i for one am excited to determine the fate of the australian building and construction commission

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it's critical for the nation to have its say about whether the powers of the watchdog should be slightly more coercive than they are now or remain approximately as coercive as they are now

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:25 (two years ago) Permalink

Fellas, I don't want to scare you but: TRADE UNIONS

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:35 (two years ago) Permalink

witch hunt royal commission now

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 9 May 2016 00:11 (two years ago) Permalink

duncan is a terrible terrible man who needs our help must be crushed so that the australian building and construction commission can acquire slightly increased powers

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 02:03 (two years ago) Permalink

Turnbull is such a pus-filled shithead

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 03:01 (two years ago) Permalink

And a shit filled pus head.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2016 03:02 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah, and saying "oh but the party won't let him do what he wants to do" isn't good enough, he's the leader and can make better choices and pick the not-cruel battles

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 03:54 (two years ago) Permalink

exactly. you don't sell what little soul you have for power and get to pretend you're better than that.

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 04:49 (two years ago) Permalink

incredible how he's always been "yes marriage equality" then gets in and commits to abbott's bigoted bullshit $200m not-even-binding plebiscite

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 05:02 (two years ago) Permalink

"the people deserve a say"

no

they don't

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 05:03 (two years ago) Permalink

"the people" are fuckwits who think offshore detention is protecting us from something. if having these fuckers in charge didn't hit me and my family too, i'd say Australia deserves everything it gets voting the coalition back in again

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 05:40 (two years ago) Permalink

same

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 06:07 (two years ago) Permalink

welp Murdoch ruins another family and their lives, must be a day ending in 'y'

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:42 (two years ago) Permalink

mentally ill bloke who has had trouble with the law and is paid $520 per fortnight from Austudy >>>>>>>>> Hitler

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:45 (two years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiQIAJzVEAA7bIW.jpg

the day rupert murdoch dies in a vat of his own fucking vomit will be the single happiest day of my entire life

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:53 (two years ago) Permalink

if this guy has convictions — IF — he's done his time and doesn't need to be penalised all over again ~10 years later by a rabid fuckhead who doesn't approve of a single generic question he asked on the public broadcaster

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:00 (two years ago) Permalink

at last, words of advice from the voice literally nobody asked to hear

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 04:47 (two years ago) Permalink

I dunno, I guess I am okay with The Tone Government-In-Exile bringing down this pissweak-and-still-sending-12 month old babies-to-island-prision-camps government if it works.

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 08:20 (two years ago) Permalink

The Tone Government-In-Exile

opposition leader berg shipton tony abbott

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:25 (two years ago) Permalink

oh, i'm happy if they bring them down, i just don't believe it will happen, and in the meantime I don't want to ever hear from her again

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 13 May 2016 09:52 (two years ago) Permalink

that makes 25 million of us

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 11:19 (two years ago) Permalink

well I understand that Peta will be exclusively appearing on Sky News so, yes, nobody will hear from her again

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 13:49 (two years ago) Permalink

coming up next on credlin: seeeething entitlement

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:00 (two years ago) Permalink

er did anyone see bloop straddle talk to the public in complete sentences tonight, also I understand malcolm turnbull was there

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:23 (two years ago) Permalink

apparently bert strangle romped it in and mal alternated between raw condescension and being all over the place

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:24 (two years ago) Permalink

mal 29, shegdon 42, undecided 29

29 is a huge undecided number for a murdoch-staged event with more than zero lnp speakers

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:27 (two years ago) Permalink

good on ya bangle shogun

reckon mal got the 29 for just showing up in ~western sydney~, I would have been impressed that he rocked up

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:29 (two years ago) Permalink

they were asked about banks, beef shortbread offered to set up a royal commission and mal said he spoke very sternly to some banker mates at a westpac office party (i am not making this up)

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:37 (two years ago) Permalink

can't believe malcolm turnbull bloop scotch wants to piss away money on a marriage equality plebiscite royal commission into the banks

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:57 (two years ago) Permalink

http://theaimn.com/is-everybody-happy-now/

Duncan is now under suicide watch. His poor mum can’t bare to lose another child – she’s already buried one son.

This week, Duncan has been pushed to the brink of suicide. The character assassination needs to stop.

so uh mission accomplished?

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:06 (two years ago) Permalink

fucking the day rupert murdoch dies of asphyxiation in his own rancid shit i will be buying drinks for everyone

everyone

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:07 (two years ago) Permalink

all hail peter 'lizard boy' dutton, the new king of the dog whistle

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:54 (two years ago) Permalink

We should get on that darknet guess-the-death-day hitman website for dutton, all chip in a few dollars

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:06 (two years ago) Permalink

funny how the worst bigots are also the stupidest people

xp dutton will die the day he tries to reach the last biscuit in the biscuit barrel and his head gets stuck

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:09 (two years ago) Permalink

** Di Natale 'forgets' to claim farm and underpaid au pairs, 'all politicians are hella dodgy' shocker
** AFP raids ALP because someone told them that the Libs' NBN is shithouse
** Lizard Boy taunts asylum seekers with his exceptional mastery of the English language

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 May 2016 10:32 (two years ago) Permalink

transgender is literally hitler

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 03:07 (two years ago) Permalink

Huge news: MALCOLM TURNBULL HAD A FATHER, POSSIBLY WAS WELL OFF

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:49 (two years ago) Permalink

DID UNION STOOGE BILL SHORTEN HAVE A FATHER???

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:49 (two years ago) Permalink

Malcolm turnbull has lived in flat, is man of the people

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 00:51 (two years ago) Permalink

Turnbull said he would not take part in Sky’s people’s forum on Wednesday night – even though Bill Shorten would be attending – and he criticised Sky News for neglecting protocol and then pressuring him to attend.

“Sky News announced they were inviting me and Bill Shorten to attend a debate on a particular night,” he said. “What we’ve said, normally you would have approached us and sought to come to some arrangement.

“(Sky) chose not to do that and to issue in effect is a decree, and we’ve said no.”

lolwut

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:46 (two years ago) Permalink

it really is the Tone News Network

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:51 (two years ago) Permalink

turnbull pisses off murdoch-> murdoch retaliates -> turnbull loses -> australia wins

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:01 (two years ago) Permalink

leigh sales: [difficult question]
malcom turnbull: jobs and growth and jobs and growth and jobs and and and growth

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:32 (two years ago) Permalink

half of sky news is sorta nice to beige now hmmmm

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:33 (two years ago) Permalink

have no access to sky news, but a channel that appears to give shows to people like andrew bolt and alan jones can go fuck itself

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 23:10 (two years ago) Permalink

Turnbull refuses to remove the GST on womens sanitary products. Might I remind the men in the audience that razors are GST free.

Apparently "we cant afford" the revenue loss. Its only 30 million fricking dollars.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:54 (two years ago) Permalink

I don't even use a razor because i'm unkempt. Women don't get to so easily say, 'Ah, no need for pads for me!'.

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:57 (two years ago) Permalink

it's hard to see how any prospective leader wouldn't score a net win by removing gst from sanitary products. this more than anything indicates just how fucked up aust political discourse has become in the last 15 years.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 01:53 (two years ago) Permalink

Apparently some time in the recent past Shorten gave the govt shit for NOT removing it. Now he's all 'well we arent gonna lie about what we can and cant afford in this budget, so too bad, its not happening'

At least he's honest?

Doesnt affect me personally anyway (implanon is the best) but yeah, its a womens vote winner and he's a twat.

I'll prob still vote labor anyway. Im still registered in melb ports and Danby's unfuckwithable and has been in the seat for like 30 years or something insane.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 01:58 (two years ago) Permalink

(unless you work weekends and rely on penalty rates, I would understand that you'd be less than excited by things this week)

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:54 (one year ago) Permalink

i love how tone's list of remedies is transparently a giant load of horse shit

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 25 February 2017 23:02 (one year ago) Permalink

"we will fix australia by punishing the human rights commission" uh okay

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 25 February 2017 23:02 (one year ago) Permalink

superb

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 07:30 (one year ago) Permalink

haw

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 March 2017 09:30 (one year ago) Permalink

never before has there been such a relentless procession of leaks in the news

estela, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:24 (one year ago) Permalink

lock thread

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:28 (one year ago) Permalink

openly vilify entire segments of society in a major national newspaper: fine because free speech

use same platform to cry like a fucking baby when criticised: fine because free speech

be happy that he's dead: absolutely not fine stop it at once you lefty communist

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 01:44 (one year ago) Permalink

I have googled bill leak and support his death

El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 03:05 (one year ago) Permalink

australia's already better off without him, but murdoch's the one who really needs to go. the country will transform overnight when that piece of shit dies.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 05:49 (one year ago) Permalink

omg Estela <3

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:08 (one year ago) Permalink

btw I'd like to think things would change with Murdochs death but nah. it's too ingrained now. Bolt or someone will gloop into the hole he leaves like a ... big ugly toxic gloop.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:10 (one year ago) Permalink

true but all the cash murdoch keeps throwing at his loss-making propaganda will probably be cauterised by whomever succeeds him, since the majority of news corp seem to be heavily against keeping his shitrags on neverending life support

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:18 (one year ago) Permalink

well, yeah, it'll be a sad day for The Australian's reader

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:55 (one year ago) Permalink

he can always read the spectator

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:03 (one year ago) Permalink

btw i'm entirely happy to assume it's a "he"

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:03 (one year ago) Permalink

I don't think yr rong there. in fact it's prob my dad.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:41 (one year ago) Permalink

My lifelong leftwing father reads the australian religiously and it is affecting his brain. Every time we talk he now he goes off on whatever the latest Hobbyhorse of the paper is. 18c, safe schools, whatever. It's so depressing.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:13 (one year ago) Permalink

that astonishing wronghead universe in which 18c is critical to ultimate freedom but two men shouldn't marry because ~~~~~~~~reasons~~~~~~~~

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:20 (one year ago) Permalink

ha! barnett & pauline got fucking slaughtered. currently it's lab 39 against lnp 15.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:32 (one year ago) Permalink

trumble is so fucked

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:34 (one year ago) Permalink

bring back onion boy hot takes! get your bring back onion boy takes here! hot off the Murdoch press!

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:12 (one year ago) Permalink

oh christ, like he doesn't do immense damage every time he opens his facial slit and farts words through it

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:11 (one year ago) Permalink

enjoying a coopers premium light

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 22:25 (one year ago) Permalink

i'm voting for clive palmer's tweets next election

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:03 (one year ago) Permalink

that was glorious

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:55 (one year ago) Permalink

how were you possibly partially responsible?

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:56 (one year ago) Permalink

what even is this situation where the federal government and states are trying to outdo one another on energy projects? I'm only confused because in our situation it would be the red side building pipelines and the blue side building wind farms, clear cut, orcs vs elves, etc.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/mar/16/malcolm-turnbull-says-snowy-hydro-plan-will-outdo-south-australian-battery-storage

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:53 (one year ago) Permalink

So I may be partially responsible for this

thank u for giving the SA Premier his nads then

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:09 (one year ago) Permalink

what even is this situation where the federal government and states are trying to outdo one another on energy projects? I'm only confused because in our situation it would be the red side building pipelines and the blue side building wind farms, clear cut, orcs vs elves, etc.

yeh but the red side will come out in 6 months time and say it's not feasible and then advise again that 'coal is good for humanity'

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:11 (one year ago) Permalink

(noting that the red side here is the blue side, of course, if anyone is confused)

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:12 (one year ago) Permalink

anyway here's the guy that some people claim might be our next prime minister after Talcum gets rolled: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/its-all-same-sex-marriages-fault?utm_term=.gmbmerB7N#.iiYJXVp9P

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:21 (one year ago) Permalink

If Dutton becomes PM I am declaring my self a freeman of the land and signing up for a one way trip to mars with space X.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:42 (one year ago) Permalink

anyway here's the guy that some people claim might be our next prime minister after Talcum gets rolled: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/its-all-same-sex-marriages-fault?utm_term=.gmbmerB7N#.iiYJXVp9P

― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 March 2017 08:21 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hoo boy

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Peter Dutton has hit out at pro-marriage equality companies for shoving their “politically correct views down our throats”

i object more to people shoving their potatoes down our throats but okay

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:14 (one year ago) Permalink

magnificent

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 02:48 (one year ago) Permalink

For anyone interested this is what the event was actually about.

http://reneweconomy.com.au/agl-goes-live-with-virtual-power-plant-linking-household-battery-storage-16810/

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 17 March 2017 07:25 (one year ago) Permalink

good that you got exposure, probably not the kind you wanted though

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 12:11 (one year ago) Permalink

Yeah, there was a great interview on abc local radio in Adelaide Witt the guy whose garage it was.

Anyway normal service is resumed Bob Katter wants to preserve Australians' god given to wade in tropical creeks unmolested by homosexual Muslim crocodiles.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/20/katters-australia-party-push-to-legalise-crocodile-hunting-after-queensland-attacks

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 March 2017 08:27 (one year ago) Permalink

knob batter

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 March 2017 09:56 (one year ago) Permalink

when the country collapses under the weight of its own personal debt crisis, stuff like that will be a hilarious account of how complacent and fucking stupid we were in the lead up

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:21 (one year ago) Permalink

can't wait to be more racist

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:13 (one year ago) Permalink

and here's two white guys to explain why we should be allowed to be more racist

and here's a white guy from the party to do some press

and here's the white guy who got done for being a monstrous lying fucking bigot falling victim to a cruel law that gives innocent people respite from having to deal with racial attacks all fucking day restricts his freedom of speech

and here are some examples of 18c cases that went literally nowhere robbed white supremacists victims of the right to be racially charged aggressive fucks speak

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 11:50 (one year ago) Permalink

there are too many days when i really fucking hate this country

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 11:51 (one year ago) Permalink

i mean white malcolm turnbull announced it alongside white george "people have the right to be bigots y'know" brandis, what the galloping fuck were they thinking

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 12:03 (one year ago) Permalink

at last we can do all the racist things we already did, but with even more permission

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 13:05 (one year ago) Permalink


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