not as bad as nando's bemusing "FUCK OUR CHICKENS" campaign
― more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link
perineum peri sauce
― the shane bourne identity (haitch), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link
local chipper surprising good steak sangers and burgers. only problem? must return home to apply mustard/chili sauce.
― ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 13 August 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Chilli sauce? Anyone who puts chilli sauce on a steak sanger/burger is a jock cunce and will have his BURGIN' license revoked.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 August 2009 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link
chilli, mustard and mayo in addition to tomato s is where it's at.
― ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Tomato sauce and mustard is acceptable. Mayo is disgusting. Chilli sauce is for petit-bourgeois tryhards.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link
pesto and bocconcini beef burger at Burger Bar tbqh
― chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Ugh, typical Surry Hills dining wank.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link
FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE seems like overkil
― miss pamela and the gtfo's (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link
l
― miss pamela and the gtfo's (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
They only had TWO last time I was there for Thursday Night Music Trivia
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
And the one I had was SHIT.
OK, I'm kinda looking forward to trying those new Angus burgers at Maccas.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/A/An/Pictures/angus-sampson.jpg
― king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe they can get a promotional tie-in thing going on with Gussy Wussy and him being in "Where The Wild Things Are" and all that.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link
would prefer this to hearing samuel johnson's voice on the 234234th ad
― king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Samuel Johnson "does" Hungry Jacks, son!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I am hesitant about Hungry Jack's XL Burger because while BBQ sauce really works with your classic fish and chip shop burger with a lot, I think it will fail with your cheap arse mass produced mainstream HJ's burger.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
workmate gives the angus a thumbs up, but i don't know that i really trust their judgement
― mince lice (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
It has a sourdough bun, that can only be good - right??
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i could go some bbq sauce in a HJ burger, keen to sample an xl
― dj rolando the aztec fish stick (haitch), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link
BURGIN' OUT with a proper Portugese Chicken Burger from THE SHAM.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 October 2009 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link
xposts THOSE ANGUS BURGERS AR PRETTY GOOD I HAD ONE THE OTHER DAY
― wilter, Friday, 16 October 2009 09:00 (fourteen years ago) link
should I take a girl on a first date to burgerfuel y/n
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link
got burgered today at grill'd, best one for a while - crispy bacon was crispy for once
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
does she love burgin' y/n
― RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
She had a HJ's Chicken Burger on Friday night, I think the jury is still out.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link
loving HJs does not count as "burgin'"
is date in daytime or night? Bondi, Cross, or Newtown?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Tru dat, but I think it means there is some potential.
Daytime, Newtown.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
u hipster
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
aw<3 kbp, seriously.
― estela, Friday, 23 October 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ carnt wait for that punchline
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I have a "friend" who claims she likes ("loves" even) burgers, but doesn't eat beef. Bitch should hang, amirite?
In other news, Grand Angus is incredibly gross. needed a double cheeseburger to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Grilld is too expensive for the price.
Should I get a burg for lunch from the fish 'n' chipper (one of the best f'n'c burgs in town I declare)
― Dags in Space (S-), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Hmm... I'm definitely onto some next level meta shit with that grilld comment.
― Dags in Space (S-), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
ahahaha
'expensive at twice the price!'
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
If yr going to a movie in N-town, it's going to be classier to go to a cafe or bar-with-food or nice restaurant to impress her a little. Even if you want to eat quick before a flick, Guzman is a bit more exotic fast-food wise; Burgerfuel actually have bespoke cardboard handles to insert your burger into, lest its oozy contents fall apart all over your hands and shirt. Get into her trousers good graces before risking such a situation.
(if you were going to Bondi, and you knew she was BURGIN', and could go into the water after to wash off the residue, it might be okay but still borderline.)
If yr JUST going for a meal date in N-town, go to a real restaurant. The North Indian Diner does not count.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
It's film/movie and I KNOW that I'm going to end up with a cafe anyway. But it's nice to dream, innit?
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Er, I mean film/lunch. Or lunch/film. Y'know.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Lots of places where you can sit in the window and win lols by "ilxors on parade"ing the passers-by while playing with tapas and sipping wine. Don't project all your long-held, tightly-suppressed burgerfuel fantasies onto a first IRL meeting with this chick - you'll be too focussed on the burgin' instead of on her, and she'll be under pressure to live up to your burgerfantasies instead of being herself. And that's not very burgy.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 23 October 2009 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm gettin' all burged out at lunchtime soon, hopin' that will last 'til Monday.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
How did this go? While having dinner few hours ago chick lolled at dude in shirt walking past on kingers and I thought "estie's OKC date!"
― RAPTOBER (sic), Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Er, it's actually today.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 October 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I speak for everyone when I say "liveblog"
― RAPTOBER (sic), Saturday, 24 October 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
for me, certainly.
― estela, Saturday, 24 October 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
this must happen
― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Sunday, 25 October 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
on IPHONE
what a disaster for phil
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 25 October 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I managed to explain "Esteban Buttez" briefly.
We burgered in a cafe BUT she had a chicken burger. Still, I can roll with that.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:36 (fourteen years ago) link
did u get yr bone on
― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
JIMBO!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm pro-dawg, dogg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 February 2014 09:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_4a.jpg
We're really excited to announce that a new eating challenge has been set!This year we're pulling out the big guns for our third epic eating challenge: Reservoir Hot Dogs. Inspired by the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, this one forces eaters to down 1.8kg of European sausages cradled in liberal amounts of bread. You'll receive a range of sausage flavours, including weisswurst, kranski, cheese kranski, chorizo and bratwurst, as well as various condiments. Those who dare to compete must finish the challenge within 30 minutes, and are forbidden from sharing or leaving the table. If successful, you'll receive your money back as well as a souvenir shirt.
http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_3.jpg
― (D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link
i'd go the discordian version but the buns make it an impossibility for me
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:03 (ten years ago) link
yeah "liberal amounts" tips the hand as to how they expect not to lose any money
― (D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 06:01 (ten years ago) link
I have been meaning to visit Essen recently but I ain't gonna participate in any Tarantino-related eating japes. (Unless they plan on serving the snags with Inglorious Batards.)
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:25 (ten years ago) link
You should yellow card yourself for that joke.
Last time I went to Essen, about a year ago, it was terrible but hopefully they were having a bad night. Up for a visit sometime if you find an excuse.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:34 (ten years ago) link
fo sho, the excuse will be to walk down broadway boggle eyed at all the ~changes~
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link
Lunching tomorrow.
http://www.ohburgerme.com/sydneycbd/pub-life-kitchen-at-the-lord-wolseley/
http://grabyourfork.blogspot.com/2014/10/pub-life-kitchen-at-lord-wolseley-hotel.html
― the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 27 November 2014 07:42 (nine years ago) link
"Sticky Hot Wangs – $12"
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:20 (nine years ago) link
McDonalds' Create-Your-Burg experiment thing in the outer suburbs was like a Mary's Burg but BETTER (even the bacon was BETTER) and you could have it your way.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link
Thumbs up from 7-year-old regarding Burger Rings.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link
Somewhat related, mother-in-law doing a pretty good job of gauging my tastes:
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/b05863dd9aa8dcfc782281362243acb4_zps353d7aa4.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:18 (nine years ago) link
BIG TANG
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link
zumbo burger pie
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/adriano-zumbos-latest-creation-pieburger-for-taste-magazine/story-fneuz8zj-1227304536955
it has beetroot = it is a disgrace
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link
ban haitch
― oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link
yellow carded
(i've mellowed out in my old age)
― never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 April 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link
first yellow card i ever received on ilx!
toates worth it, but
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Saturday, 18 April 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link