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I am suing Radiohead because I was the original 'Kid A' (as part of the Burger King Kids Club) and they used my likeness without express written permission.

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 10:14 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I am suing Twitter because they stole my idea of an easy access communications platform for nutbag heads of state.

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:23 (ten months ago) Permalink

I am suing COGH for image rights arising from my appreciation day

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:26 (ten months ago) Permalink

I am suing whichever teacher first wrote "could try harder" on my school report for defamation of character.

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:35 (ten months ago) Permalink

I am suing the New England Patriots (the American Football Team) on behalf of the England Patriots (probably some far-right English group, patrolling Dunstable in a white van.)

Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 January 2018 10:24 (ten months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

I am suing The Snowboard Corporation (TM) for stealing my idea of sticking two skis together.

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 10:28 (nine months ago) Permalink


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