The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

Julie The Mum won because her cookbook is gonna sell more than THE DRAGON LADY'S STRANGE ASIAN RECIPE BOOK??

also pls no offense but yr fedupness about tv is well documented and i'm a bit confused as to why you keep wanting to opine on tv when you don't watch it???

Because maybe I was asking "what is the big fuss" so someone could actually EXPLAIN IT TO ME, jesus get some reading comprehension people, not everything I say is a complaint.

i fuckin hate that julie the won. she's an absolute idiot!!

also, srsly, does she have parkinson's?

julie the won u__u

julie the won-ton

julie the won-ton-tess

can i just say, i would eat the hell out of that chocolate plate thing, omg.

totes. Gary's whingey 'you've changed me' call at the end about julie was barfffff

also the host's tittays last night were her greatest contribution of the season

i agree on all this tittays

haw

if i read "IT SHOULD BE CALLED MASTERCOOK NOT MASTERCHEF" one more time i'm going to destroy everybody and everything

can i just say julie's husband looked kind of shitnuts

ppl bitching @ lunch about how britishes masterchef is better. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

Julie's husband is LURCH!!!

hahhh OTM!!

- Masterchef 2
- 1000 Boat People Taking All Our Jobs (Including The Children)
- A Pub-Style Parma You Can Have At Home

Fucking boat people. Fuck the fucking boat people. Cunts. Fucking come here and drink all our fucking water and live in our fucking houses and take all our fucking jobs and terrorist our fucking things. Cunts. We should blow up their homelands. Oh wait, we already did that. Fucking terrorists. Fuck them abodigines too, cunts. How dare they get here before us? We rightfully came here on boats and exterminated most of them, and now the ones what's left think they own the place. Poverty-line cunts.

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Imagine if they got Steve Price & Andrew Bolt to cook a pub-style parma on Masterchef. That would get FIVE MILLION NASH at least, not even counting Reg or Tas.

obv it would be made of terrorist flesh and the coating would be the dandruff of deceased indigenous people.

btw be sure to watch Dumbo Abbott on the Hey Heys tonight. 1950s man meets 1950s television.

No thanks, I'd rather watch The Human Centipede.

This show is a giant Human Centipede. My fucking god. Every two minutes Daryl's gorging himself on Hey Hey clips from the '80s. I presume that at some point he'll develop a sewage-based mouth infection and shit-eat himself to death.

Good luck with giving away the defrosted chickens from Chook Lotto then!

With all that bonus salmonella, you know.

I think "88 all out" could be an interesting meme for y'all to consider

BOATS

Obviously if they were TURNED BACK they would not have lost their lives in this particular reef and just died in someone else's waters.

If there were a BOAT PHONE then THE BOLT BLOKE could call MR RABBIT and these people would DIE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Also, OPRAH

I'm sure the two can be conflated with amusing results.

CHISEL REFORMING

hasn't it only been about three months since they last played?

my mistake, two months

out of loop

Having trouble with Chisel. Seems like it was a band that did proper songs with proper melodies and proper lyrics by proper musicians yet bogans follow them everywhere. Was the bogan thing an accident or

Obviously if they were TURNED BACK they would not have lost their lives in this particular reef and just died in someone else's waters.

Some people *actually said this* in the comments on the breaking story y'day on the Age. "See now with Howards Pacific Solution this would never have happened". Yes because HOWARD COULD STOP TIDES AND CONTROLLED THE STORMS. WHAT A MAN, WHY DID HE EVER LEAVE etc froth.

Howard also REDEFINED Australia, basically sticking teh boat people on islands which technically under his laws were not Australia and therefore not-in-my-backyard.

That's why when you hear about the success of the Pacific Solution ('arrivals droped from 4,000 to 26!!! omg) it's just all lies.

Sportsmen's cocks.

lol i didn't know baout chisel reformation

guy here @ work is thinkin riewoldt might've leaked that pic himself, knahmean

all publicity etc

"It's because I hate the AFL and I hate St Kilda," she said.

i too hate st kilda, might have to get on board w/ this one

leak a picture of your cock to facebook

dikileaks

leak a picture of your cock to facebook st kilda

http://www.youtube.com/user/NMANews#p/u/13/xSYKzaqcEYc

Just saw the pic. That's a nice cock, why's he all upset?

If I had a cock like that I'd be all 'HEY COUNTRY, HOW'S THIS FOR SOME DECENT COCK'

pics or it didn't happen

THe PM is a big wet sack of feeble shit, Dutton is a big wet sack of ricin.

I was saying to Barn the other day that I feel like Labor could lose the next election but then I thought "except, NOBODY likes Dutton, so theres that..."

I remember thinking that about Abbott though...

Dutton will end up PM, he caters to the Aus blinkered self interest segment perfectly. No immigrants, no greenies, no hand wringers to get in the way.

They’re ready.

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I share a coworking space with climate200, they got on the wines at lunchtime today, and had some very nice cheese. It’s going to be a long few weeks but the keep up with the Comte I might be purusaded not to vote one for Pingers for Parliament.

Yet another election where it will be a lukewarm vote against someone rather than for anything. Albo's absolutely hopeless but the prospect of Dutton... my electorate is teal vs libs, so I guess I'll begrudgingly preference the teal.

Did anyone else see the people dressed as a lamb and a bee behind Jacqui?

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