australian rules of virus

unless it's an iPhone, in which case you have to have it running in the foreground and boop people on the nose with your phone in order for it to work

and stand next to them for 15 minutes

carrying a very large battery on my back for my iPhone is too much effort so I won't bother leaving the house

hey it works

33. Clive Palmer Banned from WA

(Checks Freo House prices)

34. Just a slight $60 billion error, champ

35. Dictator Dan vs Autarch Annastacia

36. it's cool bro Rugby League is back and it's going viral

what's the haps?

fen haps?

(Checks Freo House prices)

I would live in Freo in a heartbeat if it wasnt six jillion miles from everywhere else.

Almost for the nickname alone! Also the sun setting into the Indian Ocean is magic.

Freo is beuwwwtiful.

37. Protest against deaths of aboriginal people in custody and in solidarity fines for gatherings of over 20 people.

38. Join the fascist idiot parade - march unmolested.

39. Protests against indigenous deaths in custody may be allowed in particular circumstances (up to 500 people at a NRL game)

40. Peter Dutton’s wettest dream has come true; we’re all locked in till next winter.

41. Quarter of a billion dollars for arts recovery, if the artists are members of a billion-$ megachurch, run by your personal mentor, that systemically engages in fraud regarding their arts output

42. News getting bad? Further gut the national news reporter.

43. Did everyone forget that Guy Sebastian is part of that Pentecostal cult/scam thing?

More of a 41a there

I suspect amateur productions of Jesus Christ superstar and Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat in liberal electorates are going to be especially lavish this year.

44. Dictator Dan isn't enough of a Dictator he didn't Dictate the virus to go away what a terrible Dictator he is

45. Live in a public housing block with limited lifts - house arrest. Live in a private housing block with limited lifts - limited lockdown.

46. You're the Opposition Leader in Victoria, what's your top priority? That's right: losing your shit because you got called 'champ' on Twitter. Imagine if you went to a Dan Murphy's.

49. Large orders of KFC will be deemed suspicious.

^ this one should stay tbh

50. Do not eat your KFC in a cupboard whilst not wearing a mask, VIC police are on to you.

https://i.imgur.com/1V3FJ5d.gif

colonel tent fucker

courtesy ZS / Karl

51. don't play pokemon
52. don't play footy (except QLD)

53. the real victim is the economy
54. protect the economy
55. wah wah the fucken economy

56. no lockdowns for New Sourh Wales even if everyone did go to that one pub.
57. Oh shit everyone went to that pub ...

58.

pic.twitter.com/9c8tI0AeKB

— Hyram Hackenbecker (@HHackenbecker) July 15, 2020

59.

Love a good name and shame!! I don't care what ya done. Gimme a name so I can shame!!!!

— fungbunger (@parsfarce) December 20, 2017

Racist media does a racist doxing, news at 11.

Gotta fuel racist Facebook posts somehow.

60. Behave yourself or Christmas is cancelled

61. Matthew? What a Guy!

c’est moi

wait

62. The official anthem of know-nothing suburban COVID deniers? Of course it's one of Johnny Farnham's hits.

63. We want the vaccine!
64. No, not that one!

65. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4dYYuT5wr0

66. All media must interview an whinging tennis player.

67. Well, it could be worse. Those tennis players could be from Sydney.

68. No Vax till Novavax