Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

uhhhh...no?

yes

^^^ real talk

crushing it

i dont remember the mondo burgers looking like brainpatty's

i will have the one on the right please

I make kick ass grilled burgers on BBQ with grilled onion, mustard and tomato sauce. Or more recently with Beerenburg Coopers Ale BBQ Sauce. Either way it is truly worthy of the GOOD BURGER name.

Oh, and with melted colby cheese. Colby is truly the best cheese to use in a variety of melting situations.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdhe625eJlQ

I'M HAVING A SURPRISINGLY AWESOME 'HAMBURGER WITH THE LOT' FROM THE CAFE DOWNSTAIRS AT WORK
THE LOT IS~

EGGS
BACON
CHEESE
ONIONS
BBQ SAUCE
LETTUCE
TOMATO
BEETROOT

IT COST ME $6.00

A++

rip pato + deeznuts btw

"The lot" sounds kind of scary tbh but is the sort of thing I could imagine being unexpectedly good.

the coffee down there is good too which is crucial given there are no other places nearby

gotta say, i went totally over for those grill'd burgers as an occasional lunchtime treat at work, pricey but worth the buck$$$. nothing really substitutes for a DANNYS burger tho.

There is a grill'd literally two doors down from my home. The employees are always douchey tho imo, forced +ve vibes get me down

and they always park their douchey kombi out the front of the house >:o

There's a Grill'd on the North Shore but I don't have a decent excuse to go up to the North Shore.

Have to stick with Burgerlicious, I GUESS.

"The lot" sounds kind of scary tbh but is the sort of thing I could imagine being unexpectedly good.

rong, they always stick in beetroot

BEETROOT

Have to stick with Burgerlicious, I GUESS.

aka "have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"

kumara fries at Burgerfuel are A+++

Don't playa hate, Burgerlicious in the city is just one minute away from work.

Haven't been to Burgerfuel even through I keep meaning to go. I need an excuse!!

It's not playa hating, Estie, its

MISSING U DAWG

'

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512M7RYECDL.jpg

Basically.

the guy at the cafe i mentioned upthread thinks my name is michael, it's gone on too long to correct him i think.

And he always makes a point of saying hello to me really loudly 'G'day Michael, the usual is it?!'

People are like "that bloke, Michael, does he really drink six coffees and eat a Hamburger with the lot every day??"

Haven't been to Burgerfuel even through I keep meaning to go. I need an excuse!!

how about burgin'?

I feel that my first visit to Burgerfuel should be a special occasion to mark the significance of the event. I don't feel an ordinary BURGIN' hunger is correctm considering that I am sometimes BURGIN' three times a week.

"have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"

have to rescind this, I was actually thinking of Burger Bun. Clue's in the title, I guess.

smashed some grill'd again yesterday, was an excellent burger with a fucked name, 'hot mama'.

they've got another one called 'zen hen' ffs. cunce.

not as bad as nando's bemusing "FUCK OUR CHICKENS" campaign

perineum peri sauce

local chipper surprising good steak sangers and burgers. only problem? must return home to apply mustard/chili sauce.

Chilli sauce? Anyone who puts chilli sauce on a steak sanger/burger is a jock cunce and will have his BURGIN' license revoked.

chilli, mustard and mayo in addition to tomato s is where it's at.

Tomato sauce and mustard is acceptable. Mayo is disgusting. Chilli sauce is for petit-bourgeois tryhards.

pesto and bocconcini beef burger at Burger Bar tbqh

Ugh, typical Surry Hills dining wank.

FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE seems like overkil

l

They only had TWO last time I was there for Thursday Night Music Trivia

And the one I had was SHIT.

OK, I'm kinda looking forward to trying those new Angus burgers at Maccas.

http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/A/An/Pictures/angus-sampson.jpg

Maybe they can get a promotional tie-in thing going on with Gussy Wussy and him being in "Where The Wild Things Are" and all that.

would prefer this to hearing samuel johnson's voice on the 234234th ad

Samuel Johnson "does" Hungry Jacks, son!

I am hesitant about Hungry Jack's XL Burger because while BBQ sauce really works with your classic fish and chip shop burger with a lot, I think it will fail with your cheap arse mass produced mainstream HJ's burger.

workmate gives the angus a thumbs up, but i don't know that i really trust their judgement

MCDONALDS JAPAN PRESENTS: THE AUSSIE DELI SANDWICH

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/09/the-aussie-deli-sandwich-from-mcdonalds-japan/

RIP australian culture

Finally, the Murdoch press tackles the big stories: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-bars/reality-bites-for-fast-food-burgers/story-fn93ypt9-1226483993201

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY

gonna hit barkly sq on monday for mr burger I rex

niiiiice

http://a394.idata.over-blog.com/600x511/1/11/12/20/MR-BURGER.jpg

hi dere

btw going to LA in a couple of weeks for "work", which can only mean one thing -- double double animal style at In-N-Out

^he's considering a move to l.a.

(HE'S CONSIDERING A MOVE TO L.A.)

Things to do in LA:

- Hang around with Axl Rose
- Buy myself some brand new clothes
- Do me some relaxin'
- Maybe grab a piece of action
- Strip naked to the waist and ride my Harley Davidson up and down Sunset Strip
- Might even get a tattoo
- Drinking Hennessy with Morrissey on a beach out of reach, somewhere very far away

dennis from head of the class wrote good burger!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/dan-schneider-on-head-of-the-class-better-off-dead,88988/

the worst thing ever is not having dinner then getting set on having danny burger and going to danny burger late at night after a gig while drunk and getting to danny burger and finding danny burger closed then having to trudge home with no danny burger and eat egg on toast instead

will u try kanga-emu burg for invasion day

http://www.grilld.com.au/

'how to get a news dot com dot au headline the easy way'

You'd think the Grill’d Rekorderlig Slushy would get the twenty-something punters through the door without resorting to coat of arms meat japes.

cunce ripping off the "coat of arms pizza" at The Australian in the Rocks, as enjoyed by ILX's own Andrew F recently, y/n

PS BTW rekorderlig at the Hyde Park Rekorderlig pop-up bar for Sydney Festival 3x the price of rekorderlig at a bottle-o

but you get a free cushion if you buy two

that would be handy for the inevitable plotz at paying $15 for a cider

hit up huxtaburger via the app for lunch

fucc a queue, I give it five stars

had two terrible burgs this week, going cold turkey till Five Guys Burgers And Fries in LA

cold turkey in a roll, rite

hux did not impress me last night

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide)
2) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to)
3) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney)
4) Grill'd (fucken everywhere)

Need to go to Brisbane next month for work and my first thought was "fucken yes, I can visit Burger Urge".

American umami fancy-burg chain looks intriguing: www.umami.com/umami-burger

not only Burger Urge make the best burgs in Brisbane, they are sponsoring Warwick Capper's run for the House of Reps

cannot express how much this is good business

UPDATE

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide) (-)
2) Burger Lounge (on the GC bro, a prominent ilxor took QGP and myself there, has nice brewskis too) (new entry)
3) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to) (V)
4) Mary's (hella hipster place in Newtown that has fried chicken as well, a whole fried chicken is called a 'Larry Bird') (new entry)
5) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney) (V)
6) Grill'd (fucken everywhere) (V)

I do recall having a hotel burg in Amsterdam but this was after over twenty four hours of flying and transiting so fucked if I remember it properly.

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Dannys

how does a Pato feel about dawgs

i'm pro-dawg, dogg

http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_4a.jpg

We're really excited to announce that a new eating challenge has been set!
This year we're pulling out the big guns for our third epic eating challenge: Reservoir Hot Dogs.

Inspired by the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, this one forces eaters to down 1.8kg of European sausages cradled in liberal amounts of bread. You'll receive a range of sausage flavours, including weisswurst, kranski, cheese kranski, chorizo and bratwurst, as well as various condiments.

Those who dare to compete must finish the challenge within 30 minutes, and are forbidden from sharing or leaving the table. If successful, you'll receive your money back as well as a souvenir shirt.

http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_3.jpg

i'd go the discordian version but the buns make it an impossibility for me

yeah "liberal amounts" tips the hand as to how they expect not to lose any money

I have been meaning to visit Essen recently but I ain't gonna participate in any Tarantino-related eating japes. (Unless they plan on serving the snags with Inglorious Batards.)

You should yellow card yourself for that joke.

Last time I went to Essen, about a year ago, it was terrible but hopefully they were having a bad night. Up for a visit sometime if you find an excuse.

fo sho, the excuse will be to walk down broadway boggle eyed at all the ~changes~

Lunching tomorrow.

http://www.ohburgerme.com/sydneycbd/pub-life-kitchen-at-the-lord-wolseley/

http://grabyourfork.blogspot.com/2014/10/pub-life-kitchen-at-lord-wolseley-hotel.html

"Sticky Hot Wangs – $12"

McDonalds' Create-Your-Burg experiment thing in the outer suburbs was like a Mary's Burg but BETTER (even the bacon was BETTER) and you could have it your way.

Thumbs up from 7-year-old regarding Burger Rings.

Somewhat related, mother-in-law doing a pretty good job of gauging my tastes:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/b05863dd9aa8dcfc782281362243acb4_zps353d7aa4.jpg

BIG TANG

zumbo burger pie

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/adriano-zumbos-latest-creation-pieburger-for-taste-magazine/story-fneuz8zj-1227304536955

it has beetroot = it is a disgrace

ban haitch

yellow carded

(i've mellowed out in my old age)

first yellow card i ever received on ilx!

toates worth it, but