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Good Burger, Saturday, 7 June 2008 12:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

uhhhh...no?

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 7 June 2008 13:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

yes

Mr. Que, Saturday, 7 June 2008 13:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^^ real talk

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

crushing it

banriquit, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

i dont remember the mondo burgers looking like brainpatty's

i will have the one on the right please

deeznuts, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

I make kick ass grilled burgers on BBQ with grilled onion, mustard and tomato sauce. Or more recently with Beerenburg Coopers Ale BBQ Sauce. Either way it is truly worthy of the GOOD BURGER name.

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh, and with melted colby cheese. Colby is truly the best cheese to use in a variety of melting situations.

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdhe625eJlQ

omar little, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

I'M HAVING A SURPRISINGLY AWESOME 'HAMBURGER WITH THE LOT' FROM THE CAFE DOWNSTAIRS AT WORK
THE LOT IS~

EGGS
BACON
CHEESE
ONIONS
BBQ SAUCE
LETTUCE
TOMATO
BEETROOT

IT COST ME $6.00

A++

wilter, Thursday, 30 July 2009 01:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

rip pato + deeznuts btw

wilter, Thursday, 30 July 2009 01:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

"The lot" sounds kind of scary tbh but is the sort of thing I could imagine being unexpectedly good.

ENBB, Thursday, 30 July 2009 01:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

the coffee down there is good too which is crucial given there are no other places nearby

wilter, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

gotta say, i went totally over for those grill'd burgers as an occasional lunchtime treat at work, pricey but worth the buck$$$. nothing really substitutes for a DANNYS burger tho.

"woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Friday, 31 July 2009 14:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

There is a grill'd literally two doors down from my home. The employees are always douchey tho imo, forced +ve vibes get me down

wilter, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

and they always park their douchey kombi out the front of the house >:o

wilter, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

There's a Grill'd on the North Shore but I don't have a decent excuse to go up to the North Shore.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 12:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

Have to stick with Burgerlicious, I GUESS.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 12:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

"The lot" sounds kind of scary tbh but is the sort of thing I could imagine being unexpectedly good.

rong, they always stick in beetroot

BEETROOT

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 13:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Have to stick with Burgerlicious, I GUESS.

aka "have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"

kumara fries at Burgerfuel are A+++

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

Don't playa hate, Burgerlicious in the city is just one minute away from work.

Haven't been to Burgerfuel even through I keep meaning to go. I need an excuse!!

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's not playa hating, Estie, its

MISSING U DAWG

bamcquern, Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

'

bamcquern, Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

Basically.

bamcquern, Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

the guy at the cafe i mentioned upthread thinks my name is michael, it's gone on too long to correct him i think.

And he always makes a point of saying hello to me really loudly 'G'day Michael, the usual is it?!'

wilter, Monday, 10 August 2009 00:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

People are like "that bloke, Michael, does he really drink six coffees and eat a Hamburger with the lot every day??"

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 09:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

Haven't been to Burgerfuel even through I keep meaning to go. I need an excuse!!

how about burgin'?

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Monday, 10 August 2009 13:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

I feel that my first visit to Burgerfuel should be a special occasion to mark the significance of the event. I don't feel an ordinary BURGIN' hunger is correctm considering that I am sometimes BURGIN' three times a week.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 14:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

"have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"

have to rescind this, I was actually thinking of Burger Bun. Clue's in the title, I guess.

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

smashed some grill'd again yesterday, was an excellent burger with a fucked name, 'hot mama'.

they've got another one called 'zen hen' ffs. cunce.

wilter, Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

not as bad as nando's bemusing "FUCK OUR CHICKENS" campaign

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

perineum peri sauce

the shane bourne identity (haitch), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

local chipper surprising good steak sangers and burgers. only problem? must return home to apply mustard/chili sauce.

ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 13 August 2009 06:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Chilli sauce? Anyone who puts chilli sauce on a steak sanger/burger is a jock cunce and will have his BURGIN' license revoked.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 August 2009 07:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

chilli, mustard and mayo in addition to tomato s is where it's at.

ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

Tomato sauce and mustard is acceptable. Mayo is disgusting. Chilli sauce is for petit-bourgeois tryhards.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

pesto and bocconcini beef burger at Burger Bar tbqh

chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 08:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

Ugh, typical Surry Hills dining wank.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE seems like overkil

miss pamela and the gtfo's (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

l

miss pamela and the gtfo's (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

They only had TWO last time I was there for Thursday Night Music Trivia

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

And the one I had was SHIT.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm kinda looking forward to trying those new Angus burgers at Maccas.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

Maybe they can get a promotional tie-in thing going on with Gussy Wussy and him being in "Where The Wild Things Are" and all that.

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

would prefer this to hearing samuel johnson's voice on the 234234th ad

king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 10:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Samuel Johnson "does" Hungry Jacks, son!

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 12:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

I am hesitant about Hungry Jack's XL Burger because while BBQ sauce really works with your classic fish and chip shop burger with a lot, I think it will fail with your cheap arse mass produced mainstream HJ's burger.

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

workmate gives the angus a thumbs up, but i don't know that i really trust their judgement

mince lice (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

MCDONALDS JAPAN PRESENTS: THE AUSSIE DELI SANDWICH

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/09/the-aussie-deli-sandwich-from-mcdonalds-japan/

Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:54 (six years ago) Permalink

RIP australian culture

the brand new dry heaveies (haitch), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:16 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY

fistula-la-la (sic), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:15 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

gonna hit barkly sq on monday for mr burger I rex

thirstin' maw (haitch), Friday, 16 November 2012 11:15 (six years ago) Permalink

niiiiice

site nuances (electricsound), Friday, 16 November 2012 12:54 (six years ago) Permalink

btw going to LA in a couple of weeks for "work", which can only mean one thing -- double double animal style at In-N-Out

After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 November 2012 10:03 (six years ago) Permalink

^he's considering a move to l.a.

site nuances (electricsound), Saturday, 17 November 2012 10:05 (six years ago) Permalink

(HE'S CONSIDERING A MOVE TO L.A.)

good naber He help get undr control (sic), Saturday, 17 November 2012 13:02 (six years ago) Permalink

Things to do in LA:

- Hang around with Axl Rose
- Buy myself some brand new clothes
- Do me some relaxin'
- Maybe grab a piece of action
- Strip naked to the waist and ride my Harley Davidson up and down Sunset Strip
- Might even get a tattoo
- Drinking Hennessy with Morrissey on a beach out of reach, somewhere very far away

After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:48 (six years ago) Permalink

dennis from head of the class wrote good burger!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/dan-schneider-on-head-of-the-class-better-off-dead,88988/

some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 21:03 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

the worst thing ever is not having dinner then getting set on having danny burger and going to danny burger late at night after a gig while drunk and getting to danny burger and finding danny burger closed then having to trudge home with no danny burger and eat egg on toast instead

pointillist not pointless (electricsound), Thursday, 3 January 2013 13:09 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

will u try kanga-emu burg for invasion day

http://www.grilld.com.au/

xxx heady xxx heady (haitch), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:06 (five years ago) Permalink

'how to get a news dot com dot au headline the easy way'

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:30 (five years ago) Permalink

You'd think the Grill’d Rekorderlig Slushy would get the twenty-something punters through the door without resorting to coat of arms meat japes.

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:31 (five years ago) Permalink

cunce ripping off the "coat of arms pizza" at The Australian in the Rocks, as enjoyed by ILX's own Andrew F recently, y/n

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:55 (five years ago) Permalink

PS BTW rekorderlig at the Hyde Park Rekorderlig pop-up bar for Sydney Festival 3x the price of rekorderlig at a bottle-o

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:56 (five years ago) Permalink

but you get a free cushion if you buy two

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:57 (five years ago) Permalink

that would be handy for the inevitable plotz at paying $15 for a cider

dutch tl;drs (electricsound), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:28 (five years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

hit up huxtaburger via the app for lunch

fucc a queue, I give it five stars

super wild whore sez (haitch), Friday, 7 June 2013 09:56 (five years ago) Permalink

had two terrible burgs this week, going cold turkey till Five Guys Burgers And Fries in LA

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:27 (five years ago) Permalink

cold turkey in a roll, rite

super wild whore sez (haitch), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:33 (five years ago) Permalink

hux did not impress me last night

post-op1 (electricsound), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:38 (five years ago) Permalink

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide)
2) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to)
3) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney)
4) Grill'd (fucken everywhere)

Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 June 2013 03:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Need to go to Brisbane next month for work and my first thought was "fucken yes, I can visit Burger Urge".

Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 June 2013 03:19 (five years ago) Permalink

American umami fancy-burg chain looks intriguing: www.umami.com/umami-burger

Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 June 2013 03:55 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

not only Burger Urge make the best burgs in Brisbane, they are sponsoring Warwick Capper's run for the House of Reps

cannot express how much this is good business

more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:02 (five years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

UPDATE

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide) (-)
2) Burger Lounge (on the GC bro, a prominent ilxor took QGP and myself there, has nice brewskis too) (new entry)
3) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to) (V)
4) Mary's (hella hipster place in Newtown that has fried chicken as well, a whole fried chicken is called a 'Larry Bird') (new entry)
5) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney) (V)
6) Grill'd (fucken everywhere) (V)

I do recall having a hotel burg in Amsterdam but this was after over twenty four hours of flying and transiting so fucked if I remember it properly.

haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 December 2013 10:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Dannys

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2013 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

how does a Pato feel about dawgs

(D1CK$) (sic), Monday, 10 February 2014 01:42 (four years ago) Permalink

i'm pro-dawg, dogg

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 February 2014 09:15 (four years ago) Permalink

http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_4a.jpg

We're really excited to announce that a new eating challenge has been set!
This year we're pulling out the big guns for our third epic eating challenge: Reservoir Hot Dogs.

Inspired by the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, this one forces eaters to down 1.8kg of European sausages cradled in liberal amounts of bread. You'll receive a range of sausage flavours, including weisswurst, kranski, cheese kranski, chorizo and bratwurst, as well as various condiments.

Those who dare to compete must finish the challenge within 30 minutes, and are forbidden from sharing or leaving the table. If successful, you'll receive your money back as well as a souvenir shirt.

http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_3.jpg

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:05 (four years ago) Permalink

i'd go the discordian version but the buns make it an impossibility for me

föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:03 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah "liberal amounts" tips the hand as to how they expect not to lose any money

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 06:01 (four years ago) Permalink

I have been meaning to visit Essen recently but I ain't gonna participate in any Tarantino-related eating japes. (Unless they plan on serving the snags with Inglorious Batards.)

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:25 (four years ago) Permalink

You should yellow card yourself for that joke.

Last time I went to Essen, about a year ago, it was terrible but hopefully they were having a bad night. Up for a visit sometime if you find an excuse.

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:34 (four years ago) Permalink

fo sho, the excuse will be to walk down broadway boggle eyed at all the ~changes~

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 08:54 (four years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

"Sticky Hot Wangs – $12"

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:20 (four years ago) Permalink

McDonalds' Create-Your-Burg experiment thing in the outer suburbs was like a Mary's Burg but BETTER (even the bacon was BETTER) and you could have it your way.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:21 (four years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Thumbs up from 7-year-old regarding Burger Rings.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:13 (three years ago) Permalink

Somewhat related, mother-in-law doing a pretty good job of gauging my tastes:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/b05863dd9aa8dcfc782281362243acb4_zps353d7aa4.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:18 (three years ago) Permalink

BIG TANG

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:30 (three years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

zumbo burger pie

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:55 (three years ago) Permalink

it has beetroot = it is a disgrace

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:01 (three years ago) Permalink

ban haitch

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:13 (three years ago) Permalink

yellow carded

(i've mellowed out in my old age)

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 April 2015 14:34 (three years ago) Permalink

first yellow card i ever received on ilx!

toates worth it, but

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Saturday, 18 April 2015 23:00 (three years ago) Permalink


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