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heard a rumour they were welsh paid to dress up and attend tbh

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:11 (nine years ago) link

cricket is about the definition of a consolation sport

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Thankig u England for only winning 1 match while I was successfully avoiding the shouting and honking by being in Belfast and getting yourselves knocked out while we stood in a line in the airport on the way back

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:17 (nine years ago) link

I'm really saving this thread for the 2010 COMMONWEALTH GAMES when Australia wins 200 gold medals and England only wins 60 or so.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:34 (nine years ago) link

Chortle

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Monday, 28 June 2010 09:08 (nine years ago) link

Funny how that shut everyone up, through.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:50 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, coz I don't know what it is or what it signifies (can a cabinet haz briefcase?)

lol england and its politically obtuse populace

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:56 (nine years ago) link

meanwhile, Australia are staring a WHITEWASH full in the FACE

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:56 (nine years ago) link

can a cabinet haz briefcase?

oh i forgot cambridge grads dont need to worry about social services

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:58 (nine years ago) link

am down to my last £20, in fact

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:59 (nine years ago) link

"20?! when I was your age, young man, etc"

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 12:00 (nine years ago) link

meanwhile, Australia are staring a WHITEWASH full in the FACE

I'm sure I'd feel hardzinged if I hd any idea to what lj's referring

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 06:28 (nine years ago) link

^fairweather cricket fan

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 09:47 (nine years ago) link

what other kind of fan can you be when they call off a game due to rain?

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 09:48 (nine years ago) link

^fairweather cricket fan

I don't think he's seen any sporting event since the 1994 Commonwealth Games. That's why he's getting deported. That and the fact that I hear he's having Japanese for dinner tomorrow night.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:20 (nine years ago) link

KBP! Tell me what you think of the Bollinger-Johnson-Tait-Siddle-Smith Ashes attack. And whether this O'Keefe character can live up to his near-namesake KING KERRY. And whether there's still a NSW bias!

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:25 (nine years ago) link

we didn't want you guys to get so demoralised you'd quit cricket altogether

that Tait fella - handy trundler ain't he. pity South Australia never get to put him on the park

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 10:53 (nine years ago) link

South Australia still has...uh...er...um...have you seen the plans for the new Adelaide Oval yet? Also, Afridi might come back for the BIG BASH.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 11:52 (nine years ago) link

the KFC BIG BASH you mean!

and no I haven't seen the plans - are they going to put a tiny bit of actual real grass on the pitch?

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:16 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, I forgot the work of the good people at KFC there. I have been on a Red Rooster kick of late.

The Adelaide Oval is going to be bigger and better in order to hold more Cricket fans and Australian Rules Football and the 2018 2022 Football World Cup!

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:22 (nine years ago) link

Football World Cup at the Addy Oval? I do hope they retain the sanctity of the Members' Stand. Think of the spluttering!

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:24 (nine years ago) link

They have demolished it!! Ahead of Adelaide United playing two games this summer in between the Cricket series involving Australia and a minor European nation.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:26 (nine years ago) link

THIS. IS. AN. OUTRAGE!

Well, they'd better unban beer snakes. I think they could be to Australia '22 what vuvuzelas are to SA '10

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:29 (nine years ago) link

^^^

also crowd invasions of drunk blokes streaking and/or beating up on foreign teams

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:31 (nine years ago) link

Merv Hughes fake moustaches on football fans, especially Brazilian ones

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:35 (nine years ago) link

Socceroos do Merv-style aerobics in the quiet period of a 0-0 draw with Paraguay.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:36 (nine years ago) link

A lone barracker sledges Otto Rehhagel while the rest of the crowd look on approvingly

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:50 (nine years ago) link

I don't think he's seen any sporting event since the 1994 Commonwealth Games.

there's a Commonwealth games now?

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 5 July 2010 12:56 (nine years ago) link

HEY LOOK, Peter George in the Test squad! PROUD TIMES FOR SUDAUSTRALIEN REDBACKS

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:56 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

the only conceivable response involves rugby union. it's come to this

imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 11:34 (three years ago) link

ah m8 to be fair there is plenty of reverse-zing material to find in the federal election campaign

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 12:18 (three years ago) link

you lot just won a trilateral odi series though. tip top form even as your nation yields to hard-right populism

imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 12:23 (three years ago) link

yeh glad we beat the west indies, we might be able to beat sri lanka now

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:15 (three years ago) link

even as your nation yields to hard-right populism

this is breaking news

glandular lansbury (sic), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:16 (three years ago) link

yeah but you just got worse, right, like us

imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:23 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pretty much stoked for Boris starting World War III at some stage this year

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 July 2016 10:04 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

good luck with this cutting yourself from the rest of the civilised world thing

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:46 (two years ago) link

thanks, we'll need it

Neil S, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:48 (two years ago) link

we don't need luck, we have the crystal-clear masterplan and unrivalled negotiating skills of theresa may's government to ensure great britain is made great again

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:48 (two years ago) link

the Commonwealth has got our back

Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:49 (two years ago) link

hey where's good to emigrate to btw - asking for a friend

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:49 (two years ago) link

;_;

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:49 (two years ago) link

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976xn/p04x91b3.jpg

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:51 (two years ago) link

the Commonwealth has got our back

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder886/400x/10556886.jpg

'this is our most desperate hour. help us, st kitts & nevis. you're out only hope.'

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:52 (two years ago) link

the Commonwealth has got our back

hoping for a republic referendum in the next decade, strategically timed to cause further despair and inferiority about your place in the world

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:58 (two years ago) link

(you're still a good bunch of blokes and sheilas but)

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:58 (two years ago) link

dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:01 (two years ago) link

a nation of Farages. The Scots are okay, mostly

Neil S, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:02 (two years ago) link

http://www.crystalinks.com/druids_stonehenge.jpg

these aren't the druids you're looking for

Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:03 (two years ago) link

xp something something wretched hive of scum and villainy okay that's enough star wars for now

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:11 (two years ago) link

dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh

this positive feedback is coming from a bunch of cunts so

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:05 (two years ago) link

'the feedback is coming from inside the cunt'

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:12 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well... better fire up this thread again

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:13 (two years ago) link

fondly looking towards the socialist utopias of the south pacific

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:15 (two years ago) link

** slightly competent (and slightly racist) labor opposition
** er...

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:16 (two years ago) link

bingo

the scourge is clearly English people and their descendants

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:18 (two years ago) link

on mars we'll all be martians

psyched tbh

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:20 (two years ago) link

Mars must be kept clean of Englishes, the virus must be contained imo

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:24 (two years ago) link

i'm all for it tbh

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:26 (two years ago) link

I should study Martian law in the hope of being called to the Mars Bar.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:37 (two years ago) link

mars is a lawless place - better to knuckle down on learning the music of bruce willis in the hope of landing a gig as bruno mars

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:44 (two years ago) link

united in our being ruled by rupert fucking murdoch whatever happens

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:53 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

this is where we discuss ben stokes, criminal

imago, Thursday, 28 September 2017 00:59 (two years ago) link

/ ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england

imago, Thursday, 28 September 2017 11:04 (two years ago) link

ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HgPKJP2x4

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:11 (two years ago) link

can't believe they couldn't catch this during the nets session in Amsterdam

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/30/21/44E6C13A00000578-4936954-image-a-1_1506802410537.jpg

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:13 (two years ago) link

nine months pass...

to think of all the lol penalty shootout jokes

maybe saturday, hey

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 09:57 (one year ago) link

the croats will see this one through, surely

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 July 2018 00:46 (one year ago) link

[desperately tries to pivot this thread back to a little bit of politics]

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 July 2018 12:41 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

must admit that I've only had limited time to keep tabs on how little old England is going but I'm only seeing positive news stories such as Greggs now offering home delivery (thank you to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 November 2018 11:01 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

again, I'm still not quite up to speed on news coming from jolly old England - but I'm sure it's still all positive, based on the gamechanger that is Morrisons' Christmas Dinner In a Giant Cornish Pasty (thanks again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 09:54 (one year ago) link

I want it, badly.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 10:35 (one year ago) link

hearing something about 'no confidence' for some reason, but I am confident that M&S' Foot Long Pigs In Blankets will be a big seller this Christmas (thank again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 09:37 (eleven months ago) link

i love how may’s future will be decided in a “lightning speed” party room spill over t w o h o u r s. they are totally amateurs at this spill thing.

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 09:42 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Well, it's 2019, and I would expect that England is speeding towards to an exciting future, much like the lad caught driving his car at 123mph to get a kebab (thanks as always to the friends of the Cape at LADbible.)

Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:02 (ten months ago) link

We regret to advise that the Cape of Good Hope has been forced to cut ties with LADbible after they published two stories on this 'Brexit' thing

Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:10 (ten months ago) link

Ironically, I am currently eating a pasty.

Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:11 (ten months ago) link

I’m in a cheap yakitori joint in Sapporo, they are playing fairport convention this seems as good a moment as any to pour one out for lol England.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 11:57 (ten months ago) link

Aww :)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 11:58 (ten months ago) link

six months pass...

here we fucking go!!!!

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 10:56 (four months ago) link

you hate to see it

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:07 (four months ago) link

if we play this right and dont get sucked in we'll own these clowns but christmas

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:11 (four months ago) link

Now we both have blind idiots for prime ministers

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:14 (four months ago) link

boris meeting scoot morrison will probably suck the universe into a black hole of utter fucking deadshittedness

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:19 (four months ago) link

Just finished s2 of Fleabag, read the Fleabag thread, so much hand-wringing because she sounds/is posh

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:37 (four months ago) link

ok polling it

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 08:30 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

well not much happening there is it

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:05 (three months ago) link


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