the special powers conferred by being genetically welsh

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1: singing

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:25 (ten months ago) Permalink

2: the breathing of coal dust

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:26 (ten months ago) Permalink

3: unaffected by the handling of magic rings, presumably

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:26 (ten months ago) Permalink

4: Celtic and British but not in a stupid way like Cornwall or other fetishists

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

5: losing to the English but getting on with it kinda thing

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

6. Even when you dive it's never actually a dive

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:28 (ten months ago) Permalink

7. Ll

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:30 (ten months ago) Permalink

8. Can reliably cut slate with elbows

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:31 (ten months ago) Permalink

9. Knows what to do with a marrow

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:32 (ten months ago) Permalink

darragh i opened this in a doctor’s waiting room and actually cried laughing and now everyone is staring at me

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:59 (ten months ago) Permalink

10. you can be the worst person on the planet and everyone still thinks you’re nice

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 02:02 (ten months ago) Permalink

11. Knows about St. Swithin's Day.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:14 (ten months ago) Permalink

12. can cross-breed with leeks

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:55 (ten months ago) Permalink

Jesus I wasn't even drunk just tired

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 15:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

13. Purveyor of cakes that never go off

Badgers (dog latin), Monday, 5 February 2018 15:22 (ten months ago) Permalink

14. Can listen to the Stereophonics without turning them off

Badgers (dog latin), Monday, 5 February 2018 15:23 (ten months ago) Permalink

10. you can be the worst person on the planet and everyone still thinks you’re nice

God knows what gave you that idea, no-one likes the Welsh.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:51 (ten months ago) Permalink

yeah the welsh are one of the few nationalities it's still okay to hate tbrr

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:52 (ten months ago) Permalink

i mean even the english have some things going for them, although tbf i'm struggling to think of an example now i've put myself on the spot

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:53 (ten months ago) Permalink

I have a theory that they're better looking than the English, Scots and Irish but, Jesus, that's no great achievement.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:58 (ten months ago) Permalink

yeah it's a bit 'least disfigured patient in the burns unit' innit

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 17:03 (ten months ago) Permalink

11. Doesn't know that long-ass town name by heart either

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 February 2018 17:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

this started as a one man party then the normans invaded

infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 17:19 (ten months ago) Permalink

God knows what gave you that idea, no-one likes the Welsh.

i couldn’t think of anything apart from shitty ‘70s stereotypes

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:06 (ten months ago) Permalink

That haircut

You know the one that yerman from adventures of a window cleaner et al had

That's Welsh isn't it

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 23:34 (ten months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFBWTRjhiE

infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 23:41 (ten months ago) Permalink

12. non-ironic appreciation of Feeder (this is a genuine amazing power)

Badgers (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 10:19 (ten months ago) Permalink

Just Wales things http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-42957188

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:49 (ten months ago) Permalink

what could be more redolent of a holiday in Bulgaria than nunchucks?

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:51 (ten months ago) Permalink

fond memories of chucking CS gas at a crowd of Sofians

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:53 (ten months ago) Permalink


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