabinet haz briefcase?

oh i forgot cambridge grads dont need to worry about social services

am down to my last £20, in fact

"20?! when I was your age, young man, etc"

meanwhile, Australia are staring a WHITEWASH full in the FACE

I'm sure I'd feel hardzinged if I hd any idea to what lj's referring

^fairweather cricket fan

what other kind of fan can you be when they call off a game due to rain?

^fairweather cricket fan

I don't think he's seen any sporting event since the 1994 Commonwealth Games. That's why he's getting deported. That and the fact that I hear he's having Japanese for dinner tomorrow night.

KBP! Tell me what you think of the Bollinger-Johnson-Tait-Siddle-Smith Ashes attack. And whether this O'Keefe character can live up to his near-namesake KING KERRY. And whether there's still a NSW bias!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/KOuliSs/fight-back.jpg

pakistan ur next

we didn't want you guys to get so demoralised you'd quit cricket altogether

that Tait fella - handy trundler ain't he. pity South Australia never get to put him on the park

South Australia still has...uh...er...um...have you seen the plans for the new Adelaide Oval yet? Also, Afridi might come back for the BIG BASH.

the KFC BIG BASH you mean!

and no I haven't seen the plans - are they going to put a tiny bit of actual real grass on the pitch?

Sorry, I forgot the work of the good people at KFC there. I have been on a Red Rooster kick of late.

The Adelaide Oval is going to be bigger and better in order to hold more Cricket fans and Australian Rules Football and the 2018 2022 Football World Cup!

Football World Cup at the Addy Oval? I do hope they retain the sanctity of the Members' Stand. Think of the spluttering!

They have demolished it!! Ahead of Adelaide United playing two games this summer in between the Cricket series involving Australia and a minor European nation.

THIS. IS. AN. OUTRAGE!

Well, they'd better unban beer snakes. I think they could be to Australia '22 what vuvuzelas are to SA '10

^^^

also crowd invasions of drunk blokes streaking and/or beating up on foreign teams

Merv Hughes fake moustaches on football fans, especially Brazilian ones

Socceroos do Merv-style aerobics in the quiet period of a 0-0 draw with Paraguay.

A lone barracker sledges Otto Rehhagel while the rest of the crowd look on approvingly

I don't think he's seen any sporting event since the 1994 Commonwealth Games.

there's a Commonwealth games now?

HEY LOOK, Peter George in the Test squad! PROUD TIMES FOR SUDAUSTRALIEN REDBACKS

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01902/iceland_1902315b.jpg

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the only conceivable response involves rugby union. it's come to this

ah m8 to be fair there is plenty of reverse-zing material to find in the federal election campaign

you lot just won a trilateral odi series though. tip top form even as your nation yields to hard-right populism

yeh glad we beat the west indies, we might be able to beat sri lanka now

even as your nation yields to hard-right populism

this is breaking news

yeah but you just got worse, right, like us

pretty much stoked for Boris starting World War III at some stage this year

good luck with this cutting yourself from the rest of the civilised world thing

thanks, we'll need it

we don't need luck, we have the crystal-clear masterplan and unrivalled negotiating skills of theresa may's government to ensure great britain is made great again

the Commonwealth has got our back

hey where's good to emigrate to btw - asking for a friend

;_;

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976xn/p04x91b3.jpg

the Commonwealth has got our back

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder886/400x/10556886.jpg

'this is our most desperate hour. help us, st kitts & nevis. you're out only hope.'

the Commonwealth has got our back

hoping for a republic referendum in the next decade, strategically timed to cause further despair and inferiority about your place in the world

(you're still a good bunch of blokes and sheilas but)

dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh

a nation of Farages. The Scots are okay, mostly

http://www.crystalinks.com/druids_stonehenge.jpg

these aren't the druids you're looking for

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/3/32/Eric_Pickles_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140731190144

'that's no moon!'

http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/resources/images/5233955.jpg

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nintchdbpict0002471247541.jpg

xp something something wretched hive of scum and villainy okay that's enough star wars for now

dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh

this positive feedback is coming from a bunch of cunts so

'the feedback is coming from inside the cunt'

well... better fire up this thread again

fondly looking towards the socialist utopias of the south pacific

** slightly competent (and slightly racist) labor opposition
** er...

fondly looking towards the unspoiled, ungoverned vistas of tharsis

http://media-channel.nationalgeographic.com/media/uploads/photos/content/photo/2016/08/29/MARS_Helmets_DL.jpg

bingo

the scourge is clearly English people and their descendants

on mars we'll all be martians

psyched tbh

Mars must be kept clean of Englishes, the virus must be contained imo

i'm all for it tbh

I should study Martian law in the hope of being called to the Mars Bar.

mars is a lawless place - better to knuckle down on learning the music of bruce willis in the hope of landing a gig as bruno mars

united in our being ruled by rupert fucking murdoch whatever happens

this is where we discuss ben stokes, criminal

/ ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england

ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HgPKJP2x4

can't believe they couldn't catch this during the nets session in Amsterdam

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/30/21/44E6C13A00000578-4936954-image-a-1_1506802410537.jpg

to think of all the lol penalty shootout jokes

maybe saturday, hey

the croats will see this one through, surely

[desperately tries to pivot this thread back to a little bit of politics]

must admit that I've only had limited time to keep tabs on how little old England is going but I'm only seeing positive news stories such as Greggs now offering home delivery (thank you to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

again, I'm still not quite up to speed on news coming from jolly old England - but I'm sure it's still all positive, based on the gamechanger that is Morrisons' Christmas Dinner In a Giant Cornish Pasty (thanks again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

I want it, badly.

hearing something about 'no confidence' for some reason, but I am confident that M&S' Foot Long Pigs In Blankets will be a big seller this Christmas (thank again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

i love how may’s future will be decided in a “lightning speed” party room spill over t w o h o u r s. they are totally amateurs at this spill thing.

Well, it's 2019, and I would expect that England is speeding towards to an exciting future, much like the lad caught driving his car at 123mph to get a kebab (thanks as always to the friends of the Cape at LADbible.)

We regret to advise that the Cape of Good Hope has been forced to cut ties with LADbible after they published two stories on this 'Brexit' thing

Ironically, I am currently eating a pasty.

I’m in a cheap yakitori joint in Sapporo, they are playing fairport convention this seems as good a moment as any to pour one out for lol England.

Aww :)

here we fucking go!!!!

you hate to see it

if we play this right and dont get sucked in we'll own these clowns but christmas

Now we both have blind idiots for prime ministers

boris meeting scoot morrison will probably suck the universe into a black hole of utter fucking deadshittedness

Just finished s2 of Fleabag, read the Fleabag thread, so much hand-wringing because she sounds/is posh

ok polling it

well not much happening there is it

Another blow to a Tory! (Thanks as always to our friends at The LAD Bible.)

Must admit that I didn't realise that Brexit was all part of a scheme to obtain a discount on Tim Tams.

PM @BorisJohnson on the commencement of free trade agreement talks between the UK and Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺 pic.twitter.com/WxqaZdqL5q

— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) June 17, 2020

He can have the Tim rams if we can get zero tariffs on scampi fries.

just bumping this thread for no particular reason

(sorry)