loving this cancel culture mates

1. i CANCELLED crunchies because there’s a 2 for 1 sale on twix this week
2. i have taken the decision to CANCEL my turquoise socks because they’re in the wash and won’t be dry until thursday
3. there’s roadworks in the street across the highway so i have no choice but to CANCEL the entire street and take the next one along

4. i was CANCELLED by lavender scented kleenex because they’ve sold out at the local woolworths

5. Daryl Somers' highly questionable past gets him CANCELLED yet again

Video of Daryl Somers performing in blackface on Hey Hey resurfaces - https://t.co/SlY8oAnkLO | @newscomauHQ

— Andrew Bucklow (@ACBucklow) June 15, 2020

6. Obviously the late John Kerr is getting CANCELLED today & rightly so

7. Hopefully you can cancel the Queen while you're on

8. i have been CANCELLED by jk_rowling because i called her a hypocrite and she didn’t respond

9. Noted political reporter Chips Hurlmann has CANCELLED all you feral lefties with his latest scoop from the PM&C toilets cop that lefties

10. Reading something about Weis Bars getting CANCELLED for being too damn delicious

I was gonna cancel Hulu but then I don't wanna be that guy

Sign of the times no. 127895y9912666: TCM has CANCELLED John Wayne's Summer Under the Stars day (August 22). It will be replaced with a day of Natalie Wood programming.

10. Reading something about Weis Bars getting CANCELLED for being too damn delicious

Was this a deliberate play on Bari Weiss or am I just too online this morning

https://geckovending.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Weis-Bars-Gecko-Vending.png

11. A shame that the CANCELLATION of Blue Ticks on Twitter got CANCELLED so quickly

james bond has yet to been canclelled

cancelled, not stirred

12. We've CANCELLED the racist cheese! (No update on the racist cows responsible.)