The COGH Thread To Distract Everyone From The Fact That The World Is Going To Hell

hi everyone come and make fun of your old friend kbp in the hope this will help distract us from what is going on

kagiso rabada's quite the bowler isn't he

^^ this is worse than any politics

adam voges for president!

stop it

Anyway, here's a yarn about a dangerously underqualified reality star running for top office: http://www.cricket.com.au/news/shane-warne-throws-hand-up-for-t20-coaching-job-australia-sri-lanka-february/2016-11-09

that and the commissioning of lurid art are the two things i'd trust him with tbh

how good is berocca

i also have a toblerone sitting here ready for the eating

the way things are going I reckon Warnie could get Springsteen to live in his backyard for real

i also have a toblerone sitting here ready for the eating

i hope its the old shaped one

we all need hope

Even confectionery is going to hell.

there had better not be a new-shaped toblerone

Oh, I thought you knew? Never mind, nothing's happened, Toblerone is the same as it's always been.

my god i hope you're right, i am not equipped to handle two pieces of bad news in one day

http://advocatesforanimalrights.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cat-dj.jpg

there will always be cats

I could go for some chocolate milk, that's good stuff

#onetermted ✅
#onetermtony ✅

Oh, I thought you knew? Never mind, nothing's happened, Toblerone is the same as it's always been.

lulz

it's still unopened

opening it now…

YESSS

Brexit has only affected Toblerone sold in the UK.

to even gaze upon the non-Euclidean toblerones of 2017 will drive you instantly to madness

I'm prepared to give up my country, but not our three cats. CHANGE YOUR QUARANTINE LAWS, OZ.

If your cats were white, I'm sure Australia would let them in.

It's only ten days to wait once they get here, iirc. If you filed their paperwork now, it'd still be ready before you'd wrap up all of your lives and be ready to move.

Just dont tell Barnaby.

Sic! I thought it was six months!

Oh, it could take six months to plan, book, paperwork, etc., not the cats actually sitting in a cage for six months.

That... opens a few possibilities - like me not being able to use Walter Mittens anymore as a reason for my wife not to leave me.

walter mittens!

adam voges for president!

― imago, Wednesday, November 9, 2016 9:52 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh lovely, injure the bloke who's taking all the wickets, top stuff devereux

RUN OUT!

BY THE SUB! :D

Ponting in the studio not rolling out the Gary Pratt 'fucking cheating cunts' this time lol

hi this thread is not helping

unless mennie does an ashton agar, I'm gunna slash me wrists

we're all rooting for the lad

kp and pup on the cricket show, what a time to be alive

ponting is a really decent bloke in the studio, wonder if they'll follow suit

btw the actual highlight so far has been callum ferguson's brother storming out

aaaalso, thank fuck you're not the west indies http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/content/story/1065740.html <<<jawdropping

big vern snuffs out big joe

starc has been in as bad form with bat as he's been good with ball. total stuart broad career arc

feel a bit bad for devereux tbrr

feel a bit bad for devereux tbrr

― imago, Saturday, November 12, 2016 2:52 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink