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ALL HAIL NEW AUSTRALIAN (TEMPORARY) TEST CRICKET CAPTAIN STEVEN PETER DEVEREUX "STEVE" SMITH

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AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:49 (four years ago) link

was thinking of starting this thread just earlier

imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:50 (four years ago) link

why are australia so damn likeable nowadays

imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:50 (four years ago) link

I am thinking of getting a #DEVEREUX t-shirt printed so I can wear it to the World Cup game that I am going to.

That's if he is selected for the ODI team and he bloody well should be.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:51 (four years ago) link

he's maybe like third name on the ODI teamsheet now, confirmed beyond all doubt whatsoever

imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:53 (four years ago) link

his batting style is really good - positive and unorthodox but so compact, like a more aggressive steve waugh

imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:54 (four years ago) link

Never underestimate the bizarre CA selection policy.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:56 (four years ago) link

shaun marsh and ed cowan in form i hear

imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:58 (four years ago) link

Ed Cowan is going great guns! But he's far too indie for the XI.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 08:59 (four years ago) link

he's this generation's macgill, way too intellectual for his own good

imago, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 09:05 (four years ago) link

I'm trying to imagine a conversation between Ed Cowan and Dave Warner.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 10:59 (four years ago) link

this guy

imago, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:54 (four years ago) link

the BEST

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 December 2014 07:38 (four years ago) link

er could be a little more aggressive with his declarations

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:02 (four years ago) link

basically throwing a test match so shaun marsh could score a ton and the daft prick runs himself out for 99

imago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:04 (four years ago) link

worse crimes have been committed in the sport

in other news, Chappelli's scathing commentary finally claims the Test career of MS Dhoni

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:07 (four years ago) link

and ashton agar might be back! swear they're picking him on looks

imago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:22 (four years ago) link

fresh faced healthy young people are the ideal poster boys and girls for a fine product like KFC

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 10:31 (four years ago) link

VERSUS SPIDERCAM

London's Left-Wing Utopian Non-League Ultras Are Reclaiming Football (imago), Thursday, 8 January 2015 09:16 (four years ago) link

They didn't make Devereux the World Cup Captain! And no Rhino or Lyon! THIS COUNTRY WANTS TO LOSE.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 11 January 2015 07:31 (four years ago) link

Steve Smith ✔ @stevesmith49
It was an absolute honour to meet my favourite athlete of all time tonight. Thanks @rogerfederer and best of luck in the Australian open.

awwww

NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 11:22 (four years ago) link

Dave Warner was there with his kid and QGP was all like "gee Dave Warner is one of those annoying people that has to take his baby everywhere!"

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:03 (four years ago) link

I'll also note that QGP is the biggest fan of Devereux ever.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:04 (four years ago) link

NyQuil Made It (imago), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:11 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/michael-clarke-on-a-collision-course-with-cricket-australia-as-his-teammates-move-on-20150126-12y7wd.html

this is an exciting development, things have been going too smoothly imo

larks' tongues in ass (haitch), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:27 (four years ago) link

Shocked and saddened that Devereux was a pointless answer on hit BBC television show "Pointless".

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 February 2015 13:05 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

But that's back, my swing's back where I want it to be, so hopefully I can continue crunching India around the park.

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:52 (four years ago) link

I would've needed a vom and a lie down if watson had hit the winning runs, str8 up

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:03 (four years ago) link

^^ real talk, was hoping even maxwell would get bumped up the order to prevent all possibility of dis

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 March 2015 07:49 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

just going to bump this because

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (four years ago) link

no joe root thread btw tells you something

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2015 13:08 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

obstructing the field!! o u foul aussie swines!

(i agree with smith and the umpires ftr)

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:47 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

he's still only 27 wtf

imago, Saturday, 25 February 2017 13:46 (two years ago) link

SOK is a slightly better bowler than him at the moment, however.

Only chink in the armour.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 10:59 (two years ago) link

all your heroes are nsw now

imago, Sunday, 26 February 2017 11:08 (two years ago) link

all twenty wickets taken by the SYDNEY SIXERS pal

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 February 2017 20:51 (two years ago) link

I've been waiting for Cornwall to find a bigger audience

imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:04 (two years ago) link

Brilliant move from Devereux, letting the GOAT bowl 8/50 today.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 March 2017 11:41 (two years ago) link

Sri Lanka pissing themselves laughing atm

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (two years ago) link

Glenn Maxwell?

THE Glenn Maxwell?

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (two years ago) link

This has been a tour for the surreal.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (two years ago) link

the slightly smaller show

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:41 (two years ago) link

thought this'd be where it all fell apart, devereux has instilled grit. just need to sort out swinging english pitches next lol

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:35 (two years ago) link

this is some full bradman runscoring

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:23 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

been away from the cricket world for a week, good timing

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:04 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKmJCLSIQk

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:12 (one year ago) link

remain shocked at the possibility that david warner is a terrible shit bloke

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:15 (one year ago) link

The Reverend has been defrocked

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:24 (one year ago) link

RIP

imago, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 10:35 (one year ago) link

Glenn Maxwell is replacing Steve Smith

I'M DYING

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:15 (one year ago) link

Boof lives, much like those cockroaches in a nuclear blast.

milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:16 (one year ago) link

THEY'RE OFF TO CRICKET GAOL

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:55 (one year ago) link

some mention of the possibility that Boof is talking to his lawyers before jumping ship/being forced to walk the gangplank. Either way he's a lucky lad

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 08:58 (one year ago) link

the tim paine era, babey... get excited

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:08 (one year ago) link

Why not Lyon

imago, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:09 (one year ago) link

not keen on any more line headbutting presumably

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:11 (one year ago) link

well the thing is that Lyon was suggested by some writers for the Vice Captain role back when Smith was made captain, by dint of being a good team guy and not being batshit stupid like Warner

YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOWLER AS CAPTAIN HOWEVER THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:12 (one year ago) link

next person that suggests bringing in George Bailey as some Mike Brearley-esque specialist captain will be shot

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:14 (one year ago) link

next person that suggests Mitch Marsh will be laughed at

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 09:15 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Oh, sorry, do you mean Steven Peter Devereux Smith of the Toronto Nationals?

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 June 2018 09:32 (one year ago) link

I assumed that Canada thing was a hilarious Twitter joke, but it's real ffs

imago, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:39 (one year ago) link

I knew Langer's appointment would deliver on the psychobabble but this is better than I could possible have imagined!

Neil S, Monday, 4 June 2018 10:06 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Should the highly enjoyable activity of enjoying a quiet beer on one's own, especially but not exclusively whilst on holiday, be known as

— Frith 🍃 (@pluckyloser) June 28, 2018

Neil S, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:45 (one year ago) link

Lonely Devereux just thinking baout things

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:18 (one year ago) link

he did well for Toronto, the good people of Toronto can be very proud of their XI

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 June 2018 12:19 (one year ago) link

a solid 61

Neil S, Friday, 29 June 2018 12:48 (one year ago) link

The good burghers of Winnipeg may be questioning the hype around 'The Bull', however.

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:28 (one year ago) link

Cam Bancroft, meanwhile, is taking up arms for the Desert Blaze of the Northern Territory T20 Strike League btw.

Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:30 (one year ago) link


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