21st century coalition: shit at economics and crippled by internecine power struggles, yet they still project these qualities on their opponents
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)
the weirdest of the semi-sentient fascist potato's weird tweets are a fun read (helpfully collated here in case he has blocked you on twitter, which he has done to me): http://junkee.com/peter-dutton-tweets/172285
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)
he is fucking creepy
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 11:45 (seven years ago)
https://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/3/8/n/y/z/image.imgtype.articleLeadwide.750x422.png/1400639785773.jpg
the libs do attract a certain demographic
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:06 (seven years ago)
'I like a drink, a laugh, a bit of footy, I'm just the average Aussie bloke'. pic.twitter.com/ZL3yje9ZbU— Tony Martin (@mrtonymartin) August 21, 2018
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:08 (seven years ago)
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/48fa7ddc504e036ea6e3b12fd615d558
I like children (their livers taste delicious)
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:23 (seven years ago)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:25 (seven years ago)
I DON'T KNOW
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:02 (seven years ago)
remember when beige curtain was going to be out on his arse
life was very different a few weeks ago
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:04 (seven years ago)
I am already looking forward to Albo turfingout shorten in 18 months time.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)
labor changes their party rules, difficult as hell for them to change leaders now
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:58 (seven years ago)
*changed
Albo seems to be aware that he is not the charismatic leader that a federal party needs
not that this has stopped Labor in the past, forcing Beazley to the top twice despite his repeated insistence that he didn't want the job and was not the man for it
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)
https://media.timeout.com/images/103374494/1372/772/image.jpg
What do you mean, , ‘not charismatic’?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/7z46aHE.jpg
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)
I'm trying to find that clip where he drew on the whiteboard and said "RAIL, BABY!" but cant.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)
fuck me dead
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)
why are we always at an airport/on a plane when politics goes troppo
xp I don't think this is exactly it, but bless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdKRHEn6veQ
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:57 (seven years ago)
this savage fucking piece of shit
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:05 (seven years ago)
but at least it’s someone abbott and murdoch hate
would you rather be shat on from a great height or at close range
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 August 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)
Matt yeah thats the one!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2018 04:14 (seven years ago)
would you rather be shat on from a great height or at close rangeperfect, absolutely perfect
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:31 (seven years ago)
all-time best metaphor
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:32 (seven years ago)
australia, this morninghttps://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/54/2018/01/Handmaids-Tale-920x518.jpg
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)
Anyone who uses the abbreviation ScoMo needs to be rendered into soap.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 25 August 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)
ScuMo
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Saturday, 25 August 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)
Anyone who uses the abbreviation ScoMo needs to be rendered into soap.otfm. he’s not a cuddly knockabout teddy bear, he’s a racist homophobic transphobic anti-abortion coal-loving piece of shit.
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:40 (seven years ago)
Scomo shlomo
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:45 (seven years ago)
[SAD TROMBONE]
#Newspoll Federal 2 Party Preferred: L/NP 44 (-5) ALP 56 (+5) #auspol— GhostWhoVotes (@GhostWhoVotes) August 26, 2018
#Newspoll Preferred PM: Morrison 33 (-11 compared to Turnbull) Shorten 39 (+7) #auspol— GhostWhoVotes (@GhostWhoVotes) August 26, 2018
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 August 2018 11:38 (seven years ago)
I will never stop laughing at this, never ever.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 August 2018 12:10 (seven years ago)
Darling of the anti wind movement in energy and an MCA lawyer in environment. Fuck these clowns.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 26 August 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)
news corp is racist
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 08:01 (seven years ago)
wait, that’s not zeitgeist, that’s all the timecarry on
who fuckin tonightwho fuckin tonight
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 September 2018 11:37 (seven years ago)
I thought this was going to be about which millionaire oldsters like bullying 9 year old girls.
Also where is the gofundme where we can contribute to her college fund?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 16 September 2018 13:26 (seven years ago)
at first I was like 'should I tell Ed about HECS' then realised we'd be more americanised than ever by the time she finishes high school so fair enough
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 17 September 2018 10:35 (seven years ago)
^^^
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 17 September 2018 11:47 (seven years ago)
i am sick to fucking death of people referring to various rancid bigoted piles of subhuman fucking dick biscuit as “the prime minister”
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 09:09 (seven years ago)
Eh, you'll get numb to it after 19 months.
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:35 (seven years ago)
Is that when the next one is due?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:47 (seven years ago)
See, you've got something to look forward to!
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/adOd5S0.jpg
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)
Morrison could push the election to November, giving him 15 months in the job, but is very unlikely to split the lower house and the Senate elections in one year. The Senate has to hold their election by May 18th, because of Trumble's double dissolution.
― Mighty Seething Bat (sic), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:48 (seven years ago)
holy shit VG NAILS the thread title
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)
fifth prime minister is a sewing needle
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)
sewing needle would be best prime minister in 20 years tbh
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)
side-note to Adam and Trayce: Hope That I Get Polled Before I Die: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS 1982-2002 POLL - Voting, Campaigning, Discussing
― Mighty Seething Bat (sic), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)
oh shit cheers sic
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2018 09:30 (seven years ago)