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"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

This is still the all-time Classic Christgau Zing:

Nick Currie compares his quest for fame to God's and wonders why the big fella gets all the coverage.

The answer is that God is a nicer guy.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

The story is lousy--if something similar was coughed up by some avant-garde asshole like, oh, Alfred Chester (arcane reference for all you rock folk who think you're cool cos you read half of Nova Express) everyone would be too bored to puke at it.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

English DOR at its intricately ambient Eurodisco-cum-art-rock nadir, replete with steps for subtle metronomes and computerized sound effects that avoid vulgar sensationalism at all costs. Somebody take a good look at that singer's eyes and ask him whether he loves his mother.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

indefatigable-uh

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 11:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

That double-edged Kiwi wit--bad things are funnier at a distance, but then again, bad jokes are lamer at a distance

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 11:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

We're not just talking spectacularly entertaining, like the dripping labia of Mom's Apple Pie, or spectacularly profitable, like the Monkees, or both, like the "Thriller" video.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 June 2009 11:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

when robert christgau dies i hope the new york times runs a dismissive one-line obituary and a letter grade.

"Maybe I missed my calling as a podiatrist." C+

casual racism fridays (bug), Friday, 12 June 2009 00:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

Don Henley: Ah, yes — Mr. Christgau, the self-proclaimed “Dean of American Rock Critics.” I have never found anything in his work that was constructive or illuminating. His rants are mean-spirited, pretentious drivel that often miss the mark entirely. His tastes are narrow, his views myopic and he writes primarily to impress other critics rather than to educate or enlighten the average listener. The guy is so caught up in his own prejudices that he usually can’t see the forest for the trees and his toxic screeds devolve into nonsense — like the one above, which, I assume, is supposed to be some kind of clever, semantical wordplay, but is so clichéd and daffy that it’s meaningless. Christgau is like the nutty, eccentric professor who tries hard to be hip, but can never get there because he is locked in the ivory tower of his pedantry. Because he’s so gone, so deranged, I could no more be offended by him than by a besotted bum who cursed at me on the street. As that old philosopher Joe Walsh once said, “You Can’t Argue With a Sick Mind.”

boys (Tape Store), Friday, 12 June 2009 02:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

Don Henley is incapable of conveying a mental state as complex as self-criticism--he'll probably sound smug croaking out his famous last words.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 June 2009 11:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

Colin Moulding's songs, on the other hand, are aimed at bored Yes fans, which is why he missed--the lad doesn't know that Yes fans like being bored.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 June 2009 12:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Just as I was learning to hear past the bullshit they upped the ante, so fuck 'em.

I'm Australian or some other weird nationality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 July 2009 11:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

Daft Punk: Random Access Memories [Columbia, 2013]
The Black Eyed Peas they ain't ("Lose Yourself to Dance," "Get Lucky") *

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:52 (four years ago) Permalink

Radiohead wouldn't know a tragic hero if they were cramming for their A levels, and their idea of soul is Bono, who they imitate further at the risk of looking even more ridiculous than they already do. So instead they pickle Thom Yorke's vocals in enough electronic marginal distinction to feed a coal town for a month.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:56 (four years ago) Permalink

Omg I just read the daft Punk diss earlier today & was about to post it here

jaymc, Sunday, 29 June 2014 06:41 (four years ago) Permalink

When she admits to the loss of her slurred "cherry" in the finale, you can only wonder how sexy she'll be when she shows pink for real.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 June 2014 09:04 (four years ago) Permalink

while they merely lionized the obliging Mick Hucknall, we fell for the odious Michael Bolton, which ought to scare the Anglophobia out of anyone

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 June 2014 09:16 (four years ago) Permalink

Situationism? Get real. This is the Paris of feelthy pictures, of Chirac jingles, of jazzbolism as jungle fever, of a climacteric dickhead tunelessly mimicking latter-day yé-yé girls. It didn't sell--why in the world should it? Problem is, the old hustler is beyond sales. All he wants is loads of publicity and enough of somebody else's money to get Catherine Deneuve within range of a copped feel. Presumably, Deneuve can fend for herself. What kills me is that my punk-besotted colleagues can't. Suggested parental advisory: "Features nine-track bonus CD containing ambient remixes."

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 June 2014 09:41 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

The E.N.D. [Interscope, 2009]
How dare people call this wondrous album--actual quotes, now--"insipid," "saccharine," "clumsy"? Only I don't mean people--I mean journalists professional and self-appointed, from rockist sourpusses to keepers of the hip-hop flame.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 August 2014 12:01 (four years ago) Permalink

Personally, I think saying fuck 93 times in one song is a riot. Tell Fatboy Slim the news.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 August 2014 12:10 (four years ago) Permalink

As a white person in an integrated, how do we say it, nabe, I should breathe a sigh of relief that pithy Christopher Wallace seems content to exploit his own people--"I been robbin' motherfuckers since the slave ship," or, if you prefer, "I be beatin' motherfuckers like Ike beat Tina."

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 August 2014 12:21 (four years ago) Permalink

What intelligence must have gone into this album! What craft! What personal suffering! What tax-deductible business expenditure!

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 August 2014 12:13 (four years ago) Permalink

Back when they hit the racks, these posers talked a lot of guff about suicide. I'm still betting they don't have it in them to jump.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 August 2014 12:19 (four years ago) Permalink

"In books/And films/And in life/And in heaven/The sound of slaughter/As your body turns . . ."--no, I can't go on. I mean, why so glum, chum? Cheer up; look on the bright side. You got your contract, right? And your synthesizers, bet you'll have fun with them. Believe me, kid, it will pass.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 August 2014 12:22 (four years ago) Permalink

But remember John Holmes: he who lives by the dick shall die by the dick.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 August 2014 12:35 (four years ago) Permalink

He's now as likable as your once-rebellious and still-tolerant uncle who has the quirk of believing that OPEC was designed to ruin his air-conditioning business.

pplains, Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:04 (four years ago) Permalink

If you're too smart or knowledgeable for this young goof and his damn Grammys that Robyn wouldn't have won anyway, by all means enjoy your cool.

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 9 August 2014 13:56 (four years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

Brian Johnson sings like there's a cattle prod at his scrotum, just the thing for fans who can't decide whether their newfound testosterone is agony or ecstasy.

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 April 2015 00:19 (three years ago) Permalink

Dre degrades women every way he can think of, all of which involve his dick ("the whole eight," as this master of poetic license puts it).

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:33 (three years ago) Permalink

Instead he's convinced me that I'll get off on a white r&b singer from Savile Row the same day I give up Jack Daniel's for sherry and join the Dartmouth Club.

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:38 (three years ago) Permalink

Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Phoenix, if anything.

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:45 (three years ago) Permalink

I want to make a tape for all those zealots who claim a word processor will change my life.

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 April 2015 07:48 (three years ago) Permalink

Remember the immortal words of Chuck Berry: beware of middlebrows bearing electric guitars.

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 April 2015 07:55 (three years ago) Permalink

As the leader says, or intones, or even sings if you want to be polite: "(Keep Feeling) [dig those parentheses] Fascination."

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 April 2015 08:05 (three years ago) Permalink

she organizes freedom--how Scandinavian of her

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:19 (three years ago) Permalink

I think I might appreciate the covers album Kicking Against the Pricks when face to face with terminal illness.

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:35 (three years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Eric Clapton: Journeyman [Duck/Reprise, 1989]
What did you expect him to call it--Hack?

Adam J Duncan, Monday, 27 July 2015 09:02 (three years ago) Permalink

The Whoa List:

Jeffrey Lewis: 12 Crass Songs [Rough Trade, 2008]
Drolly self-deprecating anti-folkie covers iconic anarcho-punk Purists for ultraleft analysis in musical form--that's just what this reeling world could use, you'd think. And indeed, it's not altogether stupid. But it's also hate-filled and hateful--not just the Crass, but second-generation beatnik Lewis, who like most hereditary bohemians was brought up to think he's better than normal people. However well he understands capitalist exploitation, his emotional response is stunted: "I hate the living dead and their work in factories/They go like sheep to their production lines." ("Like sheep"--what a cool image!) Historically, people in this economy have taken what they can get and had some fun in their spare time. They like Sarah Palin because they know she's as smart as Jeffrey Lewis and suspect they're not all that far behind themselves. C-

Stone Temple Pilots: Core [Atlantic, 1993]
Once you learn to tell them from the Stoned Tempo Pirates, the Stolen Pesto Pinenuts, the Gray-Templed Prelates, Temple of the Dog, Pearl Jam, and Wishbone Ash, you may decide they're a halfway decent hard rock act. Unfortunately, sometime after they've set you up with their best power chords, you figure out the title is "Sex Type Thing" because it's attached to a rape threat. They claim this was intended as a critique, kind of like "Naked Sunday"'s sarcastic handshake with authority. But at best that means they should reconceive their aesthetic strategy--critiquewise, irony has no teeth when the will to sexual power still powers your power chords. And if it's merely the excuse MTV fans have reason to suspect, the whole band should catch AIDS and die. B-

Adam J Duncan, Monday, 27 July 2015 09:06 (three years ago) Permalink

Those who (claim to) expect them to improve on Gramsci maintain that this is where they turn bozo once and for all.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 12:11 (three years ago) Permalink

Ever hear the one about being so open-minded that when you lay down to sleep your brains fall out?

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 12:12 (three years ago) Permalink

But when I realized that "Let's Work" was no metaphor--that it was the plutocrat importuning his lessers to "kill poverty" from the bootstraps up--somehow I stopped worrying whether his "life is trivialized." Your choice, mister--you live with it.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 12:15 (three years ago) Permalink

But now that Bernard is a full-fledged human being, we find out he's a slightly boring human being.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 12:19 (three years ago) Permalink

Put them down as 10cc, with a spoke, or a pump, up their ass.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 12:21 (three years ago) Permalink

If coming leaves your penis feeling that bad, fella, remember that they're not called narcotics for nothing

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 12:21 (three years ago) Permalink

Though it's possible Jeff Tweedy's wife told him to stop being a pretentious tweet, it's more likely she just told him to stop ignoring her.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 12:53 (three years ago) Permalink

It's no surprise to be told that a lot of their ideas come from Eraserhead, but who wants to go see Eraserhead to make sure?

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Friday, 31 July 2015 14:34 (three years ago) Permalink

Those emo posers, how dare they?

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 1 August 2015 17:23 (three years ago) Permalink

Cyborgs can grate on the ears, and I bet they don't suck dick that good either.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 2 August 2015 08:49 (three years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Doherty makes a case for flat-on-your-ass alienation in an insane wartime culture. But please, don't go out with him. Kate Moss can fend for herself.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:02 (three years ago) Permalink

That these silly middlebrow hacks should hang in long enough to become stars is the usual biz fable. That they should do so with danceable rock and roll that sounds smart in the background is one more sign that the world is coming to an end.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 November 2015 10:14 (three years ago) Permalink

He never included that blurb in the published Consumer Guide, which makes sense because he was fucking wrong

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 November 2015 12:36 (three years ago) Permalink

What a cerebral band--if they keep on at this rate, they'll inspire more deep thinking than David Bowie and Henry Cow combined.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:05 (three years ago) Permalink

Bitch bitch bitch, bloat bloat bloat.

Eric Banta (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:20 (three years ago) Permalink

Not that "If the South Woulda Won" can be said to go against the Nashville grain--nobody really wants to go back to slavery, understand, but if that's the price of more hangings and no more foreign cars, we may have to bite the bullet. Anyway, Hank drops in a good word for Martin Luther King on the very next song. How much do these people want?

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:17 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Not as stupid as they sound--but do they sound stupid.

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 January 2016 12:46 (two years ago) Permalink

Back when I was a young feller, we called these things hootenannies, only we thought they needed songs

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 05:30 (two years ago) Permalink

I mean, is Eno really completely fascinated by banality?

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 11:36 (two years ago) Permalink

You'll wonder: Is Zooey Deschanel homier than Feist, or just a good actress?

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 11:42 (two years ago) Permalink

Lou sure is adept at figuring out new ways to shit on people.

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 11:52 (two years ago) Permalink

Long-winded young wankers so insularly indie they're incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't been softened up by Wowee Zowee and the Meat Puppets

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 11:55 (two years ago) Permalink

An active member of the Fraternal Order of Old Farts since birth

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 January 2016 01:51 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

these cheesy media sluts want to Grow Musically

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 11:58 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

he's sweet enough to come out on the losing side sometimes, but in the end he'll probably "let that lovely creature down," because he can't resist a piece of ass

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 April 2016 00:02 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Of course, the latter may not notice any difference, because doomsday is Mr. Radiohead's neighborhood. Go to their page in the All Music Guide and find under Tones (capitalized like the Platonic forms they are): "Enigmatic, Somber, Reflective, Intense, Plaintive, Wistful, Bittersweet, Paranoid, Gloomy, Wintry, Poignant, Aggressive, Theatrical, Eerie, Earnest, Melancholy, Angst-Ridden, Brooding." Sounds pretty inviting, doncha think? No wonder they matter so much. (Right, now I'm being sarcastic.)

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:46 (two years ago) Permalink

is that all you do on ILM?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:49 (two years ago) Permalink

avant-bigots

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:52 (two years ago) Permalink

is that all you do on ILM?

Is that what he said to you at the EMP? Sounds like a Queens dad, which he was probably evoking/channeling?

Hare in the Gated Snare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:49 (two years ago) Permalink

Once you learn to tell them from the Stoned Tempo Pirates, the Stolen Pesto Pinenuts, the Gray-Templed Prelates, Temple of the Dog, Pearl Jam, and Wishbone Ash, you may decide they're a halfway decent hard rock act.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 July 2016 09:53 (two years ago) Permalink

The last thing we need is collegiate existentialism nostalgia.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 16 July 2016 11:10 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

high-texture also-rans process rock and roll readymades through art school sensibilities and infernal machines

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 November 2016 02:38 (two years ago) Permalink

Calling Neil Tennant a bored wimp is like accusing Jackson Pollock of making a mess.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 November 2016 09:24 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

They call Australia Oz because it's about as exotic as Kansas upside down.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2017 10:57 (one year ago) Permalink

Only on the oceanbound land mass where acid house was Beatlemania would anyone sit still for such earnest post-rock tripe.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2017 11:14 (one year ago) Permalink

Some Amurricans think a whispered "Je te desire" is por . . . er, erotic--sexy! I've always preferred "I wanna fuck you" myself.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 09:14 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Anglophobes and wimpbashers won't hear it

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:08 (one year ago) Permalink

watch out America--well-mannered four-part harmonizers are coming to fuck your daughters

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:17 (one year ago) Permalink

I swear these tuneful blandos were hands-down winners of the REO Speedwagon eight-track earmarked for the Least Alternative "Alternative" of 1994 before I ever read their bio. I swear I didn't know the front man studied guitar at Berklee and took his band name band from The Fountainhead.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:18 (one year ago) Permalink

almost hooky enough to reconcile me to a world that needs Marxist background music

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:20 (one year ago) Permalink

But you have to ask yourself just exactly what kind of repository of All That Is Highest in Western Civilization it is that remains so susceptible to the brummagem, the bathetic, the half-assed, and the utterly full of shit.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 07:54 (one year ago) Permalink

Benetton boys adrift on Tony Blair's morass of neoliberal compromise

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:08 (one year ago) Permalink

I was fully prepared to get close to the high-tech textures and artificial energy of mindless electrodisco. In a few cases I did, too: Utah Saints! Utah Saints!

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:35 (one year ago) Permalink

seven years and no response from clemenza ;_;

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:47 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Wish this "illegitimate son of man" would stop pretending he's a pimp--he tours so much he can't possibly provide the necessary continuity.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 12:59 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Down from 48 percent to 35 at amiannoying.com, not because they're less annoying but because they're less successful.

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (one year ago) Permalink

purty music, but I yawn like a lawn when I hear him recite

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:19 (one year ago) Permalink

Hopeless eccentric spends most of his adult life and a large chunk of his ill-gotten fortune trying to make the perfect album. Succeeds, kind of, on his own totally irrelevant terms. Nobody cares.

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 1 July 2017 10:45 (one year ago) Permalink

college radio wouldn't know a good rhythm section if one played live in the studio

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 1 July 2017 10:49 (one year ago) Permalink

Lol at those last two.

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 July 2017 14:45 (one year ago) Permalink

Male computer nerds who've mastered a culture of affluence without making sense of their sex lives should listen up.

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 7 July 2017 12:27 (one year ago) Permalink

Hopeless eccentric spends most of his adult life and a large chunk of his ill-gotten fortune trying to make the perfect album. Succeeds, kind of, on his own totally irrelevant terms. Nobody cares.

^a fair assessment of Mark Hollis's solo album, imho

the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:19 (one year ago) Permalink

"666[bent downward arrow or else some emoji I'm too uncool to recognize]"

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 July 2017 03:23 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Open Your Eyes You Can Fly [Milestone, 1976]
Shut your mouth and maybe they'll let you land. C

the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Monday, 18 September 2017 13:06 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

But you need a lot of hooks to get away with being full of shit

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 October 2017 20:51 (one year ago) Permalink

The message being that only those ready to give up the transient pleasure of a good tune are ready to confront the meaninglessness of their neoliberal-capitalist lives

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 11:25 (one year ago) Permalink

Patterns of culture have changed, and in a boutique economy, this shit, like all other shit, is probably here to stay.

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 11:31 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Still an expert architect of musical spectacles, but... does anybody actually like the guy?

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 10:22 (eleven months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

worthy of Eno at his most rhapsodically technopastoral

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 10:23 (nine months ago) Permalink

Sade for androids

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 10:59 (nine months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

But there are times when the Kiss-Lil Jon continuum is just right for clearing the sinuses or getting you to the next rest stop

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 April 2018 09:25 (eight months ago) Permalink


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