This is the thread where KBP attempts to read "The Art of the Deal"

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Sadly, all the copies of Mein Kampf had been checked out of my local library.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:43 (two years ago) link

Has DJT ever cut a deal as good as Cape of Good Hope?

example (crüt), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:48 (two years ago) link

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That’s how I get my kicks.

early works: big deals
later works: blood and soil fascism

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:50 (two years ago) link

In any case, I enjoy seeing the lengths to which bad managements go to preserve what they call their independence—which really just means their jobs.

No, this is about some stock he was buying, not any major political party that you might be thinking of.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:56 (two years ago) link

Nowadays, if your name is Donald Trump, everyone in the world seems to want to sue you.

Or want you thrown into a bottomless pit. Sad!

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:08 (two years ago) link

I rarely go out, because mostly, it’s a waste of time.

omg he's the original 4chan basement dweller

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:11 (two years ago) link

Cadillac, it turns out, is interested in cooperating in the production of a new superstretch limousine that would be named the Trump Golden Series.

Also, it turns out that shower manufacturers are interested in...

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:19 (two years ago) link

They have asked me to go to Moscow in July.

http://theduran.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Vladimir-Putin-Wink-e1477989163795.jpg

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:23 (two years ago) link

It’s been said that I believe in the power of positive thinking. In fact, I believe in the power of negative thinking.

no shit

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:33 (two years ago) link

I’m a great believer in asking everyone for an opinion before I make a decision.

"everyone"

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:36 (two years ago) link

The other people I don’t take too seriously are the critics.

if only they had a little thing called twitter in the eighties donny

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:37 (two years ago) link

The other thing I do when I talk with reporters is to be straight. I try not to deceive them or to be defensive, because those are precisely the ways most people get themselves into trouble with the press.

obviously I have picked up the FAKE copy of this book

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:40 (two years ago) link

I play to people’s fantasies.

mostly KKK fantasies

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:51 (two years ago) link

I rarely go out, because mostly, it’s a waste of time.

the good thing is that this borderline pathological need to sequester himself from anyone other than his immediate family hasn't stunted his perception of the world or impede the boundless thirst for knowledge which will make him such a good president

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:05 (two years ago) link

There are people—I categorize them as life’s losers—who get their sense of accomplishment and achievement from trying to stop others.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:25 (two years ago) link

The answer is that as poorly qualified as he was for the job, Jimmy Carter had the nerve, the guts, the balls, to ask for something extraordinary. That ability above all helped him get elected president. But then, of course, the American people caught on pretty quickly that Carter couldn’t do the job, and he lost in a landslide when he ran for reelection.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:28 (two years ago) link

lol

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:29 (two years ago) link

I always loved that phrase: “burn grass.

2009-2016: CHOOM GANG
2017-20xx: burn grass

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:43 (two years ago) link

He's no Christgau.

pplains, Saturday, 21 January 2017 01:18 (two years ago) link

He is kinda lefsetz-y tho

sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 01:57 (two years ago) link

I’d watched her in construction meetings, and what I liked was that she took no guff from anyone.

be that a warning to you donald: women are not going to take guff (off the cuff)

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:03 (two years ago) link

bad publicity is sometimes better than no publicity at all

uh yes

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:06 (two years ago) link

I got an invitation from Adnan Khashoggi

hel-lo

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:17 (two years ago) link

And while I can’t honestly say I need an eighty-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one.

Nobody builds living rooms better than me, believe me... *trips over gold-plated table, nobody can hear his screams of agony*

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:21 (two years ago) link

My lawyer, Roy Cohn

And now you know the rest of the story.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:26 (two years ago) link

we don't need pato getting any bright ideas here

OR DO WE

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:42 (two years ago) link

we don't need pato getting any bright ideas here

OR DO WE

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lock the admins of I Love AFL up
lock the admins of I Love AFL up

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:07 (two years ago) link

Fred Nerk better watch out

wins, Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:27 (two years ago) link

king boy high-watto

estela, Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:33 (two years ago) link

The writer who ghost wrote TAotD thinks Trump is a terrible cnut, BTW.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:43 (two years ago) link

Also I read this book, Lee Iacco's autobio, and Spycatcher about twenty years ago and Spycatcher was by far the least delusional and full of bullshit.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:44 (two years ago) link

And remember that Spycatcher is the book that claims that a former head of MI5 was at the time a KGB double agent.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:49 (two years ago) link

To me, it makes sense to put money in trust for your children, so they don’t inherit millions of dollars when they turn twenty-one.

son you didn't sonned

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:49 (two years ago) link

I can be a screamer when I want to be

the american public does not have this choice until the eventual impeachment

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:55 (two years ago) link

But then, “modest” isn’t my favorite word.

you mean to tell me that the guy who was gloating in his inauguration speech about taking the presidency on an incoherent platform of authoritarian white nationalism lacks modes-- oh, I see

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 January 2017 12:06 (two years ago) link

The person I hired to be my personal representative overseeing the construction, Barbara Res, was the first woman ever put in charge of a skyscraper in New York. She was thirty-three at the time, she’d worked for HRH, and I’d met her on the Commodore job, where she’d worked as a mechanical superintendent. I’d watched her in construction meetings, and what I liked was that she took no guff from anyone. She was half the size of most of these bruising guys, but she wasn’t afraid to tell them off when she had to, and she knew how to get things done.

lol they've found her and she isn't taking guff: https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/822811103813976064

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 January 2017 01:41 (two years ago) link

do you know of any donald trump-narrated audio books?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 02:10 (two years ago) link

asking for a friend

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 02:10 (two years ago) link

Early on, I’d become particularly friendly with one of the newer tenants at Swifton. He was Jewish, an older man who’d been in a concentration camp in Poland. He’d started off in America as a butcher, then bought the shop, and by the time I met him, he owned perhaps fourteen butcher shops. He and his wife had taken two apartments in Swifton and put them together, and they had a great place, and they were very happy there. I had a lot of respect for this guy, because he had street smarts, he’d been around, and he was obviously a true survivor.

okay I think we know that he didn't contribute anything to this book

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:56 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2019

this sounds awfully like Rocktober In July

a cease & desist letter is on its way

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 February 2019 21:17 (nine months ago) link

A Salute To America, formerly known as Independence Day.

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 24 February 2019 21:38 (nine months ago) link

Hope they fit in a Hail to England! during the festivities

Neil S, Sunday, 24 February 2019 21:39 (nine months ago) link

Celebrating the Make America Rallies of 1776, I understand.

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 February 2019 08:44 (nine months ago) link


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